Why are horse cocks flat and flared at the end and human cocks bulbous and rounded ?

Why are horse cocks flat and flared at the end and human cocks bulbous and rounded ?

Species Requirements

Because in the wild, there can be several horses mating a mare.
The flare at the tip of the horse's penis will pull out semen from other horses before him, while leaving and pushing his sperm in there. The flare basically acts like a plug.

Why do humans have hands but instead horses have hard lump with no fingers????

Because we're different species you stupid fuck

But our closest relatives (chimps) have long thin pencil dicks with no bell-end

10/10 would suck

>Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)18:17:50 No.694756319
>Why do humans have hands but instead horses have hard lump with no fingers????
Human dicks are similar but more evolved and we've kind of lost the trait

>Using a sketchy apk to browse Sup Forums

But that's not really how it works though...
The above user is right, it's natural selection in action.
Humans just "evolved", we just fuck and make babies, we don't live in the wild where predators can eat us any second.

There's no such thing as "more evolved"

I heard the human penis evolved as a response to female infidelity, its supposedly shape to scoop out the last guy's load

Basically only the sluttiest of life forms may have this trait

penises can pull out semen

uncircumcised penis can actually capture another mans semen under the foreskin and then can impregnate a woman he never fucked.

uncircumcised men can cuck themselves

Incorrect.
Evolution is a chronological process. Ergo, something "more evolved" would be a standardized mutation across a sample population whose origins are more recent than a comparative mutation from a second sample population.

You noodle-sucking gook.

someone caught his wife fucking an uncut dude

They're really not that different from an anatomy perspective.

Rather cuck myself accidentally than have a jew doctor mutilate my dick

lol nope

Just post a vid already.

Yup
Spoken like a person who yup

Why arent there videos of women getting rammed by horse cock?

Btw The flare at the end is so it can enter the right hole, and not enter the asshole of the female. Thats what I remember, dont remember from where so dont ask, might be wrong

it was prolly me
i suggested i knock her up and have her make you believe the kid was yours and have you raise it, and she fucking locked her legs around me. have fun cucky

horse cocks only flare when they get close to climax and during, its to hold as much of their seed inside when they cum as possible thats why it gets so wide.

The flare at the end only comes when the horse is (close to) cumming. Not at point of penetration.

I might give it a try, any decent bestiality sites ?

are you literally retarded.

The flare only forms right before and during orgasm. Which means it has to already be inside to form.

My bad, i thought it forms during the erection. Im not a horse dick expert.

>What is knotting

kek

Also not knotting.

I swear this thread is full of retards.

kek

...Knotting happens with dogs, and that's not why knotting happens or what it does.

Was that a boy or a girl horse?

M8 its basically the same fucking thing without the scooping part.

No wonder the jews push swinger lifestyles so hard

Any videos of those scenarios?

So you'll have more variety in your sex life OP when you're taking dicks in your shitter.

Why is it always white girls fucking animals? Do white men aren't good enough? Wtf?

ill just say what everyone else is thinking
wtb horse fucking webms

AOZ gonna close in a month

Most of them are Brazilian girls

Lots on 8ch zoo board

Too big to post hete

No it fucking isn't you fucking moron, holy shit. Go learn about animal anatomy and mating behavior first ffs.

Huzzah

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I already did many times, thanks.

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Why you always lyin

Yes quite lovely. I prefer pink or browni lips though.

Why would I be lying?

>Im not a horse dick expert.
Then why post about a horse's flare then, you horses arse?

DONT STOP WITH WEBM

This is the only other one I got

Mfw legacy captcha was 621

That's not hurse, is snek.

fucking lold

Where do you find this stuff for free?

Sup Forums.org/b

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You don't. You want the good stuff, you pay for it.

Stop lying, go to 8ch and go to the zoo section, tons of good webms with sound longer than 30 seconds in most cases

Don't post in a horse thread if you don't know shit about horses.

Porn socket, dude.

Her name is Ariel

She's part of Zooskool I think

Full video can be found on pornsocket

Your welcome.

This is what I know about horses

my goal in life is to marry a girl thats into having sex with dogs

thats not even how sneks fuck... shes supposed to extend her protopenis and wrap it around the males penis while he ejeculates

where can I find more like this

that's one of the hottest things I've ever seen

>accidentally double click and highlight a chunk of text, quick reply without looking
>using a sketchy apk

Maybe you can parrot words you read on Sup Forums again next time and not look like a total retard.

Probably not though.

my nigga

Go to 8 chan,
It has a beast thread.

Try asking a horse instead of Sup Forums. We're not horses

Stupid faggot

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>something "more evolved" would be a standardized mutation across a sample population whose origins are more recent than a comparative mutation from a second sample population.
What? Having a more recent mutation across a species doesn't qualify you as being "more evolved" than another species. Insect species are selected for resistance to pesticides nearly constantly, they have more recent and more frequent mutations than humans do because they reproduce more, essentially anything that reproduces more often than humans has a likelihood of having more frequent (and by relation, recent) mutations. Doesn't mean they're "more evolved" than us.

You cum-guzzling fuckboy.

make your own and share it on Sup Forums so the rest of us can enjoy more

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And?

bumping with a donkey fucking a dog

That feature evolved to scoop out rival sperm.

In primates, rival sperm attack each other. There are several different types of sperm and each type has a unique function. Some sperm link tails with their own kind and form a wall that is used to block rival sperm. Some sperm will link tails with rival sperm and go limp, acting as an anchor and preventing it from traveling to the egg in a timely manner. There are two different types of sprinters. One type will sprint to the egg and try to penetrate it and the other type will sprint to the egg and rather than try to penetrate it, it will orbit the egg searching for rival sperm and once it encounters rival sperm, it will knock it away from the egg.

The point is, none of these male traits would have ever evolved if females where not naturally promiscuous.

Which board is it under

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Why would your penis ever been near another man's sperm in the first place

so do you

Does the video still exist? I have never seen it

by inserting it into a vagina that had fucked another man shortly before you fucked it.

Maybe beasttracker( dot )net

wat

There are, just gotta know where to find them.

That is a cause not a reason

I don't know, but why not go and suck on one, before delivering your enlightened conclusions to us?

time does not exist friend. there is only now.

Yeah, that's true. Better wait until the baby is born, it will clean the semen.

Wat he sed

Zoo is gone

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image stills are from Beastforum. The guy said these were all digitalized and heavily compressed from VHS tapes. As far as anyone knows, the videos have never reached the web.

Link to the imgur library?