They'll stone ya when you are all alone

>They'll stone ya when you are all alone
>I'll bone ya when you are walking home
A noble prize...for this?

Man I wish I had a noble prize...

Maybe you havent heard but

>The sun's not yellow
>Im way better than Saul Bellow

It's alright ma (I'm only bleeding)

You strawman fuck.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle till the moon is blue
Wiggle till the moon sees you
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, like a swarm of bees
Wiggle on your hands and knees
Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear
Wiggle till you wiggle right out of here
Wiggle till it opens, wiggle till it shuts
Wiggle till it bites, wiggle till it cuts
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle, you can raise the dead
Wiggle till you're high, wiggle till you're higher
Wiggle till you vomit fire
Wiggle till it whispers, wiggle till it hums
Wiggle till it answers, wiggle till it comes
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake
Wiggle like a big fat snake

>nobel prize in literature

>caught a train to detroit to fuck a nigger thot
>train ticket worth cause she suck that dick hot
>good nigger brain cant say that im bigoted
>two time her on the tracks, highway 69 revisited

and he won a noble prize?

>I don't want to watch no stinking James Bond
>I just wanna watch some girls lez out, preferably Blonde on Blonde

What a fucking twit!

>Here comes the blind commissioner
>They have him in a trance
>Once hand's in his back pocket
>And the other is in his pants

How he won da Nople Prize???

Calm down man it's a meme

my advise is to not let the boys in...

>I don't want to go back to the place were, in my pants, I shitted.
>But I had to so I guess it's gonna be Highway 61, Revisited

NAPEL PRISON.

>if you're black, you might as well not show up on the streets
>unless you wanna draw the heat
wow, how could this racist win a nobel prize?

>inhale that crack smoke that shit aint a sin
>let it all out now its blowin in the wind

NAVEL PERCOLATOR

>I don't have time for any stinking blacks
>If they ever try to look at me funny there will be Blood on the Tracks

Holy shit you're right dude.

>stretchy dong-a-long-along
>that's the entire song
NOTABLE PEBIX?!?!?!?!?!?

>MY DINGALING MY DINGALING
>SING RING MY SING A GING
wow cant bear nobell

>lay lady lay
>lemme slap that fat black ass

>niggers chimping out and acting feral
>thats why William Zantzinger killed Hattie Carroll
Noble Prince

i'm not gonna miss out on a good thread

>if you're travelling in the north country far
>my dick lifts the countertop i raise the bar

>The guilty undertaker sighs
>I thrust into your thighs
>I told you I was bigger but we all tell lies
>forget the country I want that cream pie

What the absolute fuck was he thinking?

>I dont wanna eatand i dont even wanna shower
>all i wanna do is hide along the watchtower

Damn.. where's his pulitzer

>and to the the black folks he was just a crazy nigger
>nobody doubted that their dicks were bigger

fuckin really?

>knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
>this song's Like A Rolling Stone

christ...

>bob dylan bars thread
classic dope lines nigga. sick flow and raps and punchlines nigga

>tfw you look like Bob Dylan

you must be a cool man.

>Now, every time you know when the well breaks down
>I just go pump on it some
>Rosemary, she likes to go to big places
>And just sit there waiting for me to cum
Those are actual lyrics from one of his best songs and that's why he got the Nobel Prize, because most of his songs were about fucking but he obscured it enough to make people think they were listening to the secrets of life itself if only they could figure it out

RIP B. Dylan that nigga look just like me

>the tracks that i two timed her on ten years back
>a man got shot on them, now there's blood on the tracks
Unbelievable. they hand out noble prizes to anyone these days, it seems

>Take me on a trip in your magic swirling ship
>when I get the thirst, I'll blast a baby in ya hips

NOTEWORTHY PAYMENT?

hello, brother

>and Ezra Pound and TS Eliot are fighting in the street
>If your bitch talks trash I'll split her legs beneath my sheets
Nigel Garage for that?

>I just found out that little Jo does porn,
>And these Visions of Johanna keep me up past the Dawn.

Your telling me that this got him a Nibble Pork?

yes. For this exact line

b-but he wrote that album for his niece!

no joke people have been insisting on me looking like the dude since i was 18

cant tell if it's good or bad

>I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm anymore
>I tickle her tits till she cream like a whore

NORWAY PROSE FOR WHAT?

>Donald Trump will build the highest wall
>It's a hard rain's a' gonna fall

FUCK. OFF.

>Hey, Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me
>Suck on a vagina, fuck on a knee

GET THIS MAN A NAKED POSE RIGHT NOW

>Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy
>But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, the blacks are all unemployed

>But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
>Indeed you're gonna have to serve somebody
>Well, it may be the White Man, if you're a black boy
>But you're gonna have to serve somebody

a real fall from his progressive roots... :(

will you be my bf

blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde?

kek

this thread is hot fiyah

>I hate that bitch, she's a fucking whore
>I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

Noodle Cup for this?

Best one

>Corina, Corina, You make my dick so long
>I been thirsting for you, baby, Come and suck on this dong

how did he get away with THIS?

stop

>I married ISIS on the fifth day of May

WTF??

I can't listen to Dylan ever since he won that meaningless price, now people are all over his dick yet they never listen to folk like ever.
It's obvious he won that price because they wanted to be different this year and because his carreer is done and he'll be dead soon...

I love how the 'real fans' of Sup Forums take every opportunity to have a 'real discussion' or whatever and use it to talk about how dead their career is

it's good bob dylan is a slick mothetfucker

>Sup Forums is gay
a board... for this??

>I was sittin' on the side of the road, with the nasty in my taxi
>You need a lift, you can sit between the backseat and my dick
>Tangled up in blue

>yet they never listen to folk like ever.
>bob dylan
>folk as the important genre of his work
t. pleb

>Then I went to my place and took a short nap
A noble prize...for this?

>i hate minorities and that includes asians
>I don't care if the times they are a-changin

how