Rate my dick
Rate my dick
The head is a little small...
fixed it
are you sure?
Question...
beautiful
mario be suckin
op is mario confirmed
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jesus what is wrong with your dick
alpha male detected
Are you just reposting some weird dick you found on here or is it actually yours?
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
Old image. From the imgur folder. Google weird dicks imgur folder. Enjoy
Shoomed
you should see a doctor (i'm serious)
low test beta detected, if you knew anything about sex then you'd know that the tip is the part women would die for
Too Jewish 0/10
in your 10 years of living? doubt it.
Wtf is that alien thing?
funko pop/10
You should be working in government. You're wasting your time here.
Shitty shopjob/10
OH SHIT BRO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>mfw thicc dick
where are the smurfs?
Oldfag....nice
>You should be working in government. You're wasting your time here
kek
rate mine
When having sex, what would you say the compression ratio is?
Seems ok, tho.
you are all the kind of guys that make girls be afraid of anal
yours is literally the exact opposite of the OP's
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Lol photoshop
that's a silicone-injected dick
if real...
impossible to use/10
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the glans is spade shaped to scoop out the previous guy's spunk during marathon group rape sessions.
This guy could do all that plus produce enough suction to hoover out any babies still in the womb
Bad photoshop is bad.
Blurry urethra /10
>being this new
Mushroom/10
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kek
thor's hammer/10
this is why you dont circumcise
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With girth like that I don't think he ever had the option
Is this something that actually happens? Where ur dick head looks like a nuclear bomb?
I wish from the bottom of my hearth that this was a fake, i still can't imagine something like this existing in our world
check'd
Pretty sure this guy inject saline solution
SIGN OF THE HAMMER
BE MY GUIDE
what the FUCK
hehe.. what a dickhead
Mushroom/10
film a video of you jerking off?
You should have it surgically removed.
It would scare women to death!
Fucking how
>Shaggy mane / 10
Posted everyday for attention and not your dick / 10
If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Cancer
You're all retarded summer fags
This image is probably older than most of you
Fuck Sup Forums it's dead for good and you're all proof
You're not any better than us, snowflake.
Underrated!
OP- We will call you Captian Abortimo!
Absolutely haram
thank for for the kek
You're that faggot from a few months ago kys
Here you go OP, Don't feel so bad, i just photo shopped my dick to make you feel better
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If I had that (fake) mushroomhead id be afraid to put my dick in a tight hole. It might just rip it off.
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