this guy walks up and slaps you're gf's ass, what do?
This guy walks up and slaps you're gf's ass, what do?
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suck him off and swallow for dem gainz no homo
pop him with a needle
Put a 357 slug in his fucking chest
Pop his muscles with a needle
ask him if he wants to die, whatever he says after that i would punch in the throat, doesnt matter how big u are, throat is just as sensitive to everyone..When he lean forward after the punch i finish him.. You don't fuck around with something a love..
Slap my GF as well, got to confuse the attacker.
am i right babe?
And you just carry a slug firing weapon with you at all times?
Take like 8 fucking scoops of mutant mass and suplex him to the moon
You forgot to mention at which point you would tip your fedora
Can't tell if b8
Challenge him to binge drink or danger cunt
lol that roid-nose tho
stupid faggit,only betas use synthol.
Some beasts, like Piana, have been rocking the juice for 20 years and putting in the time at the gym, like real alphas.
don't forget the Coco pebbles.
Kek
eat big to get big right babe ?!
whatever it takes !
18 scoop !
10 meals a day !
aint no pussy
Pull out a knife and tell him to say sorry or I fucking slit his exposed veins
Oh yeah, and the 3 scoops of real food
Kick in the balls
ahahah do you think he would use his katana ?
this kind of stuff almost never happens to us, i guess most guys aren't attracted to her. but it did happen once. she punched the guy in the chest, told him off, then drove me home and fucked me in the ass.
it was amazing.
he said his head grew 2 and half inches the first time he went on a growth hormone cycle.
pretty sure his throat is as bulked and re-enforced as the rest of his perfect gladiator body.
Squeeze my can of spinach and swallow it whole, then develope two arm tumors and die if cancer.
Slowly unsheathe my katana while telling him to get his own bodypillow-waifu.
>dat synthol arm tho
Laugh at his ugly ass and kick it in the cunt
... I don't go to gay bars with my wife.
jump on his head. He can't physically touch me there.
slaps my palm? cuz thats my gf lul
Is it a degenerate version of Till Lindemann?
Take a pin and pop his bubbles one by one
Omfg kek
if you'd ever lifted a weight in your life you'd know who this monster is.
go back to your pilates faggot, we all know your boyfriend like your body limber..
Id let him fuck my mrs ....everyone else has
ITT: jealous natty cunts.
lul
Holy shit kek
Ask him kindly to leave my pillow alone.
turn 360 and walk away
KeK
Call the cyber police
cant gain mass because your lazy? call everyone bigger a than you s roid junkie
Use roids and cant gain mass because you dont want to work hard? call everyone bigger than you a synthol junkie
Guess who doesnt care? massive cunts that have reached their peak evolutionary potential.
Summerfags thinking the most overused unoriginal shit is funny.
Have you get on your knees and blow him while my GF and I walk out the door.
Fuck you faggot get aids
Zozzle
No need to worry. He came up and slapped I am gf's ass. That is literal gibberish.
HIV test. looks like a needle re user
sempai you re my hero
Lmao, butthurt faggot calling people summerfags because they hurt his feewings
> teleport behind him
> slices him in half with katana
> wipes bloody blade on his torso
> sheaths katana
> flip my cloak and walk away
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Eat a barrel of aids
Not sure if bait, but this guy (rich piana) has been roiding for 20 years and openly admits it
>guess who doesn't know what getting punched in the throat does.
Fucking cancer
Newfag
suck his cock, that will teach him
LESBIANISMS!!!1!1!111
Cringe
>slaps you're gf's ass
>you're gf's ass
>you're gf's
>my gf
No such thing.
literally all me
?
Correct. Your behavior is very cringe-worthy.
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Totally angry samefag omfg kek lmao
underrated
Prick his arm with a needle and watch him bleed out
...
top zoz
Who the fuck uses "lmao, lol, rofl" on Sup Forums?
Make a cancerous thread about it of course
punch him till me girlfriend tries to push me of him
besides that guy is pretty manlet
This thread is fucked
Gg
people who aren't content with overusing meme garbage and like to mix it up once in a while?
welcome to the summer newfag cuck
I ask him to sing DU HAST
>fake muscles
>baby dumbell
destroy his infantile legs
If it's an equal playing field and Rich's wife is there too... she would literally fuck you with her massive clit. She's just as Alpha as he is.
Seriously.
I'm out.
say "high five"
How do you know what a dumbell is, but dont know that Piana's Legs are bigger than your torso?
Call his parole officer.
Say "Du hast mich gefragt" then jam out to Du hast with roid monkey version of Till Lindemann
>top zoz
>omfg
>lmao
jezus what happend to Sup Forums...
>be gone for one year
>Sup Forums turns to shit
>female
>alpha
id destroy her???
wake up, Sup Forums has always been shit
>not knowing he's going to do 100 reps supersetted with 60 reps, 3 sets each exercise with those 25 lb dumbbells
lrn2workout, that's impossible for your little faggot ass. you couldn't do that with literally no weights you faggot. fuck off retard
Tell him I loved him in The Wrestler.
> claims to be oldfag
> doesn't know what summerfags are.
you fucking cuck.
it used to not have normie memes
there for Sup Forums turned to shit because underaged phone using gay peaces of shit decide its their right to post here
>I'm weak, thus everyone else is weak
go back to your crossfit, faggots
Anyone got a jif of him slapping the shit out of that retard?
for one i never claimed to be an oldfag, secondly i do know what summerfags are and how to spot one.
Also your insult towards me has no quality and doesn't even mean anything to me.
Jab it with an Epi-Pen and call 911
Gimme your ring
Wow someone is butthurt and jealous
Just because youre a beginner you dont have to talk down on others.. crybaby skinny boy
well it's summerfags season, right on time since 10 years... the concept of summerfag is oldfagger than you
becuase you're a poser cunt.
First I would grab his wrist with my right hand, making an o shape with my index and thumb. Then, as I'm slowly pushing his hand down, I would spin 90 degrees and elbow his jugular and slowly sweep my feet to trip him to the ground. Lastly, I would finish him off by quickly making a chop motion to his right neck and render him unconscious.
I've been in many fights before and won. That guy has no chance against me.
ha ha jokes on you i dont havea gf