ITT: Autistic things you've done in relation to music. (or just music stories in general)
>be me 4 years ago
>be in high school writing class
>every class we would write an "inspiration of the day" on a slip of paper and put it in a bucket
> teacher would pick a slip of paper at random and we would have 15 minutes to write something based on the inspiration
>it could be a quote, video, song, prompt, pretty much anything
>i didn't talk to anyone in that class being the autist that i am
>i wore tight black jeans combat boots and a denim jacket everyday
>everyone thought i was a fucking weirdo already
>for some reason i thought it was a good idea to write guilloutine by death grips as my inspiration
>it gets fucking picked
>teacher plays the video
>GUUUUILLLLOUTINE
>YUH
>entire class is visibly uncomfortable
>I'm in the back of the class grinning like a fucking retard
>black girl in class goes "damn this shit kinda bumps"
>I really thought i was showing those normies who had superior taste
>they probably thought i was planning a fucking shooting
>i had no awareness of the bounds of my autism
>mfw
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i had a project where i had to replace the lyrics to a song to make them about the story of caesar and i used lyrics from OK computer
now i can't stop hearing the lyrics i came up with and it ruined airbag and karma police
lmao
post them
i forget now but i could find them on the google drive i have for class
Please
“Soothsayer” (Radiohead - Airbag)
In the next great war
In a vilified metropolis
I am still alive
In the shop’s sign
Journeying up and down
I am still alive
With the help of the Soothsayer
I’m back to save the universe
In a deep, deep, sleep
Of the people
I am still alive
In a fast driven carriage
I’m amazed I’m still alive
A soothsayer saved my life
With the help of the Soothsayer
I’m back to save the universe
With the help of the Soothsayer
I’m back to save the universe
With the help of the Soothsayer
I’m back to save the universe
I read aloud the lyrics to Bread Crumb trail in front of my class (this was less than a month ago)
>History teacher says we can listen to music while we work on the assignment
>Decide to listen to Cosmogramma
>Headphones not plugged all the way in, apparently
>The whole class hears the first 10 seconds of Clock Catcher before I pause it
>Everyone is stares at me
>Turn bright red and start on the assignment
oh jesus
i accidentally played rick ross' verse on devil in a new dress in class
hahahahahaha
Spiderland is essentially spoken word anyway.
Did they enjoy it?
And more importantly, Why did you do it?
holy shit
>Be me 16
>In online learning class for stupid people (They never told us that but i've always known)
>Teacher tells us to play a song we like
>Some kid plays this
youtube.com
>Everyone loves it (except for me)
>My turn
>Play Ween-The Mollusk
>HEY LITTLE BOY
>Everyone starts laughing
I should've known better.
Why didn't you do Good Morning Captain instead? Or better yet, Don Aman.
We had to make videos based on poems (or song lyrics) then we had to read aloud the source material. No one really said anything after I finished so it was pretty cringe worthy.
>be 15 yo
>bought pan sonic A in music store
>play at home
>not exactly what I was expecting
If you're gonna play something from The Mollusk, play Ocean Man or even The Golden Eel
hahah yes this is chilled out on the low I'm really in the hood right now haha :)
hahah I raped a girl once to a song by frank sinatra sung by myself haha joke thats from a movie
hahah okay let's get cool together :)
I like music :)
How was my story? rate :)
haha let's get gay and white :)
>Doing chemistry test Friday afternoon
>Dead silence
>This was the one time I forgot to turn off my phone
>Some shitty PPI scam people call me
>My ringtone at the time was shook ones pt 2
>Everybody fucking stares at me while I try to fucking turn it off
>"Wtf is the classroom haunted or some shit"
I cringe to this day
haha you're cute
not bad at all
????????????
This one is called "never trust album versions"
>Someone asks me to play them some of my music
>I resists but they keep on asking me to play them some wu tang clan because they never heard it
>I say ok and they plug in their ear phones
>I decide to play Liquid Swords
>After a few seconds they say wtf is this shit and call me a weirdo
>Puzzled I play it to myself
>Mfw I fucking remember that there is a minute long skit from a shaolin movie at the start of the song
Fuck the entire rap genre for putting shitty fucking skits in their albums
For the next few weeks rumors spread that I listened to women screaming
I used to listen to Pete Doherty and The Libertines as a quite young teen. I was a bit of a loner, I really liked literature and music, and I basically just wanted to become a heroin-addicted rockstar. Like, the thought of having such a future made me extremely happy, and I'd start trying to look a bit drugged out like he did.
I then started trying to eat nutmegs and make poppy tea from store-bought poppy seeds to get high lol. Also bought a DSLR-camera during the same period
It was extremely awkward trust me
It was the instrumental as well so to them it just sounded like people whaling (listen to the intro to shook ones pt 2 if you dont know what i mean)
And I turned it off before the instrumental properly kicked in
With the title and all, it really does seem like satire. I'd be ashamed making that shit even if I got filthy rich from it (talking about Borgore if you're in doubt)
What did he mean by this?
I love the Wu Tang skit things, just cause some people are dick heads don't make em bad.
