Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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No all my bitches be zilches.

However I think it's for the best. Nobody would believe me anyway.

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that's not creepy at all lol

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Dan's a good man user.

ah shagged maisie yin evenin in a club, like. she wis high as fuck, likesay.

sure bruh

Post "that" pic with crying Miranda. It's so creepy yet disturbingly hot.

i met a guy in my java class who used to date a girl who was a background extra in batman vs. superman... does that count?

no

my wife, she is a star.

Mikel Arteta. Nice guy.

well fuck you i think i should at least get partial credit

none at all

all of this is very enjoyable.

was going to fuck a hooker...but i might just stay save the money and browse this place for giggles.

Good choice user

i fucked emma stone before she was famous in highschool, but no one believes me

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Does she spit, swallow, take it up the ass, likes fer feet licked ? Tell us more

Sweet Jesus
more, pls

I met Jamie lee Curtis onces she was pounding drinks in a hotel bar, got talking and she drank the shit out of me. Had a cigarette on the terrace and kissed her but she said I was too drunk! And walked off. Mfw I could have nailed that if I was a better drinker

well it was my first time, and we were both pretty drunk. I just regular missionary till I was done. I wore a condom so idk if she does anything freaky lmao.

Any new college story?

Does Sup Forums famous count? Cause I fucked haley "milkjuggs" when i was visiting Sarasota. Saw her at a local mall and asked her out for a drink. She sucked me off in the car on way there. After meeting 5 mins before

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>Does Sup Forums famous count?

no

dat one
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Thanks for all the faps, Dan. You are The Man.

post some you came to

I fucked vixen vogel. True shit before she became a porn star she used to sell cell phones at the mall in my town and we hooked up a couple of times.

Any Miranda nudes sigh
life is suffering

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fake real nude not nude idc post miranda

I've posted this before on Sup Forums, but I fucked Anna Beth Gish back in Highschool a handful of times. Most of you will have no clue who she is.

>oldfag here

Don't be so lewd, Miranda.

Great pornstar. I wish she got back in the biz.

Was she a good fuck?

So you've never fucked anyone famous then. Got it.

Sure. I think so

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Nah not really. She was already doing movies so she was a spoiled entitled little cunt, really. She wasn't even attractive, if you ask me. I just fucked her because in Cedar Falls, IA, she was about the biggest deal around.

Kek. I guess you're right user. Semi famous at least. Let me have that.

fuck off already

One of the English voice actresses in Attack on Titan put my hand on her boob, once. She's a friend of mine.

So I'm basically a huge player and you scrublords need to keep up.

at least leave anime out of your lies

no

I agree. Also: POST MOAR PICS

ok

Never fucked anyone famous but I sucked Jimmy Savile's dick when I was younger. It's not really a big deal though. Pretty much everyone British who was a kid in the 60s - 90s sucked it.

>Attack on Titan
Fucking an anime English-dub voice actress basically gives you your virginity back.

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Dan runs the country. He stops at nothing

I actually dated a former modell b4. Bitch was cold tho so I broke up with her after a couple of months.

taylor swift lurk Sup Forums, so

I would hit that.

Sup Forums
fucked
anyone
>go home summerfag

I maybe should add she was a diaper modell but shit, still more famous than anyone in this thread ever fucked.

have you seriously saved that picture 19 times?

Check'd

Years and years ago, pre-Gladiator days we met at a training combine in Temecula.
Friend of mine was super into MMA, I'm a hockey guy looking for some decent cardio.

We traveled down to a very famous fighters gym and during/after I had been having small conversations with her, nothing major.
We were both mostly paying attention of what we were doing , but I played the "i no nothing jon snow" card and had her help me.

Hung out later that night, hooked up in the morning after some partying

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Nope

Who is this disgusting pig?

Does a Blowjob count, Kate Perry, there was a big party in Summerland by montecito where SB and Carp high meet up and thru a big party in some rich kids house think she was a sophomore or junior, I was a senior and got a blow job by Kate Perry, while my homie got a handjob, good times, ask her about Summerland BJ. She will remember.

>Anna Beth Gish
I googled her name and Alanis Morissette came up

Does she swallow?

>do you believe everything you read?

That's fuckin retarded, but I kek'd anyway. 6/10.

yes

Everyone loves Trish

Look her up on IMDB. I was banging her in the 80's kiddo!

No but I also don't need retards like you ruining the fantasy.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride.

Used to work as a tour security manager. Out with The Strokes in 2003, Fab (drummer) is dating Drew Barrymore, who meets up with us in Rome at the end of the European tour. They argue, he's a cock end, she wanted some revenge.... Awesome fuck.

Thank you!

Good job friendo, except her name was Katy Hudson back then and she was a huge Christfag.

t. someone who had to "waited" to be her boyfriend and was subsequently friendzoned and eventually forgotten.

I still tag her on twitter. She responds every so often.

I also liked her on Millennium (or was it X-Files?).

KEK! That's her, though I've never heard of it. I was fucking her back in the Mystic River days. It was a shitty coming of age flick with her and Julia Roberts. It was supposed to be her big premiere. As it happens, it was more a launching board for Julia Roberts. She was in Wyatt Earp with Cosner though, and in X Files. Those are the only other two things I know of but I don't follow her career. To be honest I don't think she's that good, looking, fucking, or acting.

low quality bait

>and she was a huge Christfag

That only means she was hornier and kinkier than normal

I fucked a low level latin pop star on a regular basis for a while. Will tell me more if anyone cares.

After we finished she said "it was a good thing."

Don't know if she counts as a celebrity, but I had a awesome few hours with Lisa Sparxxx back in 2004.

After we finished she said she needs about tree fiddy

go on

Totally counts.

Is that the buxom blonde? I was a fan of hers back in the day.

Fucked Agent Scully in the late 90s after an awards show in Germany.

She was absolutely amazing. I still fap to the memory on occasion.

Almost positive this is Miranda, moles match up

>Early 2000s porn
aka, the era of porn objectively worse than any other era

I was working at circuit city in the PC repair section. She came in and needed her computer fixed ( had a broken screen hinge ). I happened to have a spare one for that model and got it back to her within two hours . Since it was slow and I thought she was pretty I told her that the repair was free of charge. She then gave me the name of the hotel she was staying in and I went over after work . Best sex I ever had .