How do we fix soccer?

How do we fix soccer?

>semen slurping sport.jpg
>soccer
>argentinian flag
you are not fooling me, turn off your proxy

12v12

Would make it much worse.

>hey guys let's address negative defensive play by clogging up the final third even more
great idea senpai

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Ban niggers and mudshits.

6 players have to stay in the enemies half, the other 6 players in your own half.

There, i fixed fuck-huge defensive walls.

multiball

5v5

And make them run on ice

Unlimited substitutions
Games can't end in a tie so automatic penalties for every tied game

Add more moths

Naked players.

1. If a player is not awarded a foul, he must assessed a yellow card for diving/simulation

2. Shotclock

3. player's can't have possession in their own half for more the 30 seconds.

+ Make them wear bikinis.

It's already fixed

They already give cards for diving you dumb yank

Old american soccer rules

4 teams, 6 players each

Get rid of offside

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Kaka, Oscar and David Luiz would be our only stars. Really makes you think.

Only slavs can play and every dispute can be settled with fist fight between players

Never let the french host anything again

absolute GOLD
especially you Polski brah

Live lions on the fields

Give the players swords so they can't handball

never let the french play anything again*

>David Luiz
Did he get better since the attrocious WC

More moths

hockey offside lines and hockey substitutions

When we played back in school there was obviously no offside rule so the top scorer tended to be a fat kid who just stayed near the other team's goal to wait for his chance.

Eventually we told him to fuck off so he just stayed in his own goal, behind their goalkeeper as a second goalkeeper.

What a cunt

Losing team has to fuck Polish women

1. If a physio has to come on the field to treat a player and the player has to go off due to his "injury", he can either be a) subbed right away or b) has to wait 5 minutes before returning to the field

this will stop faking injuries and calling for the physio

2) Extra time will start 11v11 for 10 minutes, and then two players are taken off to go to 9v9

this eliminates the need for penalties as goals will be easier to come by

3) retroactive fines for dives where there was clearly no contact

4) a second referee on the pitch, get these guys by the nets outta there, they dont do fuck all. One ref will watch the ball while the other referee on the pitch will watch the play around and off the ball, refs will be in better positionto see fouls

this fixes referees missing out on lots of mistakes

There. It's a start.

Clean out the corrupt refs.

Eliminate diving by automatically awarding a goal to the other team if a player dives, nobody will try it anymore.

Reduce number of players on the field like Hockey in OT does instead of bullshit penalty shootout total randomness.

Kek, there was a kid in my old school that did that too. Wore full soccer kit to school like a complete fag and just hovered around the net waiting for offside pass.

Nice. Let me send this to [email protected]

>1. If a player is not awarded a foul, he must assessed a yellow card for diving/simulation
This is fucking stupid as shit. Just assess after the game retroactive cards and fines via a panel of refs.

>1. If a physio has to come on the field to treat a player and the player has to go off due to his "injury", he can either be a) subbed right away or b) has to wait 5 minutes before returning to the field
>this will stop faking injuries and calling for the physio
This is one of the best things I've heard. 30 seconds to get up and fix your kit. Any longer and you go off for 5 minutes. Fucking brilliant.

I'd also add an exemption for players taken off for concussion protocol so player safety isn't used as an excuse.

This
Only more moths could have saved this shit

Grant the winning team prima noctae

Remove offside rule to prevent parking the bus

there was always one of these

we called them "caza bolas"

Get rid of international football, it's cagey bus-parking shite.

Multiball and fights like hockey

stop repeating this you retards, no offside would mean even more bus parking as teams hit 60 yarders into the opposition box

"A la vigiona"

It's cazagoles, isn't it?

That too, depends on where you live I guess.

remove goalkeepers and lift the gates into the air.

remove americans