/heem/: ufc 155 edition

Upcoming events:

7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/17: Professional Shooto 7/17 - Asuka vs Sawada
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: Brace 42 - Murphy vs Alchin
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem


Previous thread: News:

>JDS wants Bork
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/brock-lesnar-seriously-considering-another-fight-junior-dos-santos-says-hes-available

>Jacare: gib tittle shot
mmamania.com/2016/7/10/12139750/ufc-jacare-souza-honor-dan-henderson-with-hall-of-fame-induction-not-stealing-title-shot-mma

>Sage's glass immune system struck again ahead of UFC 200
mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138168/sage-northcutt-admits-he-was-hospitalized-for-staph-during-his-ufc

Free fights:

youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
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instagram.com/tigerschaub/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
youtube.com/watch?v=mO0WWQN8yCI
youtube.com/watch?v=_U2mD34oJPo
youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Schaub is a god

>watching UFC ever again after that shit show last night

"This can't be real"

You're a littoral dummy if you think Lineker is gonna beat Mayday!

good bait

These guys are still here?

I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF BROCK

DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAN

he's gonna tee off on mayday like a golf course son

Based Bulgaria

Obvious samefag alert

i do not associate with those who do not support john lineker

Who /ROSE/ here?

>just a minute honey I need to whore your arse for likes on Twitter

We could have unironically had a slight chance to see Jones vs Lesnar

So seriously, who wins

Is Schaub's life as good as social media would suggest?

the mother of his child reduced to instagram likes

>arse

this is just awful

more like cain vs. lesnar rematch
bjpenn.com/mma-news/brock-lesnar/brock-lesnar-discusses-a-potential-rematch-with-cain-velasquez/

there is 0 chance of this. jones would never in a million years take that fight, and even if he got paid 100 mil for it good chance if jon's back in 2 years borks gone

Jones literally just had to fight Gus again and Rumble and he could pretty much be done with LHW with no questions

>Jones vs Lesnar
now this is a meme I can get into

Golovkin beats both with his hands tied behind his back

You're so picky about your memes these days

>ywn be this GOAT

he had a child with a mexican in california it most likely won't end well for him

>and his child also reduced to instagram likes
instagram.com/tigerschaub/?hl=en

I agree but im not talking about golovkin

>reminder that the biggest and baddest card ever ended with a brown brazilian lesbo who can't even speak english standing tall

let that sink in

did anyone watch chael's first appearance on JRE? he's a good liar

she posted herself it first.

just when i thought nothing schaub couldn't do or say anything to make me hate him more

What sport would they compete in? We all know a boxer would shit his pants in MMA and vice versa.

The one where he tells the story of his dad telling him Bigfoot is real on his death bed?

His girl probably made that t.bh, bitches are crazy making IG's for their kids and dogs and shit

Cokes expensive son

>my daddy
Callen runs the page

>there are """"""""""humans"""""""""""" here who think Aldo can beat McGregor

Redpill my on Bryan Callen

After watching Aldo-Edgar last night it confirmed my suspicions that neither of them would beat Conor

They both looked like utter shit

who /TFATK/ here?
any of you guys watched tfatk3d? is it worth watching?
I like the podcast but from the clips of it I've seen, there whole gimmick doesn't work so well or seem funny when it's scripted.

hoo boy, i'm gonna have to double down my Schaubposting over the next week with all this fresh new content.
thanks lad

I see you

what is some /heem/ approved vidya lads

could we see another Brocktober this year?

youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM

They are too small never mind muh take downs

McGregor is the P4P goat at beating midgets

Holloway is the biggest threat since he's not a manlet

It has some legitimately funny moments and some really corny moments. Overall worth the watch. Some really great skits.

musta been pre-keto kid eh?

Chael would make a good pro-wrestler with em mic skills he has

His episode of Entourage was unironically hilarious

Choi would put McPotato on a stretcher

>He worked out for months in preparation for this role
>Still a chubber

>""""""""""""""schaubposter""""""""""""
>didn't know Brendan's son has a insta

Toribash

Top kek, Chael is hilarious.

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>Choi

Have to see the Chong Man against decent people first, if he can Heem top 10 guys hes a big danger

Conor looks like a goddamn supervillain

Dan Henderson reminds me of Popeye

EA Sports UFC 2, now sans Khabib Nurmagomedov doing the cross sign on a victory. Devs being careful.

I see it

Is that you?

>Brah, look at this d00d

because he knows good and goddamn well nate beats him, he makes his last and awful weight cut to fight aldo, gets beat by aldo and then goes to WWE as "the notorious" and must build a bad guy image for himself

bet you a dollar and a coke he has a "fight" with someone on the way to the ring for diaz 2

UFC 2™, you can't get closer to the genuine UFC fight fan experience™ than that.

>Is that you?
yes

Someone shoop hendo as popeye. I need this

top cuck

Choi is a glass jawed can, you weaboo fag

could happen

>mfw the Chael interview with him holding the fake belt isn't up on youtube anymore

it had such good bantz too

Baka desu nii-san

you now remember ufc 200 tate vs nunes

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And Conor almost got heemed by two jabs

Friendly heeminder

>People complained about the headliner
>The best heem on the card

Not even the best on the main card.

I forgot they started doing episodes of them at school

Series finale is still GOAT

You now remember UFC 138 Leben vs Munoz

argie with the old meme bantz

would pele dominate in todays ufc?

youtube.com/watch?v=mO0WWQN8yCI

I'm a 189er and what is this

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the series wasn't good because they didn't show them growing up like rugrats

>Acting gay is literally the foundation of TFATK's comedy

Really surprised Netflix didn't pick up his special.

>counting on an asian fighter to come through ever
please don't do this.

It honestly sucked though, I'd be pissed If I paid.

All that hype for lay and pray fags.

>He doesn't know about Japanese boxing
youtube.com/watch?v=_U2mD34oJPo

This.

literally -zero- memorable fights

As real as it gets

Aldo made Frankie look like an amateur.

>What is muay thai

If mcgregor loses to diaz again, can he keep the meme alive or will he become just be another top guy in the company instead of the biggest of all?

>I want my sport to be as dry and humorless as possible
And people wonder why Pride was good. Face it mma will always be considered a freakshow, ufc might as well cash in on it

Edgy Brah is live with Joey Diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4

189 was the real 200

Even had meme live artists for the walk in

why does everyone have to have a podcast these days?

Also, heemcast when?

Is he going to die?