Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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I dunno, you tell me

A simple coincidence :^)

Fuck mobile is so slow when making a thread

Saber claim sad edition
>Fade away captcha
It just got worse

Oh no

That's a seemingly smug pic. You know something! Time for panic!

Uh-..uh..
panicked tsun it is then

Shush

Operator here

Amatsu a cute in kimono
>Hugs
Hey operator user

So cute

Deus Vult my friend
Well met

I am panicked, but I am not a tsun!

Sup Operator!

Akame Slashes..

Would you look at that, a cute knight
>written your image too

So grossly incandescent..

Why the panic, if I may ask?

praise

a saber user? nice. whats up dude?

whats up donger? did you get your jetai in yet?

hello? how are things my friend?

I do not. Many problems involving me needing to flash cash.

N-No reason...

Nothing really. Slight panic, and a good amount of dehydration.

Or a simple cover up :^)

>Best idol claimed

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No you
The ceiling. But seriously just laying in bed hoping that sleep will come
>Nice
Thanks you too

sucks m8. i finally got my woodland combat shirt and the last of the chinese chest rigs i ordered.

take a knee and drink water.

..Are you sure?

I have no you idea what your talking about :^)

I'm not a knight you dumb king~

Haha, I think it also might be a fever at work. Drinking water now, we'll see how it goes.

What reason could I p-possibly have to panic?

the blue light from your phone screen messed up your circadian rhythm it makes your body think it's day time and it makes it harder to sleep.

Probably this

getting sick because your coworkers cant cover their fucking mouths is literally cancer.

You tell me, you're the one who's panicing, you should know

T-That's uhhh, in response to... talking about candy! Ya!

Nah, if anything it was my fucked sleep schedule over the weekend coming around and biting me in the ass.

T-There is none! It was a test to see what you'd do, ha...haha...

Praise it, weebs

You could very well be my knight dumb tsun~
Oh shit I didn't realize
>4am now
Guess I'll fix that tomorrow

>Forgot pic

Im so glad I dont really get sick anymore. Unless shit goes south in which case Im fucked.
>praises hard

Just come out and say it

i've always been like that. I never get sick but when i do it's horrible and i am layed up for weeks.

i know that feel.
you just gonna say up and keep rolling until tonight?

You're acting really suspicious.. As if you're hiding something!

And you'd order me around~?
That'd give me the spooks

>sleep is for the weak, and I'm getting weaker by each passing seconds

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>Rory-sama
I guess so. Heh.

All the thighs.

>Maki
Heyo, how are you doing?

Nuh uh! I've got my reasons!

Hopefully it'll be completely fixed today.

I'm not hiding anything! I'm not acting suspicious! I'm acting completely normal!

I see some spicy conflict going on with Amatsu and Makoto

>Let's watch and see what happens

Yeah should make it easier to sleep tonight then I can reset my sleep schedule
>Nice image
>Give you the spooks
I wouldn't make you do something weird

Lewds

Whatever you say boss man~

Shoo~

Tohsaka Rin claim
>pokemon fire red edition
Cheated in masterballs and rare candies and a super rod
I caught a Gyarados

You can't escape the past, Boss. :^)

Pretty swell, been shaky these last days but things aren't that bad. Yourself?

No way! This is the main event of the night!

Shamefur dispray

>Nothing will happen, shoo~ indeed

What's that supposed to imply...?

Its okay, I made a clean backup save from before cheats


>inb4 cute
>inb4 tsundere

No love for Mine? :(

Ayy

She's Mine!

ITS MIEN ACTUALLY!

Knowing ya, you definitely would~

This isn't about the past, Maki :^)

Shoo you beef jerky~

Nothing nothing~

Ah damn, I've been caught out. Whatever shall I do now?

Is it like, she's yours, or you just say it as if "She is Mine!" as in, who she is?

Like what? :^)

SHE KNOWS.

Shut up, stale end piece of white bread!

I mean her name is Mine

good. No one steals others waifus >:(

SHE KNOWS WHAT?!

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You are definitely implying something!

Why though?!

Amatsu knows things about Makoto

>wink wink
>nudge nudge

How should I know? She was probably lurking.

So many thighs to be able to tell them all :^)

k

Am not!

Lurking is illegal though!

So are!

>So many thighs
That's an issue?

What does she know?

>Lurking is illegal though

Bullshit.

I lurk more than I post and I post a loooot.

Nu-uh!

I meant Things!
>it's not :^)

Oh, just a little. Like:

>how Makoto wouldn't mind being romanced by Amatsu

Let's tease her together :3

>Just cause it's illegal doesn't mean you get arrested
>It's like torrenting
>Illegal
But when the fuck has that ever stopped someone?

Stop being like Rin the Tsun Queen and just tell me!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

good evening faggots. MANDATORY claim

We know it's your fault c:

Yeah, I found too many on pixiv today.

I hope they'll go better soon~
I'm okay, nothing to be worried about.

Makoto a cute

I haven't even played the game.

My lips are sealed!

Give them to me~

Hey Makoto. I need a pic of your 11.

Kek :^)
>How Saber wouldn't mind being romanced by Amatsu
FIFY

I've only played a bit of the PSP version. Not fully translated, and emulated no less.

Sup Mavis.

How sealed are we talkin...?

Why's that?

>Makoto

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Im with bike enthusiasts.
>2009 650 Ninja

Ahhh, niiice. Tell em I said to do a sik woolie!

You love Amatsu don't you~
That's soo~ cute!

nice bike

And I'm NOT a tsun!

You're right. It's about your legacy. :^)

Much appreciated. Hope things stay like that for ya.

Explain this then

>How Saber wouldn't mind being romanced by Amatsu
wew
Poor lil' Kurisu :^)

As sealed as a nun's flower!

You agree with me?

God I love that blush
>send more


>I need coffee asap

youtu.be/7wWUM2Sj66k

Lots of lulz were had.

I do not! I can't! I won't allow myself to!
And yes you are, Tsun.

Thanks yo.

I'll have to change this somehow...

W-why?!
You love him~
>who's the tsun now?

Finally found a pic of mine after I got it.
>first day

>Inb4 screencapped
Just between you and me :^)

Absolutely nope :^)

Always glad~

>the Sons of Big Boss

L-lewd!

A user always used to send that, I grew attached to it I guess

No promises~

I'll ask nicely~

I do not!!!
>You!

Now paint it pink, become a living anime!

Goodnight waifu I can't keep my eyes open

E-Eh?! I wasn't thinking like that you perv!

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Goodnight lovely

Of course you didn't~

Do to!
>it was a rhetorical question!
Use clothepins or glue
Cute Tsundere Perv!
Have some more, cutie
>

I didn't!

Can't prove it!
>Suuuuuure!
Nou!

I can prove it! You said you didn't want to grow attached to Amatsu because you were discouraged when Mizore left you!
>You are being a tsundere! Accept your love of Amatsu!