I plan on driving into a large tree tomorrow. What speed do you think would make death almost certain?

I plan on driving into a large tree tomorrow. What speed do you think would make death almost certain?

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88mph

Won't that just take me back in time?

Why tree? Crowd is better

360 MPH into a round-a-bout

Because I don't want to inconvenience lots of people.

Even it would be a muslim parade?

That would be lovely but we don't have those here.

I guess...as fast as you can? And certainly above 80mph

Thank you.

55 mph w/o seatbelt does the trick. Obiously go as fast as you can to be sure.

88 miles per hours

as fast as you can, sans seatbelt, anything above 50mph should give it a pretty good go

tree fiddy

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Even 60 would be great imo. ps: where do you live i want to see the news.

light-speed

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pretty much guarantees it.

>implying I'm big enough to get on the news

dont drive into a tree. just get a rope and off yourself in your closet Robin Williams style. Make sure you shit before you kill yourself or the last memory people will have of you will be that you smelled like shit.

I'm a physics major. You need to travel no more than 20 mph without a seatbelt and without an airbag if you want to die. If you have an airbag, above 55mph. If you have a seatbelt, above 55mph. If you have both, literally just floor it

I've often thought about this, but I think a car crash would be quicker and less painful. I've experimented with asphyxiation and it's never been easy.

well dont forget to take the shit though

What did the tree do to deserve such a fate?! Your life is less precious than a tree. Do us a favour. Slit your wrists and keep the poor defenceless tress out of it. I double dare you cunt

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Drive as fast as possible and wear no seat belt.

Make sure you leave some kind of note with details of your intentions so no one has to spend ages trying to figure out how it happened.

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70km/h without seatbellt should do

Don't drive into a tree, kys with something more spectacular and original. Attach fireworks on yourself

Just fucking jump off a bridge so someone can use the car.

Don't fuck up a perfectly good tree.

You wont die from the crash, you'll die from the fire that erupts after the crash when you're trapped in your car.

Its a fucking horrible suicide method.

as fast as the car can go. what are you? an fucking idiot?

Why set a speed limit? Floor it. Most cars can do 100 mph pretty easy. Just take off your seat belt and gun it. Don't pussy out.

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If the fire doesn't get you after a horrible minute or two of burning alive, you'll suffer for many minutes from a crushed chest.

It's really not a good way to go.

Exceed 50....

Op, as someone who has tried this before please, just dont. I wanted to die for a long time before I decided to do it. Going down the interstate at 90 I just let go of the wheel. The incident report said my car rolled 5 times. I woke up pinned inside of my car for what seemed like hours. Seeing my family suffer through me being in the hospital was probably the worst part. 4 months of being in that bed, 15 months of rehab, and the fact that I still can't bend my right knee has made me hate life more than ever.

50mph

-get drunk
-no seatbelts
-drive as fast as you can (on a desert road)
-99% chance of dying

Don't drink. While intoxicated your body becomes limp. Why do you think that drunk drivers survive head on crashes when the family in the mini van that got hit didnt?

depands on the speed, you deccelerate from lets say 150km/h to 0 in less than 1 second without seat belt you are dead being drunk is only for blurring your mind and if you still think this wont work tie your neck arround the your seat

hit the weak spot for maximum damage!!!

but legit drift into it drivers side to really undo all the head on collision protection most cars have

no ludicrous speed

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very impressive but it's only luck in my opinion, but yeah if what you say is true it also works without being drunk

Luck probably has a lot to do with it. But just incase, don't get drunk

A tree? Don't go out like an underachieving faggot, go off a bridge. Just don't take any one out with you.

88

But you would end up facing the same way.

Download Pokemon go first, and have it open when you crash. That way you can be the first fatality

back to before you were born so you can kill your parents

I would say about tree fiddy

This

If you dont have your seat-belt on 35+mph probably will do the trick.
With the seat-belt you might stay alive even in 80mph crashes.
I'm a firefighter.