Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
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>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
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>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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Ok
It's not because of the "ships" its because you two are getter so fucking worked up over something that doesn't even matter. All I want is for you and mocha to shut up about your retarded ships. They mean nothing. So what some anonymous person on the internet wasn't giving you "cummies"? No one cares that another anonymous individual flirted with you over Sup Forums. It doesn't matter. These "ships" are autistic and they shouldn't exist in the first place because all they do is cause drama. All ships should be disbanded. They are the downdall of /waifu/. We are supposed to enjoy /waifu/ but these bullshit "ships" ruin it by causing drama. Now, please shut the fuck up about some gay "ship" you had with a cup of coffee?
>TL;DR: shut up shut up shut up literally noone cares about your gay "ships"
Literally what
>OP Pic
No and you can't make me!
As I said this morning, I shall remain strong in my resolve!
....the shoulder?
Is there really nothing I can do to help?
...
I hate all of you on rabb.it.
My boy, what makes you think I ever used my ac?
This is cute and sad boy. Maybe you wanna take some medicine to calm that autism? Go play your terrarria and scream at randoms about tanks
Claiming
Nothing I can think of
Good!
Don't get too fucked up ok?
>around 200%
HOLY SHIT. I could that in my car!
Ok to both
Didn't notice it hit image limit, woops.
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video..
MADMAN
What is even the point if I dont go big?
Go big or go home, if I aint going big I might as well drink light stuff
We're watching Twin Star Exorcist on /waifu/ Stream
and shiro is showing his pocket pussy and other assorted shit on webcam.
Smuggers
That's not nice ;-;
I'm sorry.
still here
>Told them both to go fuck themselves until they get their shit together~
That sounds like the perfect advice honestly. Don't need their bickering.
Kek why didn't he just say Team Valor and try to blend in.
>Best idol claimed
Truly a mad man.
Claimed
I've been trying to find a source/who that girl is all day
reverse image searching gives me nothing but tumblr reblogs
>bare shoulders are great
Yes, and of course we just run our hand down the side~
Whatting literally?
Alright... sorry if I'm being a nuisance.
Its cute how you think retarded "ships" matter. If anything YOU'RE autistic as you cannot understand the point I'm making. Maybe I should dumb it down for your simple mind, Gasai. Botes maek 2 much fites n sheeit. Can you understand that. People can't enjoy a circlejerk if there is drama between two autistic anons who think a worthless "ship" matters. I don't even understand how I am the autistic one. You're the one getting worked up over you're two gay boyfriends who's first names you don't even know. Now that, is the most autistic thing I've ever heard. Getting upset because some random guy (who you're not even on first name basis with) didn't give you your autistic "cummies". With that, you should take a bunch of Aspirin, slip into a warm bath and slit your wrists. No one should be THAT attached to a rando on the internet.
Show your face
I forgot to you mexicans 90 feels like 60
Ya nigger your literally supposed to mix a shot with like a cup of water
But tthats more for people who want to drink it all night
Like fucking 2 shots and your gone
Taste like rubbing alcohol
First time i had it i was like 13 or 14 and as soo as it hit my mouth my throat closed and had to spit that shit out
whatevs
rather go for the dead sister anyway
Isn't it~?
That was my only way out of their bullshit, it worked surprisingly well
Sorry! My teasing went too far this time ;-;
I got you fam
With that high level of alcohol, you're basically drinking gasoline
Kids are honest and innocent. Think he was around 12-15
FUCK
That's lewd...
Claimed
>pls no bully
.....to my hand?
Teasing?! I thought you were actually upset!
Dat hawt pinay cosplayer.
Does she like black guys?
Cute tsun!
I was not~
Sorry
me right now
I don't care.
I don't see any other waifus that care either.
How about you just
>Chill
Get it?!
Lewd is good, you know this.
Of course! The ultimate in lewd!
>HOLDING HANDS!
I'm not cute or a tsun!
Huh?
Its really not that hard to find if you live somewhat country sided
Maybe ask a drug dealer?
