Ding dong

Ding dong...
Who is it?

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It's these dubs

CHECKED

Kek

checked

a furry.

Gr8 dubs tho

I hope it's not chad. I fucking hate chad.

Witnessed

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I work for FedEx and I fucking hate those things.

come on in

Donald Shrek?

Why? I have one so I am curious.

It's the police ma'am. Your son has been killed by a hit and run driver; the driver was an alcohol

he was an alcohol

Yes, just one alcohol

Sorry, I'm bathing the children right now.

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Ayyyy

it's the police, your child was in a hit and run, the driver was an alcohol

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