This guy walks up and slaps you're gf's ass, what do?

this guy walks up and slaps you're gf's ass, what do?

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suck him off and swallow for dem gainz no homo

pop him with a needle

Put a 357 slug in his fucking chest

Pop his muscles with a needle

ask him if he wants to die, whatever he says after that i would punch in the throat, doesnt matter how big u are, throat is just as sensitive to everyone..When he lean forward after the punch i finish him.. You don't fuck around with something a love..

Slap my GF as well, got to confuse the attacker.

am i right babe?

And you just carry a slug firing weapon with you at all times?

Take like 8 fucking scoops of mutant mass and suplex him to the moon

You forgot to mention at which point you would tip your fedora

Can't tell if b8

Challenge him to binge drink or danger cunt

lol that roid-nose tho

stupid faggit,only betas use synthol.

Some beasts, like Piana, have been rocking the juice for 20 years and putting in the time at the gym, like real alphas.

don't forget the Coco pebbles.

Kek

eat big to get big right babe ?!
whatever it takes !
18 scoop !
10 meals a day !
aint no pussy

Pull out a knife and tell him to say sorry or I fucking slit his exposed veins

Oh yeah, and the 3 scoops of real food

Kick in the balls

ahahah do you think he would use his katana ?

this kind of stuff almost never happens to us, i guess most guys aren't attracted to her. but it did happen once. she punched the guy in the chest, told him off, then drove me home and fucked me in the ass.

it was amazing.

he said his head grew 2 and half inches the first time he went on a growth hormone cycle.

pretty sure his throat is as bulked and re-enforced as the rest of his perfect gladiator body.

Squeeze my can of spinach and swallow it whole, then develope two arm tumors and die if cancer.

Slowly unsheathe my katana while telling him to get his own bodypillow-waifu.

>dat synthol arm tho

Laugh at his ugly ass and kick it in the cunt

... I don't go to gay bars with my wife.

jump on his head. He can't physically touch me there.

slaps my palm? cuz thats my gf lul

Is it a degenerate version of Till Lindemann?

Take a pin and pop his bubbles one by one

Omfg kek

if you'd ever lifted a weight in your life you'd know who this monster is.

go back to your pilates faggot, we all know your boyfriend like your body limber..

Id let him fuck my mrs ....everyone else has

ITT: jealous natty cunts.

lul

Holy shit kek

Ask him kindly to leave my pillow alone.

turn 360 and walk away

KeK

Call the cyber police

cant gain mass because your lazy? call everyone bigger a than you s roid junkie

Use roids and cant gain mass because you dont want to work hard? call everyone bigger than you a synthol junkie


Guess who doesnt care? massive cunts that have reached their peak evolutionary potential.

Summerfags thinking the most overused unoriginal shit is funny.

Have you get on your knees and blow him while my GF and I walk out the door.

Fuck you faggot get aids

Zozzle

No need to worry. He came up and slapped I am gf's ass. That is literal gibberish.

HIV test. looks like a needle re user

sempai you re my hero

Lmao, butthurt faggot calling people summerfags because they hurt his feewings

> teleport behind him
> slices him in half with katana
> wipes bloody blade on his torso
> sheaths katana
> flip my cloak and walk away

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Eat a barrel of aids

Not sure if bait, but this guy (rich piana) has been roiding for 20 years and openly admits it

>guess who doesn't know what getting punched in the throat does.

Fucking cancer

Newfag

suck his cock, that will teach him

LESBIANISMS!!!1!1!111

Cringe

>slaps you're gf's ass
>you're gf's ass
>you're gf's
>my gf
No such thing.

literally all me

?

Correct. Your behavior is very cringe-worthy.

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Totally angry samefag omfg kek lmao

underrated

Prick his arm with a needle and watch him bleed out

...

top zoz

Who the fuck uses "lmao, lol, rofl" on Sup Forums?

Make a cancerous thread about it of course

punch him till me girlfriend tries to push me of him

besides that guy is pretty manlet

This thread is fucked
Gg

people who aren't content with overusing meme garbage and like to mix it up once in a while?

welcome to the summer newfag cuck

I ask him to sing DU HAST

>fake muscles
>baby dumbell
destroy his infantile legs

If it's an equal playing field and Rich's wife is there too... she would literally fuck you with her massive clit. She's just as Alpha as he is.

Seriously.
I'm out.

say "high five"

How do you know what a dumbell is, but dont know that Piana's Legs are bigger than your torso?

Call his parole officer.

Say "Du hast mich gefragt" then jam out to Du hast with roid monkey version of Till Lindemann

>top zoz
>omfg
>lmao

jezus what happend to Sup Forums...
>be gone for one year
>Sup Forums turns to shit

>female
>alpha
id destroy her???

wake up, Sup Forums has always been shit

>not knowing he's going to do 100 reps supersetted with 60 reps, 3 sets each exercise with those 25 lb dumbbells

lrn2workout, that's impossible for your little faggot ass. you couldn't do that with literally no weights you faggot. fuck off retard

Tell him I loved him in The Wrestler.

> claims to be oldfag
> doesn't know what summerfags are.

you fucking cuck.

it used to not have normie memes

there for Sup Forums turned to shit because underaged phone using gay peaces of shit decide its their right to post here

>I'm weak, thus everyone else is weak
go back to your crossfit, faggots

Anyone got a jif of him slapping the shit out of that retard?

for one i never claimed to be an oldfag, secondly i do know what summerfags are and how to spot one.
Also your insult towards me has no quality and doesn't even mean anything to me.

Jab it with an Epi-Pen and call 911

Gimme your ring

Wow someone is butthurt and jealous
Just because youre a beginner you dont have to talk down on others.. crybaby skinny boy

well it's summerfags season, right on time since 10 years... the concept of summerfag is oldfagger than you

becuase you're a poser cunt.

First I would grab his wrist with my right hand, making an o shape with my index and thumb. Then, as I'm slowly pushing his hand down, I would spin 90 degrees and elbow his jugular and slowly sweep my feet to trip him to the ground. Lastly, I would finish him off by quickly making a chop motion to his right neck and render him unconscious.

I've been in many fights before and won. That guy has no chance against me.

ha ha jokes on you i dont havea gf