ITT tell your deepest darkest secret

ITT tell your deepest darkest secret.

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I fake my happiness

I have a mixed wrestling drowning fetish. As in, I want to wrestle with an attractive female in shallow water and the way to win is to drown your opponent.

I did actually rape her

Bush did Hitler

I stole a marble from questacon in Canberra australia when i was 7

Perfectly normal. There's no need to hide this from your mom.

i have sex with the best friend of my ex while she was sleeping on the other room.
pic related.

nobody fucking cares faggot

my fingers mom tried to mom me in the friend of my back finger

STEEL BEAMS cannot melt JET FUEL!

I have the perfect girlfriend. But i want to fuck other girls even my own friends wives or my girlfriends friends

I ate my little sister's last cookie.

cool story bro!

me too

I don't mind that I am a terrible, awful person.

I only ever shit in the shower, smooshing it through the grate with my heel.

I killed a frat boy and buried him in a cow pasture after a bad drug deal. Filled grave with bleach and lye to dissolve the flesh and took all his teeth

Fuck.. moar?

I like young.

And showing women and girls their first sight of young stuff. Online or in person.

gotten a few hooked on it. 2 even said they did stuff irl after though they may have been lying

bullshit

links to the bets stuff plz

I don't communicate with my Mother and I'd prefer to keep it that way. Her and my sperg of a fat butterball retarded sister can do whatever it is that they do back in Ohio.

That's about it, It was a sour molly deal where he realised we were fucking him over. He asked to be cut in and we took him to the pasture and did the business.

Best is relative. what do you like?

That's normal. You become complacent with the pussy you're accustomed to and some people want more or something new.

Try to introduce her to new fetishes or spice up the bedroom a little to see if that helps.

inb4 no trying to be edgy, actually i think this is pretty sad.
i do lack of emotions and i have sociopathic tendencies but thats not the secret or the worse... The worse thing is that my parents love me so much that every single time i have to lie and pretend that i love them back, i wonder what would happen if they knew that i could not care less... They have done lot for me and worked their asses just so i could live good and have a good career, yet i dont feel any gratitude towards them. I do not feel love, i just dont feel shit.
They dont deserve that but oh well... The only thing i can do its pretend.
This also applies to everyone else.
Im not a psycho tho, thats fucked up.

oh, heck

Believe if you want to, it's the web after all.

feet moslty

Bullshit

I have a son. None of my family or friends know. Bitch got pregnant precisely when we broke-up so I walked away without knowing for a while.
Since I didn't wanted to get back, the bitch managed to get a retard who had a crush on her to assume responsability and claim to be the father.
That also went south so she is now alone. I don't care the very least for the kid, and I don't even want to meet him even once.

I want a family of my own very much, but not with this neurotic bitch.

you decide. show us what ya got

thats gonna come back to bite you in the ass one day

...

feet aren't my thing,

specific?

teeny. not cheesy, just teeny.

this was meant for

Want details?

>lack of emotions
>feeling remorse because he's lying to his parents
...

Btw, he's 4 years old by now. And she keeps calling me and texting me about how he needs a family, but by now he already recognizes the retard as his father and I'm safe because bitch knows the kid small world would be destroyed if whe knows the truth.

Good for you user, I'm similar. You can't help your wiring but you can control your behavior.

I was brutally raped by my cousin last year.

Spilt choco milk fam

I have thought so before, but maybe not. See

I managed to get nudes of a little girl on webcam. I deleted it because of the shame, but now I regret I did.

I don't have a sexual fantasy. Not for myself anyway. I have fetishes when I watch porn but they aren't things I want to do in real life. For some reason the only real life fantasy I have is beating someone to death. Hitting them again and again with a large blunt object like a bat or crowbar until their head is a bloody gurgling stump. Sometimes there's a prefantasy that it's justified, like it's the apocalypse or they pissed me off but it just keeps going back to the crunch of bone and gurgle of blood.

I would too

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Yes. Please.

how little? How did you get them?

... I get that.

If I had such a thing I'd be pretty dumb to post it here.

If there are any women who want to see, though, something could probably be arranged.

Ok, what do you wanna know. Within reason, of course.

If you think that then you obviously care to a certain degree.

One time I was clicking on random links stumbled on cp, ran the fuck away as fast as possible, and now I wonder if i would've again.

what was in the links, user?

That was my marble ya fukken cunt

I think like that because you do not require more than 2 fingers of forehead to know how love works, yet does not mean that i care or something. At least not on an emotional level.
On the flip side, i pretend because of the advantages of being part of the society, "of being normal". I do pretend because of the money, because of the status, because of the reputation and all of the benefits of being "normal". So my analysis its based on, how they (normal human beings) do not deserve something like that, yet i cant feel sorry for them. "I only pretend because of the benefits for myself" and so, because in order to get those benefits i have to pretend, well. Thats why.

