What kind of girlfriend do you want

what kind of girlfriend do you want

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a real one

One that exists

a real one

I'm dead

lol

a black one (no aids)

this kind

Is pillow princess a term I can use for a straight girl?

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One with a lot of money who rarely talks.

Not that one.

The kind with a benis

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The kind that doesent exist

one really good at giving head

Why would I want it to come to my country? This pasta makes no sense. It's like saying "post or your mother won't die in her sleep." FUCKING CHANGE IT.

lol post this shit on omegle

*keks sadly*

One tomboy gf please

They don't keep their vaginas clean

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borderline holocaust prisoner

Thank you mr driver

kinda creepy but cute

>perfect 10/10 looks
>bubble butt
>faithful
>knows how to cook
>likes sex
>smart

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BYE BUS DRIVER

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>not a skeleton and not too fat (curvy in the real meaning of it is fine too)
>6 and above looks
>doesn't wear/behave as a slut/chav
>not a psycho
>matching interests
>loves me

One like this.

Tomboy gf please as well Sup Forums

One that enjoys sailing.

one without a penis

A blowup doll

you gotta get a lot of money and work out and get a personality to get a girl like that, good luck

i want a girlfriend who eats all her snickers.

yup

Cute grunge and/or punk/ goth chick with gauges, dyed hair and piercings. Tattoos are a bonus.

Something like my pic

One who would choose to be with me in her last moments.

Dated one of those. Trust me, the drama is not worth it.

I don't think so. Even if a 5/6 girl would approach me then it would be fine (I'm pretty flexible, and I have no defined taste in women). Still we can develop matching interests. The only hard part is the not a psycho part.

Adorable, would wife and eventually be murdered by her

Drama?

dis my kind of gf, opperino

youtube.com/watch?v=tnoYOPg5GLQ

Troo

One who looks like this.

Pic related, it's my gf. enjoy beta faggots.

i'd literally settle for a 4/10 with a half-okay body at this point. i have only fucked 3 since high school (2 of them i had to pay for). grills tell me im 9/10 but im an autistic anti-social faggot so i only get laid in 1 on 1 situations. those rarely happen bc no social life. kill me

Is that Cass? I think I've hooked up with her before.

Also there aren't many ugly girls, there are just girls that don't know how to dress/care for themselves. To be really ugly your face needs to look like it has been run over by a truck.

you dont deserve your double dubs

Pics or it didn't happen user

Triple dubs*

I wish my gf would do 3 ways with other girls.

Don't have any, trust me it wasn't worth it.

Story? Isn't she a streamer or something?

One that listens to me
One that laughs with me
One that wont cheat on me or even think about it
One that is cute
One that loves me with all her heart
One who follows me and whatever cause i support like a puppy dog
One that dislikes blacks/spics/chinks
Dont give a fuck about cooking
One that likes to do the knee buckling cock explosion dance in bed everyonce in a week
One that smells good (MUST)
One that will look at me and smile upon all my imperfections and not care
One that couldn't possibly be real
Feels bro, feels

Mine.

One who loves me

get ready to cry at her funeral when she kills herself
Goths/Emo girls are a beauty that never lasts
Such as all beautiful things aren't meant to last
But at least flowers and butterflys don't get fat and fucking cry over a mars bar

10/10 porn slut
good fucking job you doorknob

Someone that doesnt require me want to live or do anything.

tits of gtfo

Come to Tennessee. No amount of clothing and makeup can save a lot of them

I kinda wanted my ex... the only problem is that aside from having 70% of what made her perfect to me, the other 30% consisted of being a psychobitch with suicidal tendencies and an unlimited drama machine inside her brain.

To illustrate, she was almost a carbon copy of this chick here.

Pics because traveling to the USA is impossible right now.

This is a sad thread.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.

depends how old you are. at my age (early 20s) girls usually have more options. the hard part then is the "not a slut" part

one who looks like you but legal

I don't, faggot. Being self reliant is the best way to avoid heartbreak and a depleted bank account.

there's no point on having a gf user. why would i want one?

Weird, kinky, up for most things, bigger sex drive than me, black or odd coloured hair, average ass and tits, 4ft11 smallest 5ft04 tallest, average weight

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i consider brains first cause i cant stand a dumb broad, one that is shallow and cant stand 10 minutes without looking at her phone. One that is independent and doesnt have a problem with not being the center of attention. Career minded, not a baby factory, and gets her own loot.

And as white as possible without being dead

she has a awful lot of nudes floating around for an "ideal gf"

tara strong or laura bailey

Lost

"I was raped" "Daddy beat me" "the world sucks"
"please feel bad for me" not the same guy but ive dated one also.
theyre great to look at and fuck but anything deeper and you start contracting cancer

Really? Whats her name user?

for real?

stolen quads

Oh shit nigga look at the quad. Have a cookie

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Emily apparently
>what is reverse image search

Emma X to be precise

one thats ok with my herpes

I did the search and got nothing... O snap

A boyfriend.

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Are you real dead or fake dead?

I swear these people try tineye and just give up

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tyvm!!!!

That chick looks like shes really stoned

yes you can... however you will sound like a huge faggot every time you do.

At least 5'8"
White
Blue eyes
Proportional nose
Decent teeth and good hygiene
Less than 15% messed up in the head
Squishy but attractive -- like a good boob
Can cook and sew
At most 8 years older than me
Not a year younger than me
Only speaks European languages
Has a reasonable family
No trashy friends

>qt baby face
>freckles
>wavy brown hair
>hazel eyes
>pretty short
>thin
>likes to be a goof when it's appropriate (unlike myself, who tends to unintentionally do so at the worst possible times)
>by fucking far the cream of the crop academically in my very demanding STEM major, would run circles around me in any sort of scientific regard
>goes to mass, I don't share in her belief but I do admire it

Basically, my friend who I've been crushing over for 3 years, and have for the past 2 years been regretting not having come clean with her. Thing is, we have a mutual Chad-tier classmate/friend between us, somewhat close in my case.

Chad didn't know I was into her, and long story short, something happened at a club between her and Chad. Chad slays pussy by the truckload and it was just a hit-and-quit for him. Friend I've been crushing on since forever? She's pretty much been stuck to Chad like industrial epoxy since then. I've talked to Chad about it; he tried to apologize profusely, but I wasn't even mad at him, but I've got no reason to. We're good and I've also got no reason not to believe him when he said that he has no interest in her. Hell, he would do whatever he can to help me pry her off him.

If it were mutual between Chad and her, it'd be infinitely easier, because then I'd have closure and could accept not being a third wheel nor a huge dick to two friends of mine. But that's not the case, so now I'm stuck in a really shitty love triangle, just like in my animes!