/be nice to gr!mes/

She has a big nose so I don't like her

What are the bests /Grimes/ pastas? I love the mayo one.

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I really like Grimes, but the more I watch of her, the more convinced I become that she is some sort of an illusion. She is just to perfect for the musical/cultural slot she is filling. She seems like she was genetically designed at the Advanced Club Kid Research Facility.

Think about it: She's "white," but she has the perfect skin, height and elegant limbs of an Asian woman. Alternatively, her features (especially nose and eyes) would be completely natural looking on a woman with dark brown skin. Don't you think she'd make a GORGEOUS black woman? I do.

She is basically the simultaneous ideal of Asian, black and white people- but she happens to have very white skin, which makes her more widely advertisable. Her face might be a little narrow and pointy to make a classically beautiful Indian woman, or other near-eastern people, but I'll bet they would still relate to her if her skin were changed into some familiar color range. Personally, I like looking at white blonds, but I'm always suspicious of them. They're constantly up to some scheme or another. And almost never does it involve making me happier.

So you missed me, ACKRF. Nice try, but until you come up with an Indian girl who has the curves of a black girl, the complexion of an Asian girl, the voice of an Irish girl and the "F it - let's just screw things up" attitude of an American girl, I won't be buying your product. So basically, I'm saying that Grimes is unbelievable. Not unbelievable as in "awesome," though I like her work, but unbelievable in the sense that I have a hard time believing that she was born of woman, and not out of some test tube in Japan. Or she could just exist as a digital avatar, not flesh and blood. Just from Canada? I've been to Canada. That's a really weak cover story.

Next level waifu faggotry.

I hear she has an XxX tape somewhere online

10/10

Random potential Grimes Collector trivia: Each of the first 35 copies of the initial vinyl run of Geidi Primes (such as the one seen at left - which is currently up for action for lots of money on Ebay right now) features a hand-drawn in watercolor (by Grimes) unique variation of the album cover.
youtube.com/watch?v=U32zTzNVN0o

Imo it's fascinating to see how radically different each of these sound from each other - despite the fact that they are all technically the same song. It's like viewing something under different colors of light, except - in this case - the different colors of light are the underlying musical genre of each artist. And none of them sound particularly like the original, nor have even a remotely similar feel.

>Grimes - Oblivion
Surf Rock: youtube.com/watch?v=zLaIlnzp0Y8
Garage Rock: youtube.com/watch?v=iXEFwX_cpkU
Folk: youtube.com/watch?v=-lKuFw5JnNo
Live Looping: youtube.com/watch?v=0SuYh9d_uBs
/mu: youtube.com/watch?v=QxDQM19gQXI
Indie Rock: youtube.com/watch?v=dsJ67kzU8G0
Pop Rock: youtube.com/watch?v=2QPd2kwJUSQ
Dream Folk: youtube.com/watch?v=tA1C8bOFdcs
Youth Choir: youtube.com/watch?v=6Se0hqGl94U

you could replace bjork with david bowie