One of these threads

>song is 1 second long

>band has 2 drummers

>they prefer mono

>band doesnt have a c in it

>Lead singer takes 3 minutes to talk about his political feelings

>song is about writing songs

>Lead rapper takes 45 minutes to talk about his political feelings

>Lead singer asks how everyone is doing

>band has two globalists

>Hardcore band plays entire set sitting down

that is a quality gira reaction image my dude guy

>his legs don't get tired

>we are x band
>1, 2, 3

>Singer is taped to a chair the whole set

thanks boyo

>band releases a double album

unironically this

Double albums are generally good tho.

name ten

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>singer is naked in a wheelchair during the set

>Singer starts in a wheelchair but then gets up half way though the set

>band announces new album
>its a remix album

Forgotten Spell - Epiphanea Phosphorus
Cultes Des Ghoules - Coven
Horna - Sanojesi äärelle
Dream Theater - The Astonishing
Metallica - Hardwired
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys (originally going to be a double album)
InThyFlesh - The Flaming Death
Iron Maiden - Live After Death
Timeghoul - Discography
Autopsy - All Tomorrow's Funerals (a portion of the material is from their albums, but I'll throw it in anyway to meet the 10-album quota)

The new Schammasch was bad, but that was a triple album.

I didn't think you'd do it, well done

Grindcore is cool

>band has two judens

>band has a guy singing about depression and suicide for 30 years

why doesn't he do it? I hate posers

>so is about falling in love with a girl

all garbage

try again

>band has a drummer

>the second song on album is a single

>album is named after the only single

>Album has reggae track

numale detected

bad brains?

>Lead singer takes 10 minutes to talk about his teenage feelings

>drummer has 2 bands

forgot dis

>thread has 2 spongegars

>Artist's songs have an upbeat theme to them, but features depressing, pessimistic lyrics

>single/first track sounds completely different from rest of the album

>song to/about god

>song samples baby sounds

>Expresses feelings through mentioning other albums.

>album has a opening sample that's a full speech

>album ends with the title track

>Song talks about "lonely nights"

>song samples the sound of a liquid boiling or sloshing around

>album is named after song that doesn't appear on the album

capped

>song samples a bong rip

>breathy vocals

>song has album title in the lyrics

>band has over 100 albums

>the second song on album is called song 2

>song samples cicadas

>lyrics of an album consistently depict violence
>the end of the album is a disclaimer by the band discouraging acts of violence, then encouraging that people have fun and enjoy life, all while give peace a chance plays in the background

>band samples their own song

>Drummer has solo career where he plays piano and guitar

>album is 12 hours of computer generated noise

>song is called instrumental
>has vocals

>band plays Rock and Roll

>album is self-titled

>The entire band sings the last chorus a capella

kek

>depressing song is in major key

>band has song with lyrics about quantum physics

>first four songs are the singles

haha hardwired is a tripple album nerd

>half of this threads greentext has unfunny/unpractical examples

>user is a dumb frogposter

>single sound completely different than the rest of the album

seriously fuck the doobie brothers

bait?

>song samples a baby screaming during a satanic infanticidal ritual

>song starts
>drummer fucks up
>band members berate him for 3 uninterrupted minutes
>threaten to kick him out of the band if he fucks up again
>song continues
>song's about to end
>drummer fucks up again
>lead singer screams "FUCKING CUNT" at the top of his lungs
>loud slamming noise
>30 seconds of silence
>track ends

...

>song is about music

>the singer suddenly switches to japanese mid song

>re-release

>and it's less than 60 minutes long

stop shilling kero kero bonito please

>Song is about sex with underage girls.

name 1.03333 songs that do this

>when you find out the members of the new band you found are esoteric theistic Satanists instead of just poseur LaVeyan Satanists

this guy knows what's up

>album contains an edgy cover of a national anthem/ironic reading of a famous political document

>album as two silent tracks

>music stops for a second so the lead sing can say the last line of the song sarcastically

>Rap song samples lean being mixed

Fuck wrong pic

>slow, ambient synth intro stops abruptly
>2 seconds of pure silence
>straight into violently sloppy max-gain tremolo riffing

>lead singer makes an explosion sound with their mouth

...

>lead singer explodes his mind

I was thinking more this

>song starts
>guitarist fucks up
>one guy wants to put a different track in the album
>singer wants to play that song
>another guy loses his shit
>song resumes like normal

AW SHIT UNICORNS

>I PRETEND TO DIE IN A PLAAAAANE CRASH
>*CHHHICPUSHHH*