Liquid Swords is a fantastic song and album
I cringed really hard. I mean, is THAT difficult to act normal? Is THAT difficult to hide some of the music other people might find weird?
Yeah I agree with you they help set the tone for the album.
I guess im just a fucking autist for forgetting about it and not skipping it
haha don't care what those people say, you're my champ :) Let's cuddle :)
oh boy
"gettin'" "props" from "blaxxx" is worth more than you might think
haha who am I talking to again hahahahahah
You should have racemixed with the black girl
Well I mean if you weren't used to showing people not that surprising for you to have forgotten, I'd probably do the same if I was showing the song to someone
Only thing I've ever done that was a bit weird was preform mathrock with my drumming friend in my music theory class as a demonstration of music that uses multiple time signatures. It wasn't that autistic because people thought it was cool but I still feel a bit weird about it
do you still know that certain moment when the magic was gone
you remember it now
>be me last year
>we get to choose music for a playlist that the class listened to while working
>me and my friends sat in back of class
>think it would be funny if we all wrote down photograph by nickelback
>we all write down that fucking song
>next day, we sit down
>teacher starts playlist after lesson
>mfw the whole class was forced to photograph on repeat until end of class because we were the only ones who turned in their requests
>mfw everyone knows it was us
>be 8
>on a school bus ride to some place
>girl I have first crush on is listening to something
>ask to listen to it
>It's some extended version of Shania Twain's "man I feel like a woman"
>think I recognize it because to my retarded 8 year old brain the intro sounds like a zz top song I liked
>she looks at me strangely
>the lyrics start to play and I am forever ashamed in front of my first crush
and I've been a beta bitch since that moment
haha come over to my strong chest cuddling :)
similar, but
>I sow ya fucken ass shut and just keep feedin you, and feedin you
>In a fast driven carriage
>I'm amazed I'm still alive
>A soothsayer saved my life
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK dude
Post Karma Police please for the sake of us all.
>Teacher says we can listen to music
>Put on Get Got
>Kid next to me sees Money Store Album cover
>Decide to show a few of the kids around me
>One of them tells the teacher I was showing kids porn on my phone
>Get ISS and my parents yell at me
>Tfw Get Got got me grounded
you really gonna make me do this? fine
Kid, you know you have to be 18+ to post on this site, right? I'll call the mods on your ass
“For Antony” (Radiohead - Karma Police)
For Antony
Kill this man, he talks in poems
He speaks like a buzzard, he’s like a speedy beetle
For Antony
Kill this man, his bad poems
Are making me feel ill and we have killed this man
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you mess with us
Oh, Antony
I’ve given all I can, It’s not enough
I’ve given all I can, but we’re still on the payroll
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you mess with Rome
For a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
For a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
>Last month
>Listening to music on shitty phone
>Music class starts
>Disconnect headphones
>Music stops, as it should
>5 minutes in
>NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR WAIT FOR THE
>Panic
>Turn phone off
>Teacher is awesome and doesn't say anything about it
It turned out alright but fuck that was embarassing
>he's like a speedy beetle
"Why?"
I hope you failed
>speedy beetle
i have good news
>1998
>hear of varg's charges of arson and murder
>from that, get into black metal
>buy one of the original filosofem tapes that originally there was only 500-something of
>have special walkman with headphones and speakers that activate when you unplug the headphones and vice versa
>at lunch
>listening to youtube.com
>that kid from high school that touches everything before asking what it is
>he comes over, yanks the headphone out of the jack
>"WHAT R U LISTEN TO user"
>mfw
>the whole lunchroom hears it and stares
>"is something wrong with your walkman, user?"
>look over my shoulder
>its the christian principal
>get detention after explaining what it was
>FUCK. THAT. KID.
>be me
>classical music class
>hoity toity, ride horses, wear powdered wigs type of class
>everyone has to pick a piece of music to show on the last day of class
>nothing out of the ordinary, some guy plays a pop song which is a laugh
>mfw i played this unironically
>youtu.be
Made my class sit through the Death Grips art film they put on Adult Swim, but it was mostly for my own entertainment. I enjoy using Death Grips to make people uncomfortable.
>after explaining what it was
kek you autist
Autism incarnate
lul kek autism lel
Spot the autism
>be me in sophomore year
>think Flying Lotus was the tightest shit
>teacher asks people to play songs they like
>I decided to play Do the Astral Plane
>everyone thinks its weird, and that I have shit taste
>mfw
>be at my crush's birthday party
>see people requesting songs to the dj
>go there
>request him to play Come Up and Get Me
>"alright, wait a second. i'm gonna have to download that song"
>go to the dance floor
>start dancing when suddenly, Come Up and Get Me starts playing
>take of my shirt
>start lip syncing the song while imitating MC Ride
>everyone is looking
>realize that people are filming me
>feel embarrasement
>literally want to kill myself
that's just inexcusable wtf
found it
jfc dude I hope this is a joke
>le you have to act within the norm
Leave.
Would you say your music scares people?
>Read Faust - Miss Fortune's lyrics for class at 11th grade
>Write an analysis on The Trial by Franz Kafka comparing it to György Ligeti's Requiem and write my final work on research about how Free Jazz influenced Rock Music both on 12th grade.