*Unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*Slices you in half in one swift movement*
*With a single flick of the blade the blood flies off leaving the sword clean, ready for another kill.*
"Pssshhhhh, nice try kiddo. Anyone else wanna try and challenge god?"
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QUALITY CRINGE. THX.
haha nice bait fag
*Blink*
*You explode*
"..."
*It was a hologram*
Put that thing down user it's very sharp and oh jeeze look you've cut yourself real bad, Del!
Del! Bring us a towel!
I knew you'd hurt yourself with that damn fool thing, now you're getting blood on your trilby, hold still.
Thanks Del, call an ambulance willya?
*As the dust settles, you can see a figure standing in the distance*
*The figure teleports to you*
*Its me*
"Nice try, by not nice enough"
*I slice your stomach open with my blade and leave you there to rot for all eternity*
*I sheath my blade and rest, preparing for the next battle.*
*doses self in protein powder*
*benches 350 lb*
"Your katana has no effect on this Chad!"
*I open up my trenchcoat, revealing my two golden berettas.*
*I take them out and shoot you twice in the head.*
"Muscle is nothing compared to my skill."
*Stands there*
"You all of all people should know, there's nothing up there."
Wtf is this roleplay cringe.
Fucking summerfags.
Jesus fucking christ what a clustercuck in here.
I run back home bathing in my tears
"MOM IM FUCKING PISSED THAT MOTHER FUCKER"
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*I put away my weapons*
"Typical sheeple.... With enough practice, anyone can become a god."
summer is here
"woah there"
*flashbangs*
*fans the hammer*
"scuse me"
*combat rolls behind you and fans the hammer again*
"heh like shootin fish in a barrel"
*ults your whole team dead*
*gets play of the game*
lol one swing with that and it shatters.
How does anyone, weeb or not, believe that that's a practical sword?
*Stands still, sword at the ready*
"Sure, you guys can act all tough on the internet. But in the battlefield, you wouldnt stand a chance."
>mfw i own a korean katana-like sword
>mfw its 200+ years old
>mfw when owning a family heirloom is autistic
*unzips katana*
*teleports in front of you*
*nothin personell kid*
>this entire thread
Nothing is true. Everything is Permitted.
I've sliced my way through countless legions.
I am immortal, my blade rings true.
All who've tasted my immortal blade have never looked at me once more.
I am the night. Expecto Patronum.
lost at "teleports behind you"
*is actually a hologram*
*shoots you in half and you cant escape*
*you die*
haha, nice try!!! mmm i love bolod.
*uses my wakizashi to carve into a tree, carefully speeling out the words in the bark as the wind blows in the overhanging branches* the game *you look down in shame as you just realized you lost*
well, at least this isn't another "rate my dick' thread.
How did you manage to fit so much cringe into one thread?
kek
underated post
i think i know your mom.
Escape from LA?
*Walks up to you, katana at the ready"
"Whats wrong with those threads? Are you a Homophobe?"
"Y....Yes..." you mutter, fearful for your life.
"I dont take very kindly to close minded bigots like yourself, the world must be purged of your kind"
*I jab my sword into your chest and twist. Blood spurts out like a fountain as I laugh at your demise*
*Looks around at everyone*
"I hope you have all learned your lesson, but if your havent, im not afraid to teach it again..."
Autistic weeaboo faggot, fucking die.
*DIE! DIE! DIE!*
I have no words.
*You die, there is nothing you can do about it*
Thats not how combat roleplay works idiot....
*The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools*
*unzips pants*
*unsheathes cocktana*
*moonwalks behind you*
"nothing personal kid shamona"
"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
No truer words have ever been spoken.
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*dodges*
*gropes your ass* erp thread?
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that's pretty fucking gay
No kiddo, you ARE the challenger.
Jokes on you i am gay
The fuck is a blockchain
"justice ain't gonna dispense itself"
*roll to seduce*
underrated post
Its ovverrated if anything.
lol was gonna say the same, cheap knockoff swords are shit, even more so with giant fucking holes in them
*Pulls out a circle of paper and some crayons*
*walks up behind you*
*places the circle of paper down on the table*
*then the crayons*
*you move suddenly towards the crayons*
*You grab one and in an instant place it in your mouth*
*You tell me it tastes like purple*
come at me you scurvy chikenshit hoonanny, ill curb stomp yer ugly buttface back to your momma's crusty pumpernickel you bony dead horsewhistling bleeding seannanny cunt
I can't tell if this is a cringe thread
>adult
>Sup Forums
choose one
Holy Austism Batman!!!
*I take of my mask*
*I was you the whole time*
*you take of your mask*
*you was me the whole time*
"Pshhh... nothing personnel kid"
3:45
Is this bait or what?
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The odachi has never been a practical weapon.
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