Prostate massage

Prostate massage
Update from yesterday's thread.
> trimmed all the hair down there and cleaned the best I could.
> had a few drinks to get relaxed.
> she dressed in sexy dominatrix style outfit.
> start with normal sex etc
> she moves down and starts blowing me and licking my balls.
> works her way to the taint and then full n salad tossing
> feelsamazing.jpg
> start to feel some pressure sprung my butthole, then I gasp and grab the mattress
> holyfuckitsin.webm
> feels like I'm about to shit myself but try to relax and let her keep going.
> she goes deeper, I'm squirming all over the bed but she keeps up and pushes in even more
> too much to handle this time and scream "beetle juice" my safe word Kek
> so no amazing pelvic orgasm just the feeling that I'm gonna poop on my girls hand
> a little disappointed and a little are today.
> we will try it again in the future tho
> idk how the fuck someone can take a dick in the ass tho, a finger feels huge!!

>yesterday's thread.
dunno hat you're talking about. screencap/pastebin or gtfo.

Eat shit?

why didn`t you say beetle juice two more times... he would have stretched you out

because you didn't relax..

BEETLE JUICE HAHAHAHA

I took a fist the other day and came harder than I've ever came in my life. Lube + Relax = Success.

Hairy fucker here.

What's the best way to shave your ass and asshole?

>"beetle juice"
this is YLYL gold. Gold, Jerry! GOLD.

use tin can

Carefully. With a razor.

But srsly: there's lots of flaps and folds down there, even for us dudes: so make sure to pull the skin in the area you're working on nice and tight. And go SLOWLY ffs.

I've heard and found it to be true that if you're dick and balls are cold and tightened up then it's easier to get your sack and shaft. ymmv

squat in the shower, don't use shaving cream it just gets in the way

wax it?

Thank you.

So a mini electric bikini waxer is a bad idea?

All about relaxing the anus. You need to spend some time exploring and fingering yourself. Be patient and take some time to figure out how to tighten and relax your hole. It kind of feels like that relaxation when you let go of a shit that's turtle-heading. Once you can do that release on demand, butt stuff feels fucking fantastic.

I used my electric shaver with the 1/8" adapter on it, worked really well and didnt take long at all.

it was a toss up between beetlejuice or candyman but im happy with my choice.

Ive never fingered my ass before though, Last night was the first time id had anything in my ass at all.
I just spoke to her and she didnt use lube! just spit.
She sad she had just pushed her whole finger in when I screamed beetlejuice.

I'm happy with your choice too. If only my wife was into shit where I even *needed* a safe word, I'd use it myself.

Then use some fucking lube! That shouldn't be to hard.

Well, if you're hella hairy then you need to get the big bushy shit out of the way first. Electric trimmer might be the best way to go, but if you're in an unplugged kind of mood you could CAREFULLY use a plain-old pair of scissors to whittle the rainforest down to something you can tackle with a razor.

As for bikini waxer/etc: never tried em, so I can't say. But my understanding is they *pull* the hair out, so be prepared for that shit to hurt user.

Get her tipsy and bring it up. My girl had never done it before but she seems determined to satisfy me in bed.
We texts back and firth about this stuff while at work, sometimes ts easier to bring these things up thru text rather than face to face when dont know they will react.

>first time
Well no wonder you didn't like it. It sucks until you know how to do it right.

>just spoke to her
You got me beat. I avoided the first girl to finger me and eat my ass like she was trying to assassinate me the next day. Granted, I didn't know her too well, but we lived in the same dorms.

>just spit
It can do the job, but lube is better and more plentiful. Don't blame the spit. But use lube next time.

We are texting abt it right now. She sad she will use lube next time and that she found my prostate so next time she is gonna blow my mind kek

Oh, I've tried. Many times. Craziest shit she'll do is let me nail her in the car. Which, I guess is something. Even trying to build on that hasn't gone anywhere..

She has been and still is super conservative while I've gotten more and more fucked up in my sexual interests (quoth the Sup Forums user, to the surprise of exactly no one).

Still, will help things if you explore things a little yourself. I actually couldn't understand what could be so great about butt play until I figured out how to work around some of the uncomfortable reflexes involved. If you don't finger yourself, you might give up before you get to the payoff. Believe me, it's worth the effort!

Hmm, she gets crazy with me. I'll help you out and bring it up with her this afternoon.

Thanks for the advice, I will give it a try I guess. She is getting into this a lot more than I thought she would. Says she is horny as hell at work just thinking abt it.

>underage shit post

Do u dominate her in bed? I found that helped me set a standard that she does what I want when I want.
Don't ask her if u can dominate her, just pin her down and fuck her like an alpha.
Also grab her head while she blows u and fuck her mouth so show her who is in control. She may get off in the fact u own her and then be ur sex slave to a certain extent

Use a stick with cutton on, lit it and start to dash ur asshole with the flames.
Go lightly but fast.
It will smell fuck afterwards so be sure to vent

Oh, like you are the pillar of quality that Sup Forums is built around. No wonder your wife isn't into you sexually.

You're welcome. One last word of advice: post pics!

I do
lurk more

I've tried that a bit, didn't get any pushback from her. But I think you're right: that's key. Alphafuck ftw. Will push it more next time ...whenever that is. Her libido is way way WAY lower than mine, which is just as much of a problem. Probably due to all the poundings she's getting from I'm sure

Didn't take any last night, honestly that was the last thing on mind. I spent the hours before hand sitting in the couch drinking worrying abt the fact my girl will be shoving her finger in my ass.
> am I clean enough
> will she think I'm weird
> what if I fart
> why if I like it more than regular sex
Next time I'll be more relaxed and might film it