I dont really want any because of amount of alcohol
I just want a couple of beers to unwind at the end of the day
>bully
I h9 u
How could you fool me in such a way!
>I'm not cute or a tsun!
Welcome to the club.
M-Mizore! You can't talk about such lewd acts on a Christian Imageboard!
*Golf clap* this is a true work of art my boy
Allow me to initiate my autism on you
>YOU'RE autistic
> I don't even understand how I am the autistic one.
You can't seriously forget where you're posting boy
>You're the one getting worked up over you're two gay boyfriends who's first names you don't even know.
Exactly what gives you this impression I am buttflustered when I am the one responding to the one whining
>Taking this time with a wallpost and ending with suggestion to kill self
Going this far for me you really got some issues boy. I suggest getting off the internet and breathe some outside air for once.
I dont understand how you keep forgetting, white boi
Jesus how high are we talking?
The fact that so many anons still name Lucky Star as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" SOL show ever only tells you how far SOL/CGDCT anime still is from becoming a serious genre. Mecha critics have long recognized that the greatest mecha shows of all times are EVA and TTGL, which were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Shonen critics rank the highly controversial Jojo's Bizarre Adventure over shonen works which were highly popular in circles around Japan. SOL critics are still blinded by moe success. Lucky Star sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Mecha critics grow up watching a lot of mecha shows of the past, shonen critics grow up watching a lot of shonen shows of the past. SOL critics are often totally ignorant of the SOL of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Lucky Star did anything worthy of being saved.
Yozora claimed.
What's up y'all?
If not a cute tsun, then what?
I can't see you in any other way!
Gee, I wonder how~
At least I didn't make you admit stuff
Soup, having autistic arguement with a lonely autist who can't seem to get off my jock
Claimed
dudes got a trash tier waifu too
How are you shipmate
And you wonder why you're autistic.
Oh it's nothing. A joke that goes back a month or two ago
I just want a taste to see what's it like
Illegal is around 200%. Would show you but thread is deleted
Yo!
Might just have to give this a try, usually shit like this doesn't get to me but eh I don't even want to deal with it.
How's the game going?
Some are some aren't. It really varies. Although I get that, he was probably spooked.
this is why we need bullying
Claimed.
Oh shit you did linked me something before, didnt paid attention lel
Comrade!
Go drink ethyl alcohol
Its basically the same shit
Or just gargle some isopropyl
Dont drink that shit tho
Sup Yozo.
I was prepared for a witty comeback if you tried that though!
Ayyyy, Sanae!
I don't care!
I-I'm going to hold your hand Makoto!
>My AC is just like my relationship with yuno
>Fucking broken as hell
Definitely shows you don't care about it if you're blogging about your retarded relationship with an anonymous guy on the internet.
It doesn't matter where I'm posting it
Posting on Sup Forums doesn't diagnose you with autism. Nevertheless just shut up and maybe commit seppuku. You have shown that you are mad at Mocha-latte for not giving you your daily dose of E-dick. This is a one-sided argument, really, you try to justify your autistic ships. And maybe YOU should go outside. Since YOU act like an immense Summerfag and a colossal faggot
An argument about what?
Why's he on your jock?
Jock means dick right?
Why is he riding you?
Nothing much, fam.
Just really fucking bored.
That's exactly how I was~
As Italy, I've conquered Ethiopia and Yugoslavia in 1937, I will form soon my own faction, he roman empire
Misquote, that was moka, faggot.
hi
TOO LEWD! TOO LEWD!
...I don't remember. But I wouldn't have admitted anything!
Sup smuggy
Hello!
Nothing much, my nigga.
I said that as a joke because yuno fixes AC for a living
It was joke between the two of us
Also known as an inside joke
No need to be upset with a conversation between 2 anons
You could get in the anime stream with us
>Nevertheless just shut up and maybe commit seppuku
>NO YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE
>SUMMERFAG
I'm sorry are we arguign or are you just flinging shit like a kindergardner?
