Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8
youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs
youtube.com/watch?v=M3c7kxrJAPc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Who made that rule anyways?!

That is the biggest lie of the century and you KNOOOOW it!

Nope, it's too late! You've admitted it you tsun!

You can actually read the moon runes?
I'm impressed. I've just been using it as a crying picture, and since no one could read it, none knew the better. Guess it's time I finally edited the text out.

>3:00 AM

Claiming, then sleeping.
Goodnight y'all.

Miho claimed

>moka
ehh true. He doesn't use twitch anymore but maybe you can find his stream channel and find some sort of notification thing that'll text you or something. I'd link you but I can't find it in my history and he deletes the status's after hes done :C

>Maki
true, Kevin's routine is a bit old but I still find him funny. He's hilarious off the stage too. You should watch the shit he's done with Conan for his show. I lose my sides every time. Love me some Tosh. I'm drawing a total blank on all my favorites...I will list them off as I remember them lol

youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8

Good luck! He's got great tastes

Night! Hope you sleep well!

>Claimed this beauty

Slow thread claim
Bit my bottom lip and it hurts like a mother fucker

nope that's nothing but the truth and i could think of a few bigger lies

>Swallowing Sayaka's Soul Gem

L-Lewd...

General ruling of the masses.

On the road to a drinking sesh with friends edition.

Ya ive been in a couple of his streams when they get posted here but i usually miss them or just forget he does that
I feel like thats a quote from something i watched

Tina claimed

I will grant you one wish.

Like what?! And no it's not you faggot!

What masses?!

What?

Krul claimed

Kuriyama claimed

Make our waifus exist, and make them be in love with us.

I didn't know what Nou meant!
You deceiver!

Tohsaka Rin claim
>pls no bully

>with that raw power in your hands
youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs

Fair enough. When the comedian can balance that it's wonderful. You know I forgot all about Conan. Haha, I'll be glad to hear them.

>You're my bitch
>Drive-by
>The pennies
Dude I'm dying.

>Best idol claimed

things that have no place in these threads and yes it is

How about light teasing? :3

He sounds familiar

Granted, but because you can't coexist together you die.

Ayooooooo!

Revy is mine

It is too late, your admittance has been sreencapped and cataloged!

Then tell me elsewhere! And is not!

:(
I'll fuck you in the ass when we meet in the underworld, star-thingy.

...

Hello luv~

Aryanne claimed

Sshhhhh sit there and be a qt
I hate your shoes

Heya cutie how is it hanging?

Hey love~ how are you doing tonight?

No!
Pls no.
No I'm not tsundere!
I didn't know what nou meant! You tricked me! I thought nou meant no!
I hate your face

...

All good, what about you?

I HATE MY LIFE

Chillin, playing runescape, you?

I always catch them in the middle of the movie. I want to watch but I can't stand going into a movie if its not at the beginning.

I broke character at the pennies part. The uber video is also really good. And of course speaking of Conan he's one of my favorites, he's not a stand up comic per say but he's damn funny without all his writers.

>you see diana driving? She's a student driver
>get your shit together man!
>manually rolls up window angrily

Hey hey what's going on?

Nohomo

But you're so adorable, you cute little tsundie!

The sky

4 examples given that are bigger lies than anything you claim that im lying about and yes, it is

Great to hear! Just got back from band practice I think we are ready for tomorrow

Nice nice taking me back to 2004 I see I love it. I was more of a club penguin person

Just got back and now just chillin with the girls whats good with you?

Smart butt

I could probably do that if ive already seen the movie before
But ya if i havent seen it i would have to leave too
The fat faggot needs to start making more videos

>Gif
>Not animated
you're killing me moka

Lol got banned there for bullying

And be a simple kind of man, be something you love and understand.

But I'm not cute!

Excuses! Oh, Amatsu's gunna loooove this.

Fair enough.
No it's not!

He's probably dead.

How's the eye-patch beauty doing tonight?

It's absolutely hilarious. True, as you said his writers and the way he delivers the lines are great.

>Bitches get stitches
>Sounds like an announcement.

>the current year
>animated gifs
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Come on you know niggers make it in gif files to save on file size
And i just download shit from google
Your absolutely right if u keep posting lewd images like that you slut

Pressing F

>>>>google images
I need to finish my moka folder and give it to you. That's utterly disgusting

glad you see my point now yes it is
now then i've been away from lurking for too long back to lurk mode with me

Hey Anomaly.
Been well?

>Winning against the Tsun Queen
>Post a winning image
>Lewd
Pervs, the lot of you.

No it is not.
Later ya lurking fuccboi.

Cute face

Amatsu's gonna love you too!

Playing some Mass Effect and watching Bill Burr. How's you're night been?

I think yesterday or two days ago he said this on his stream status "more videos in the works but tonight is movie night" so the shit head is working on them. my tiny little butt hole is so ready

He's fucking great on 30 Rock too. Love me some Tiny fey

I could see that happening with you hahaha

Well well well if it isnt the paladin of pillows! I am doing just fine super tired but I cant fall asleep without talking to you guys!

