You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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No please! Im a virgin!
Nice bait, 2/10
At least I don't look like an inbred, low-life twat.
The fuck is that?
Is it a bean?
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>imlpying every pseudo-human on 4chin can't
i fail to see how that is funny. maybe you should start by snapping your own neck.
cooldude findme
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Oh look! a copypasta!
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Go kill yourself.
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Fight me faggot
I'm really surprised no one thought of this one.
Baked, kidney, black and green. Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!
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I'm going on block leave soon, what's your address? I'd like to see you try faggot.
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irrelevant point: I've had the girl in op's pic on my skype for about 5 years now.
think she's norweigian or swe or some scandi country.
I fucked cunts like you in prison, boy!