Sup Forums ask a Christian anything

Sup Forums ask a Christian anything.

Are you having premarital sex?

When do you plan on committing suicide?

Hey I'm a Christian too! Don't you just love God?

When will you accept that god isn't real?

Masturbation, Blow Jobs, Eating a girl out, all foreplay is not a sin. Me and the fiance can hold off a few more months.
Whenever clorox starts making cocktails
Indeed and nice dubs
Never because i know he is. Nice vape box by the way.

Can God create a rock so large even he cannot move it?

No he cant. Hes God he can do anything.

Except create that rock?

Oh shit