If Jeff Magnum was a 357 caliber revolver he'd be Jeff Magnum

If Jeff Magnum was a 357 caliber revolver he'd be Jeff Magnum.

>Jeff Magnum

you tried, I guess

If Jeff Mangum was a fruit he'd be Jeff Mango.

If Jeff Mangum was a private investigator, he'd be Jeff Magnum P.I.

You had one fucking job, OP

I still genuinely can't believe his name is actually 'Mangum'

Must've spent at least a year reading it as Magnum before I realised. 8 years later and I still can't quite accept it. One of the lamest realisations ever

If Jeff Mangum lived in a department store and played the flugelhorn, he'd be Jeff Mangione.

if jeff magnum was a gum with a penis, he would be jeff mangum

If Jeff Mangum featured in a female dominated BDSM scene he'd be Jeff Gagnum.

If Jeff Mangum were a fully-automatic rifle, he'd be Jeff Machinegum

If Jeff Magnum worked at a carpet store, had three adopted kids with his husband and his last name was Morton, he'd be Jeff Morton

If Jeff Magnum was Korean and released a hit song in 2012 he'd be Jeff Gangnam Style

if jeff mangum were a candy he'd be jeff's man-gum

If Jeff Mangum was a skateboard he'd be Jeff Mangoose

If Jeff Mangum was a chewing gum marketed solely to men who like to think of themselves as masculine, in a way that tries to present the gum as their male friend Jeff as opposed to a regular chewing gum, he'd be Jeff Mangum

If Jeff Mangum had a sex change, he'd be Jeff Womangum

if jeff mangum was in a band and playing a concert and you were recording him he'd be ARE YOU FUCKING RECORDING MEgum

hahah if jeff mangum was...


shit, i got nothing, but i do have these DUBS

CHECK'D!!

Wew

If Jeff Mangum was a metaphor for his navel-gazing music, he would be Jeff ManCUM

If David Bowie was a weapon he'd be a bow

>if Jeff Magnum got dubs his name would be Jeff Mandubs

kewl

FUCKIN WITNESSED

If Jeff Mangum was a rich chocolate ice cream he'd be Jeff Feast.

Literally Autistic

...

WHAT
IS
HAPPENING

Impressive. Very nice.