Has anyone ever bought one of these?

Has anyone ever bought one of these?
Is it worth it?
My friend says that he has 8 and is pretty much satisfied with the collection he has.
I want to buy one but they are expensive as fuck.
Im a straight guy I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster i guess. Thoughts?

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So you're not a straight guy?

>Im a straight guy
Sure

Its just funny how you have friends that own a non-human dildo collection. And you think its perfectly normal, and then you claim that youre straight too

>Im a straight guy
>I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster
sureeeee m8

I have had girlfriends in the past and had sex them too :)
I have never been with a guy so that makes me stragith

Just buy it secondhand

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No, because I don't want to have sex with a guy.
Just a piece of silicone that resembles that fantastic monster creature cock

> I don't want to have sex with a guy
And yet you want a moster dick to drill your ass.

i bet OP likes it when the finger slips through the toilet paper

I own 7, plus a penetrable and a wearable.
Very much worth it, they're fantastic toys, quite possible the best toys you'll ever own.

Do a little research on what firmness would suit the one you want best (large toys generally become too floppy in firmness 3 for instance)

As for which I own:
Large Chance Unflared (tubed)
Large Tyson (tubed)
Large Bumble Hooves
Large Winston's Tail
Guardian (tubed)
Medium Bruiser
Medium Nocturne

Mary the Anthro Mare

Cocksheeth

>STRAIGHT GUY
NIGGA JUST TAKE THAT DOG DICK LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE

i have this one, small and in black. i got it on the adoptions page. the adoptions page is where its at if you dont care to customize and want to save money. mine has the cumtube and all.

dont get one without the cumtube and syringe. they are very much worth it.

i want to maybe get another but none of their other toys look that good to me. i want one with some length, big knot, maybe two knots. and some stiffness to it. they dont have much like that.

also, i am too, straight

Also, if you don't really care about the colour of your toy, you really want to keep an eye on their sales of flops or adoptions, as those are cheaper than the entirely custom made ones and they're generally flawless, just in weird unusual colour combinations.

>I'm a straight guy
>I want a monster to fuck my ass
You're gay. There is absolutely no way you can deny it.

You can be straight and also enjoy anal. As long as you don't feel attracted to other males you are not gray

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If your friend has eight why don't you ask him for one.
He can't fit all 8 up his ass, can he?
If he can
>pics

actually this one looks awesome
labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1764

>not gray
lol

it's pretty strange to have a conversation between straight friends about sticking dragon dildos up one's ass.

I mean there's nothing wrong with a guy who likes anal play, but it's not normally a topic of conversation

if you like anal play then you are a homosexual

Yes

if you're straight then i'm the fucking pope

I was actually thinking about getting a Medium Ridley the Xenogon w/ cum tube as my first toy, any other recommendations for future toys?
bad-dragon.com/products/ridley

youre clearly underage

leave or get banned, cancer

"youre"

am actually thinking about this one as my new one.

im truly looking for the feel, the bumps on it will be exciting and the knot is good enough to make me instantly blast my load

Which one of us, bruh?

forgot pic

exactly this. two straight men don't discuss dragon dildo anal play with eachother.

Sauce?

all of you bloody newfags. get the fuck out you fucking clowns.

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Protip
Nova is great
AMAZING BUMPS

>instantly blast my load
all over your boyfriend's face

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You all should kill yourselves to make this world a better place. :3

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Shit I'm and you've already found me the 2nd toy I'll be getting. It'd be my first if I wasn't already committed to the Ridley as my first

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You're the biggest faggot i've ever seen

toy name?

i know a thing or two about these, op

being this young and naive about life

i know for a fact youre under 22 years old. prove me wrong.

that ridley looks fucking wierd... hmm i didnt even see that on the toys page.

i own (in large) a rex, fenrir, terra, nova, and nocturne

i can't take the nocturne for whatever reason, even though rex's knot is like a half-inch wider

Bruiser the Fusion is rather nice indeed, I have a medium one, that knot is divine.

maybe someday

bruiser

My girlfriend has something like this. It's bigger than my cock and makes me feel inadequate...

She says it's really good though and it's her favourite one.

33, cool fact though.

also
>youre

yep, nothing gay about fake semen dripping out of your raw anus

June Snowpaw?

>straight

i guarantee you kids are underage or newfags. either or.

i'm not op; i'm biscum

nope

>Im a straight guy I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster

whats your fav? i have a nox med and i want another one.

Looks like a dog cock..

if you're actually 33, wow you're a close minded faggot. you probably love trump.

i feel sorry for your life.

and feels like one too!

Anyone know a fantasy based dildo company in canada? shipping is a bitch.

Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

Whether it's gay or not isn't the point, in the end you still take a fake dick in your ass and think about getting fucked so please stop trying so hard to prove you're straight, you are just making it worse for yourself.

kek

picturing some guy posting to craigslist...

