My bed smells like stale semen how do i fix before mom washes it?

my bed smells like stale semen how do i fix before mom washes it?

Wash it yourself you fucking neck beard cuck.

fire fixes practically everything

Shit on it, she won't smell the semen anymore.

but I don't do laundry and I don't know how to do it

Use ammonia Nigga

Lol. Autistic manchild

You fucking oxygen thief. Grow a spine and learn.

where can I get some?

im 15 not a man yet

fart everywhere in your room.
every possible passage.
every imaginable place.
repeat at least twice.
should work.

but it looks annoying and i dont need to do it when my mom will

Shit in your bed op, That will surly cover up the smell

>throw everything in
>cold water
>????
>PROFIT!!!

literally that easy if youre so fucking autistic

you could sell the house before ur mom comes and tell her that you are now homeless

if you wana keep the bed you cant

>doesn't know how to put in soap and turn a fucking nob (wtf ever that things called)

i really fucking hope this is just bait. this is Sup Forums though, so anything is possible.

>im 15 not a man yet
mods we got an underage fucker here

>(wtf ever that things called)

Underage b& AND retarded

Jesus Christ just kill yourself now and spare the rest of us the displeasure of knowing you

jk LUL

>15

Dial. The word is dial.

This thread is full retard

When I was 15 I was responsible for running a 21 ton excavator on a mine.

And you can't wash your own crusty sheets because your a mamas boy. Your pathetic, you fat sack of shit. Stop breathing.

naah im 21 and im on the dole but my mum just does all the housework, i tend to lay on the lounge and watch movies or jerk off into my bed sheets

tbh I know women who are 20+ who can't even do laundry, blame the parents, not the kids.