When I was younger I was a complete loser with no friends or gf. I was so sure I was going to die alone...

When I was younger I was a complete loser with no friends or gf. I was so sure I was going to die alone, and seeing other couples filled me with rage. It got to where I couldn't watch normal porn because it just made me sad, so I started watching zoo. I also had sex with the family dog.

Now that I'm older, I'm somewhat more capable of not dying alone, but the kink of zoo has been ingrained into me. Who else shares the love of dog dick, and is similar?

OP what does dog dick feel like

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kill yourself and hope that reincarnation is real and you come back even fucking half normal
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Like one of those really cheap nasty breakfast sausage links. The banquet ones. A bit firmer though.

that's disgustingly accurate

im never going to eat sausage the same way

YES, those ones lol. Nigga knows what's up.

OP, got any porn of real girls getting fucked by dogs? I can just find links to premium websites.

I cant fuck my basset hound boy dog
It just doesn't feel right. I've been wanting to fuck my grandmother's pitbull who licked my balls once when I was master bating.

no better way to describe it. holy fuck

fag

I almost became a legend

> I've been wanting to fuck my grandmother's pitbull who licked my balls once when I was master bating.

I think you already did

You should be a poet OP.

More like let it fuck me

The world isnt ready for that post subject matter to get quints.

one day user...one day

meh, it loses its appeal after awhile OP. just go about normal life & it just blends in with all other porn and shit. i've sucked off horses and fucked my friends saint bernard years back. it was fun, but in the end unfufilling.

What kind of dog makes a good pet?

Husky, they are always the best but for chill dogs basset hounds

Husky are awesome, but I'm in an urban area, not enough space for one. I thought hounds were hunters :S

So. Best zoo sites?

My Basset Hound is an inside dog and practices laziness like it is a contest. She is very happy.

However, she is even happier when she can go outside in the fenced in area and be lazy there.

My point is, your Basset will be happy if it can be lazy, but happier if it can be lazy outside.

I wont deny that but Bassets are happiest of all when chasing things in the woods tho.

My husky is actually too small. I can only get a singl finger in, but it varies a lot within the breed.

A german shepherd or similar sized breed is guaranteed to be large enough.

B or G?
If it's Grill doggo then try and stretch her/him slowly. If it (it bc too lazy to keep writing he/she) gets angry stop immediately and try later. Its just getting it use to bigger sizes and more fingers.

I love labs myself

You forgot to ask if the dog is spayed, it is unfortunately very common for dogs to be ruined by extremely early puppy spay/neutering in USA :(

Ding dong your opinion is wrong.

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Did someone say SPIDERMAN

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A cat

cats have tiny useless genitals, why would anyone want that as a pet

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moar?

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What is this?

autism

come'er evil dogger

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You may be right :/

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