I'm practically the keemstar of anywhere I go

Well i tried pixiv but its really shitty
I went through other shit like tumblr
Recently i made some screenshots
Im really not worried about it though
Watch its gonna be super serious spring anime season 2016
A 1 minute video video about shit hes about to watch that everyone else already has

Somewhat, slept horribly and went to the gym early as hell.
Need to take care of some things later on and then I'll probably sleep over rest of the day because it's going to start pouring rain.
How about you?

Night has been alright! Sounds like you are having a good time I wanna chill with you

I hate Keemstar. I love you

...

Hm suit yourself
>Can't find 1080p dual audio anyways

Kitty!

>claim

He went out in a blaze of glory, probably.

Haven't seen that in a long time, man there'a lot of stuff I forgot about.
>Cute pic.

Gah I love those names. Glad to hear, always nice to see ya.

Doesn't sound too great, what time did you go to the gym? Any reason why you did?

Sleeping for the rest of the day while it's raining, sounds comfy as hell.
Myself? Not much, just been working, cardio, looking around here, playing some games. Not much else really.

I will
That seems way too much like shiro

In what way?!

I'm not cute or tsun!
I thought you were denying it! So I insisted that you were!

Godspeed to him, he probably got PoTG at least

Aw thank you, and I wouldnt destroy you with my eye

You wouldnt destory me anyways sweetheart~ Dontcha remember?

How are you Syndra?

Around 8-9 am, just to avoid the rush hour in there.
That's what I thought, considering that I didn't get enough sleep at all due to waking up after every hour and being awake till 5 am trying to get some sleep.
Sounds pretty much what I've done minus cardio.

Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

Tank that should be sleeping.

I don't get the point of these threads. Can someone explain I always see them and I want to join the fun, but like...what's the point?

I got up at 1am

Whats the point in living
If i pull that off will i die

Pretty early I guess. But yeah, sleeping while it's raining is a sure fire way to get some good rest, I hope.

>waking up after every hour and being awake till 5 am
Sounds horrible dude. Sorry to hear that. I hope you get that rest though. You don't do cardio? What do you do at the gym, just regular strength training?

Night Kyouko.

oh man, don't do this to me. I wait so long for that shit bat to upload.I wish he kept to his schedule that he keeps making for himself lol.

Might not be too hard to do, there are a couple ways we could watch videos/movies together! I can't remember who was hosting the stream for the movies. Maybe it was you? I can't remember lol

I've been itching to rewatch it. I rewatch The Office every time I get into a huge "idk what to watch" slump and cant figure out what I want to sit down with. Might just watch 30 Rock through again
>thanks
>i've liked literally every pic you've posted

Shit.
You fucked it up.
Again

Sleep well kyouko

Y...youre right I love you too much I wouldnt be able to

It would be extremely annoying

No no I have never had streams for movies. I had an idea for it but never actually did it although I would!

Ugh its 2AM I gotta go to bed now, I shall talk to you guys tomorrow love you all!

Night Yuno!
Night Maki!

Good night Rikka~

Oh ya his schedule
The one that looks lie this right
1. Stream shit
2. Be a fat sack of shit who doeant upload videos
3. Recommended great anime
But i love him
Your a big girl
>please destroy me

Hope you have a great sleep! Good night!

I know. I love that man to death I want his babies

>emi

In a romantic, lovey-dovey kind of way?

>she's weird like that

Cutie pie :3

Night night

That's what I'm hoping and I'm pretty tired already, then I need to do some bureaucracy things and I'm certain that'll either get me tired as hell or just fed up with it.
Happens to the best of us, I need to buy more sleeping tabs at some point too.
Pretty much, self-improvement or hobby, either reason goes.

How comes?

Oi oi oi, git yer own hoe nigga, Rikka is mine

Jes the only one whose opinion on anime i actually care about
I kust want to gaze into that eye and become just a pnk mist

youtube.com/watch?v=M3c7kxrJAPc

>PoTG
Topkek. You know Torbjorn was off screen.

Glad you did! Happy to hear you say that. I've seen some of hers and not all of them looked great. Seemed disfigured in a way. I'm sure the one you saw was perfect though. Have a nice night, sleep well!

Damn that's another one. Been awhile since I've watched actual TV. Sounds good though, always nice to go back to your favorites.
>Appreciated, can't wait to see your new ones.

I'll make you into a pink mist alright

Fucking torbjorn everytime

Well... I don't think I'd mind that at all, to be honest...
>Maybe I'd even like it.

I'm not cute!
Night, best baker
>pets kitty

Well shit if u can do it
Please come end my suffering

Family problems and im getting sick again.
A great combination.

Alright, what is wrong, whats with the sudden "end my life" thing

Right? fuck me I think i might just go watch some of his videos in anticipation for the new ones he going to upload. He better hurry the shit up

I thought of another comedian, Christopher Titus, another down to earth comedian. It's a little hard for me to watch the first few episode of The Office, the cringe slays me but its a damn good show

>this one kills me

Wew, now that's a screencap

CUUUUUUUTTTTTIIIIEEEEE

>Don't be ashamed