Well Sup Forums, I finally mustered up the courage to stick that razer up my ass, like I promised yesterday

Well Sup Forums, I finally mustered up the courage to stick that razer up my ass, like I promised yesterday.

First dubs rolled and it's going up there. For real.

Blade 1st.

ok mr nasty, give it a try

I did it anyway. Oh fucking god it hurts. I lubed it up and it went straight in.

If I pull it out, I'm getting blood everywhere. Wat do?

FUCKING KEK HE DID IT WITHOUT KNOWING OF ALL MIGHTY DUBS

Stream it.

leave it there for the rest of your life mate

shit it out
also holy fuck, you madman

congrats op.have a cookie

Nigger what are you thinking!!!

well I mean
there were dubs before so

>call ambulance
>set up live stream
>don't bleed out or get sepsis

op start a fucking stream pls

shit i got trips
i DEMAND you stick the whole thing up.

Guys, I'm getting sick and it's hurting more by the second. Blood is coming out.

I cannot afford to go to the ER. Wtf do I do?

Zoomed out photo to verify razor part is in ass. Fucking gullible retards

Go to the ER, give them a story to tell.

STREAM IT FAGGOT

>dubs

You must be a retard to be concerned about the post numbers. This is a waste of time. People wonder why Sup Forums isn't what it used to be... this is the reason. Dubs? Honestly, are you fucking retarded?

you can set up payment plans of 20 dollars a month for hospital bills

stream at the hospital

Is that you brother nero?

FUCKING STREAM IT.

twist the razor around while streaming

Timestamp or fake

...you die

36 decides what I draw

Trips

>balls aren't dropping

HES FUCKING UNDERAGED

MODS HELP

not believing this is real until i see some fucking blood you faggot

OP lets see the full end of the razor sticking out?

Pull it out and use it to shave

You decide

penis

Absolutely 0 asshair or ball hair
How old are you???? Jesus were fucked if mods show up

Poop it out

Still waiting for the timestamp

balls didn't even drop yet man
underaged fuck

>dubs get!
dickbutt

36 decides you drop OP.
nice dubs

dubs speaks true!

Octopus

Where's the pubes?

Pls stream op

It's a lie. He is not gething sick yet. Not that fast.

Alright. So, what the fuck is going on here.
All i understand is that an underage fuck put a razor in his ass.
Its a razor for women, too.
Hows the fag gonna explain to his mom why her razor is all bloody?

No, he is probably a trap, or Canadian.

'I got dubs mom'

considering the perpensity of faggots/trannies on this board, I'm gonna bet it's a waxed faggot

you people are fucking retarded

*propensity

Dumbfuck. Don't use a word if you can't even spell it.

post pix

>When you can't do that because you stuck the handle in and covered the blade with your hand because you're AN ATTENTION SEEKING S P I N S T E R B I T C H

Here's peepee!

They are stupid, but funny as fuck!

whats that weird growth on your balls?

I'm sorry. I didn't realize Sup Forums was the scholarly board of literacy.

Dipshit.

>scholarly board of literacy
nice big words to make you look real dog-gone smert, retard
pretty redundant

>I'm sorry. I didn't realize Sup Forums was the scholarly board of literacy.

apology accepted. we do have standards here user. we're not fucking Sup Forums

We need answers

>nice big words
hahaha you fucking inbred

i can call you inbred too for failing to realize that i used "big words" sarcastically/mockingly but ok

That's okay, even if you are still a dumbass.

Not fucking wanting to be in this, but gonna do it again.

Is that the best you can do? "Oh, right where it hurts. Inbred."

seriously, is that op's dick? botched circumcision? wtf op? we're gonna have to biopsy that thing.

but you didnt use it sarcastically, you actively criticized his use of "big words." I'm sorry if english is hard for you

Of which how is it posissible of to be a botched circumcision where when it through it all of the docktor fault?

god dammit user. speak the fucking english! what they hell is your incoherent babbling post trying to tell us other than you are a faggot?

Is op not gonna say anything?

Dead?
Rip op.

Pretty sure he's working on giving the winners their games :/

Yeah, likewise. Considering your comprehension of context clues/basic 5th grade English conventions is at an all time low, you can figure I used it sarcastically based on my joking implementation of "dog-gone smert".
I wouldn't mock anyone for the use of big words unless they were retarded and trying to appear smart/relevant to the literary community. You must be bait or a nigger, because you sure are fucking stupid.

did razor in ass kill op?

Maybe, just maybe.
Maybe his moms razor made him bleed out.
Maybe he went to bed.

We will never know.

You've not of english professer of which at the university of the arts teacher yourself my brochaco, bromigo or even, broseph stalin

english not even first language is my.

op dead ?

Op dead.

Lets go home.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Score 1, mom's razor

Looking to be placed into my new place is the only person in your cart for your next purchase and the best thing you want it back and I are looking into that account with your desired and we were not there is nothing wrong in our directory dildos the same time as the first time in the morning and I am asking you to please stop masturbated jesus is sad

Maybe the razor made him teleport in time

Me thinks he took the razor part off, since he says it's bleeding but no pics.

Is this the new kid on the block?

OP here, I can't get it out so I'm calling my gf over to help me get it out I'll keep you guys updated I'm pretty scared

ok. lets recap this thread:

op sticks lubed razor in ass slicey side up.
op either just shaved every pube from ass/balls or we may all have just witnessed fucked up cp.
op stopped posting, worried about bloody anus.
meanwhile, 2 user scholar fags continue bitching about appropriate english word play on Sup Forums

god dammit, i cant believe i selected all the images of street signs for this.

Probably, even reddit would recognize this fag as an attention whore

Not of which forgetting Vladimir no of good englsih

...

You fucking fag
how is she gonna get it out. She doesnt have magic.

>halfwit trying this hard

Do you have autism? Who fucking cares?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!>gf
Confirmed normie get off this website

pure genius op. i can see that this razor in ass horror story is just your clever plan to get your gf to finger your asshole.

next stop: full on pegging!!

I made this for wizchan

Well idk what else to do... how can I explain something like this at the ER

Fucking kek

If she can get 3 black dicks out of her pussy then this is a piece of cake for her

Newfag get out. Go play pokemon go with your posse reeeeeee

Say you stuck a razor up your ass.
The real question, how are you gonna expxlain to your fucking mom about putting her razor up your ass.

Good job, op.

wow wow wow

When you see the joke.....

take a pic of your razor filled colon, you lying faggot