Cause hes a lonely gay fag that likes men.
Privet komrade.
Lmao
How's the night?
Good evening Tomo.
How's it go?
Guten abend! What are you up to?
He was even though the dude was kidding. Kid did a full 180° turn
In last thread?
That's scary sensei ;_;
Sorry about this but I'll say hi, how are ya?
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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Hmhm
Well you're a cute and nothing will change that for me~
>and a perv, I have a pic to prove it
And after that! I'll kiss your cheek!
>Lewd overload!
Hope you're doing well
>sleepy smug
I'm great, Shipmaster. Thanks. Have a great rest and take care.
Suka blyat~
I think so
Good night
Decent enough. I'm too particularly tired! How about you?
Even though I'm not?
>N-No such pic exists!
MIZORE, KEEP THOSE IDEAS IN /d/!
I really don't care. And I don't know the names of yout autistic vampire waifus from a shitty ecchi anime. Mizore is Mocha with rattata fur on her head (nerd faggot if you see this, this is how you correctly place that insult.)
Nonetheless, I don't give a fuck if you don't care. If mocha and You Know are autistic enough to care its their problem.
Then You Know Gaysai says
>"are you STILL on that shit"
It's not even a real relationship
First, you need to know their First name to even be actual friends
Maybe you are the Kindergartener since you can't spell "arguing" correctly and only use babby words. You doodyhead poopypants
Goodnight.
youtube.com
the same really
Anime stream?
You need me to take this guy out?
Shitposting as usual.
Sleep tight smugger
I've posted the pic before!
Panties tangled in your legs while wearibg thigh highs~
>and your helmet
Bruh his name is gasai yuno
But we broke up it aint even worth talking about anymore
Have fun with pocket pussy
Rabb.it/shino83
About to watch and you thought there was never a girl online
Goodnight you glorious faggot.
Yeah faggot, it's great
rabb.it
/d/ banned me for sick lewd things.
>After that we can cuddle!~
Have you seen the bunny outfit?
Heyo, how's it going?
Next time they bring it up I'll know what to say.
Godspeed you glorious ruler. Show them what for.
I want to find this video now. Sleep tight man.
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
WHY in the SAM FUCK are you even talking to me then? Scroll down like ANY FUCKING ONE ELSE, close your pathetic eyes its not hard to scroll down. Oh what about that filtering uh? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Why havent you filtered me yet you pathetic cuckfuck?
Jesus fucking christ I'm getting annoyed now
>No you
>No you
>No you
Boy I miss kindergarden, didnt have to fix acs in the goddamn attic that might as well be a oven and autismo overlords didnt ride on my dick so hard
You can't kill what dosent have a life.
No, and I need to see it!
Great~
I'll show them the glory of Rome!
I'm on mobile you gaylord.
You can't filter people on mobile
T-That's very clearly a shopped photo!
That doesn't surprise me, you turbo perv!
>Bunny outfit
NO SUCH THING EXISTS! NOPE!
We are starting. Some show about girls never being online or some shit,
/waifu/ anime stream still going strong
Bored ppl come on in its fun.
You sure as hell can scroll past my shit with your fat ass thumbs then but you choose not to.
Reported and saged
Fuck forgot to report and sage
Yeah, sure
>you have some very nice thigh high~
REPORTED TO AUTHORITIES
Shitposting on stream rn
Tell em to suck your dick and move on, fam.
Why are you reporting that user? we are just shitposting on stream.
You DO need to see it.
I think bote needs a bunny. Don't you?
>It's so cute~
Advertising is irregal and Shamefur
"Suka", doesn't that mean,"bitch"?
How was the day?
Tired at night? Odd of you. What got you that way?
I'm excellent, a little bummed out due to getting out late, no biggie though.
Rest well friend.
Anything interesting happened at your job?
You're doing it the right way! How did the day go for ya?
I'm groovin' and movin'! Still the best I can be! You?
This queer's so thirsty, it migth be a good succ
Whatever tho