What is a sour molly deal? What did he want in on? Why kill him?

I did it and she found out. Not sure if it was worth it user, however I do feel kind of liberated now in a strange way

I killed three people.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVIqwXSc11c

damn user, that's fucked. i'm sorry

Accidental? (like with a car or something)
or Murder?
and tell us alll please

m or f? how did it happen?

You're posting here because you feel guilty. If you truly didn't care it'd barely occur to you that they were bothered. You're just distancing yourself from your own emotions (often happens for self-preservation, did something happen in your past?)

I think they're all terrible people

Molly is mdma, same shit as ecstasy. Was fucking him over and he found out. Said he wouldn't tell if we cut him in on the biz and we handled him because he was a loose end and we couldn't trust him.

Was body found?

i fell in love with my cousin. more of an obsession, really. not healthy at all. chased her for a while. i think she figured it out and stopped talking to me. i sperged out a couple of times and emailed her trying to get back in contact. she never responded. i think some her family knows, so i don't talk to them anymore either.

something about cousins. so similar to you, yet different enough that it doesn't feel like family. it's a recipe for love. i think she liked me back, but i went in too hard.

you want to talk about?
>implying greentext

It was 6 months ago and in the ass end of OK, so it'll be years before they find it.

>implying that im posting here because of guilty
lol dude, im posting here because i saw the thread so why not?
Sharing my story, thats all.
Obviously i can not tell stuff like this with irl people because they would see me as a threat but here, to anons, thats gud.

First was an accident. I didn't want to kill him but he kept fighting.

Second time I shot a nog to death and made it look a gang related incident.

Third time I stalked and then stabbed this ass hole to death that I worked with. Walls are actually closing in. Matter of time before they figure out it was me.

>inb4 hurr ur edgy

That wasn't the first time, was it? Are you a drug dealer or is it a side job? Sound stupid but I'm curious

I'm black and I hate black people. Sometimes I think for the good of humanity we need to be wiped out of existence. I idolize hitler/nazis and wish he had won. I'm so jealous of white people that sometimes it manifests as hatred. I want to hurt them and humiliate them. Basically I want to be a nigger. I never do it though. Mainly because of the legal/social consequences. I think this is where nigger behavior comes from, actually. Blacks hate themselves with a depth that no white person can understand.

So i guess you're not a psycho, then what?
Gang kinda boy?
Drug dealer?
Rektinator?

My first time, but not my partners. And it started as a side job, but it's got too out of hand and is in every facet of my life at this point.

>killed someone over a small drug deal
>takes teeth when there are many other ways to identify body (DNA from bone matter)

You lie on the internet to make yourself seem interesting

My deepest secret?? Well i have this guy in my head who says he is my consenience but he seems to have always been there and has free will. Im not crazy, trust me im not, i told some of my buddies because of some other complicated stuff, but he complains sometimes of how he ended up there and making mistakes

>sperg of a fat butterball retarded sister
kek'd

Police officer? Not trying to insult but it would make sense.

Typical nig nog

Lye and bleach, friend. Bones will be too damaged.

>The first person i had sex with was a boy, i was 13, he was 13, it stated with some frotism, then we moved to kissing and the started fucking, i was always the active part. I never see him again and never had a sexual act with a man again, don´t know if he became a fag or not.
>I have a gf, i love her and all, but can´t stop fucking other women, it´s not like a i get laid constantly with other girls, but whenever i can, i do, without a condom, i just love it raw.
>I fuck escorts on a monthly basis, i prefere the girlfriend experience type

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You all suck at life

You fuckin' serious? I have done this a long time ago but it wasn't a pleasant experience.

Middle aged fag here, this is going to catch up with you, I promise.

This WILL get back to you.
>sources: I'm 45 with 3 kids, 2 of them were your exact situation.

Isn't that what we want. Interesting stories to lessen the boredom. Stop being a drag user

You don't know how d.n.a. works, do you friend?

I don't think so.

I always lurk on the garbage of my work. Usually find some niece pieces of pizza

Exactly, we know everyone here is full of shit, but that's what the internet's for

I once made my business associate think that I poisoned his gf's kid with ricin so he would try to kill me and I could convince him that it was our boss trying to frame me and use my partner as an assassin and take me out of the picture.

You guys broke up or still together?

>pop culture reference
Hurr hurr so cool and nerdy man!

You dont think so what?
I wanted to believe you user, but seems like youre just another EDGY FAG.

I fucked my ex 3 times today :(