Hey Sup Forums, I have a really drunk grill resting on my bed...

hey Sup Forums, I have a really drunk grill resting on my bed, shes hot as hell and Ive been in love with her all my college years. what would u do?

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>make a bowl of hard boiled eggs
>force her to eat the eggs
>profit

Make sure yout room is a nice temperature.
Make sure she has a blanket/pillow she can snuggle.
Make sure theres a glass of fresh cool water in arms reach.
Maybe have a puke bucket close to hand just in case

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

holy shit she looks 6 years old you childfucker

I mean I'm not saying rape her but that shit sounded gay as fuck
just turn her on her side and leave her be

You actually made me cringe

>invest time in chick you like to increae the odds of her digging you by 0.001% (an increase is an increase right? Im under no illusion anons going to get fucked for this)
>gay

Do you even know how to heterosexual?

I'd cry in the other room because I'm not monstrous enough to rape her and She will never ever love me and she probably has sex with someone else every week

Playa' dripping in pussy juice detected

You know what to do

top kek

slam your cock into her ass you fucking beta fucker

Damn son. She looks 5 years younger than you.

>hot grill

I would sex her many times with my three inch penis.

It's your mom isn't it?

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Don't be a beta but don't be a rapist
If you play your cards right you can have a slightly better chance at fucking her later legally, but you won't get a chance to boost it by like 37% or some shit like that
Pay little attention to her and just go around cleaning and shit, make yourself and your house look presentable.

>what would u do?
>in love all my college years
That's not me.

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cook a burger

op here. I wont post any pics, not now. Im using her pantys to get my boner soft. Im drunk too im smeeling her ass she smells like gods.

Underage beta fag

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