Wanted, used dragon dildos. Can't afford new. When your done shoving it up your ass, sell it to me cheap so i can shove it up mine.

a big monster is the maximus representation of a swole guy, you are even more gay

>close minded faggot
projecting

>doesn't believe he is gay
>clearly everyone that says he is gay is underage

>fagtron

confirmed underage.

lolo

you will ponder the thought and realize its true.

This shit is hilarious, all these people who have to convince others that they're not straight because what, to feel better about themselves?
How can anything you do on your own, without the involvement of any other guy be gay? So when a lesbian uses a dildo it has to mean she is actually straight?
People do prostate stimulation because they enjoy the feeling, why would you deny yourself something enjoyable and something that feels good because you are too insecure about your sexuality even when it's totally irrelevant, and you're scared about what other people think of you?

You're mystical bi curious. I know several people that way but they prefer women.

kek

Do you have somewhere up upload all you're stuff?

>on Sup Forums
>complaining about homophobia

>not recognizing the text as being from a banner
Newfag
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I think it's okay to be straight and want to Fuck your g spot with a dildo

The Tyson and Bumble Hooves are brand new and haven't used those yet, of those I've had longer, I'd say the Nocturne is my most frequently used toy.

It's not that large relative to some of the others, but it has a lovely knot and I can use it without needing too much warm-up. The curve is just perfect for me.

The Bruiser is similar, but longer and thicker (especially on the knot) and missing that curve, so I usually need the Nocturne to warm up for it.

Winston's Tail is also a great toy, but it's mostly a training/stretching toy, I can take it all the way to the base which is a lovely feeling though, and it's amazing for warm-up as it starts very narrow, but is 3.2 inches wide at the base.

Fuck Nigga I slightly remember that movie or show. What was it called?

I want to be fucked by a big strapping Rhino

this.

when a str8 male sees a penis they are sexually triggered, its just a fact of life and sexuality.

same argument with traps.

traps are a straight males fetish. if you think otherwise you are ignorant.

#gays4Trump

That razor burn makes his ass look like a face.

Ah shit mate

no idea man, just saved it from a reaction thread

>newfags spamming "lol gay"
>like 50% of Sup Forums is gay
>also too close-minded to the fact that a lot of people find the idea of dating a guy gross, but can enjoy different ways of masturbation
I keep forgetting it's summer every time I come here

I have a few of the DD fuck holes and also a couple dildos.

Me = straight guy too, no interest ever in gay sex. Plus every adult woman in US prolly has sex toys, real or improvised...

I bought the 2 dildos because guys talked about the whole prostrate thing like it was heaven. It's kind of an interesting sensation but I don't get anything that great.

I bought mine maybe 12 moths ago and rarely use any of them now. Maybe is just not my "thing".

For the fuckholes: vaseline works better than the water-based lube. The DD lube gets cold and dries out during use, and vaseline doesn't.

never even read that banner.

ive started lurking in 2005 so think what you want, newfag, but i guarantee you werent here before me.

nah, that's all there is

yeah, it's bruising and scratches; tried to use a trimmer without the guard. don't recommend

found it
>Sunny Patch Friends

Not who you're replying to but
>began lurking in 2008
>tfw forever a newfag

Never owned that toy, but guilty for letting dogs hump my ass. Think its worth it the toy?

thats old enough. the gap changes as time passes so at this point i think youre an agingfag.

im def not an originalfag, but were all fucking fags because this site is, has been, and still is ABSOLUTE CANCER. more than half of the active user base today are actual newfags so were always witnessing them posting cancer and memes.

I am aroused by the idea of dog and horse cocks. I do love the fantasy of tentacles fucking me and so forth.

But a human male? Fuck no. There is no human male I'd want to fuck or get fucked by.

Does this make me gay?
I am attracted to females mainly.
It doesn't make me a gay guy who wants human cock. But it does make me a guy fond of anal pleasure based on fantasy beings and shapes.

It's far more complicated than gay/not gay. But who is ONLY straight for ONLY humans and have no other attractions whatsoever? Probably not anyone on Sup Forums.

I may like animal-shaped dildos in my ass but at least I'm not an obnoxious faggot like you shits who label everything straight or gay with no exceptions.

>But dicks, so it's gay obviously.

There's really no point in trying to justify it, they are unwilling to understand it, they're like old people when you try to explain smart phones, and when they don't understand it they say it's nonsense and complain about kids these days.

Once you get over yourself you'll realise your gay. Dressing it up as wanted to be penetrated by non-human penis' is just your closeted brain having adventures in Narnia.

>So when a lesbian uses a dildo it has to mean she is actually straight?
Lesbians rarely use dildos outside of porn, so this comparison is retarded.

Aight saved

here ya go ya gay KUNT!!

>Because lesbians would gladly admit they use dildos

Where do you find this fact that they "rarely" use didlos?

>when a str8 male sees a penis they are sexually triggered
Kek ok buddy keep telling yourself that.