Ask a guy working 9-5 tonight anything

Ask a guy working 9-5 tonight anything.

Gas station?

if you sell that Monster Mad Dog Purple.
Man that shit is so fucking good. Literally tastes like sweet tarts/rockets.

Is it kinda cool?
Have you ever seen Clerks?

Do you regret the decisions that made your life turn out like this?

do you have a masturbation break?

grab a diet coke and one of those mentos.

Yes
Im the only person under the age of 45 here, so no. Plus you only see people at their worst here. Impatient and entitled.
Kinda, I wish I had taken that job at Ralph's instead.

Have you ever been robbed?

Where you at? Just started my own gas station gravy shift myself.
11 - 7

Who steals the most, blacks or teenage girls?

are you white? i imagine a white gas station employee especially at night would get no complaints

Not officially, but some shit head stole the change cup.

Why is your image file so fucking large Jesus

A Socal AMPM

what is the wildest thing you have seen while working there.
also, snag me a bag of those cheddar and sour cream ruffles.

Nah I'm a Latino.
I just got a lecture and complaint from a skinny nigger who thought I wasn't friendly enough when ringing him up.

Where in SoCal I'm in sb county should I swing by?

Sb?
Im in Chula Vista, San Diego

want me to order you a pizza

Oh shit! I remember you from a couple months ago! Same kinda thread same location!

How much for a bag of dill pickle chips, a chocolate milk and one of those bags of mini cookies?

Great, now i'm all horny for snacks and soda...

Do you carry mentos?

So close only a 3 hour drive I'll pass though

Where from? I don't think anyone is open

LA or Orange?

oh, i live in Alaska so we have a bunch of late night places

just hit me with some deets and ill scope you a pizza fellow storebro

Who is even open?

What i have no idea, i told you i live in Alaska, but if you give me a number or something i can get yo u a pizza

Sb county - to fucking expensive to live here but godamn perfect weather

Roll trips and for OP to shotgun a beer

You got a kik?

negatory, phones all fukt, other options?

Irc?

what about skype?