This guy walks up and smacks you're gfs' ass, what do?

this guy walks up and smacks you're gfs' ass, what do?

MR PIANO, here have my protein shake, 8 scoops just for you!

I sage your cringeworthy newfag thread.

smack his gfs ass, look him straight in the nostrils and say: now we are even.

Smack his ass and tell him to fuck off

In real life you would hit him no matter how big he is if he did that to your girlfriend. Just because he's big doesn't mean he can fight.

Glass the cunt

drug and rape him.

Make fun of op for using bad grammar

feisty one you are.

>Take out my Glock
>Shoot them both

Smack and run he looks like he is a slow faggot

It's right though

Use my dodge to run over him and 79 others.

cnt.
>take his dick out. shove it up my ass
>rape my asshole with a dead mans dick.
>shoot myself with same glock for being a waste of human flesh.

quick, ask me how i know your a virgin?

This guy smacks your gfs ass,
Still gona hit him?

ayyyylmao

>your
>you're
>ask someone on Sup Forums to ask him...
>no

>your
It's entertainment. Also it's everybody's thread as all of Sup Forums shares entertainment as a common goal. Therefore it's your thread just as much as it is OP's.

no, i'd ask this guy to hit him and tell him he will be well rewarded.

The Moutain That Rides? Fuck that. You hit OP's guy. But when the Mountain smacks your girl's ass, you get a new girl.

samefag.

>Sup Forums
>Common goal
Pick one.

This dude is wreckless. To his own body and towards others. Just look at how he smacked up a mentally challenged person (Jason Genova) in public at a meet and greet event.

I leave my humanity behind.

lol rich "synthol" piana.
I poke one of his "muscles" with a needle and watch his goo leave his body until he's just bones and skin

If you can't kick people out, its not your thread.

Hang around his neck, he wont be able to reach his back and take you away. Not very effective, maybe, but sure as fuck would look funny

vape him to death and roll away on my electric hoverboard scooter

Top kek

Thanks for brightening up the day user

guys....
I can't stop looking at this picture.
I see it in the catalogue and have to immediately enter any thread containing it just can't... stop... staring...
I don't know if it's the eyes... the muscles... the weird posture... something about this picture maintains my focus... it's almost like a horror show. you can't turn away...
maybe he reminds me of someone?
this man has begun haunting my dreams.

help.

Call Exxon on his ass.

This fucker hides oil for days!!

vape back

fight vape with vape vape vape

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!

Fucking newfags all of you
>bend over
>spead cheeks
>shit on shoes
>yell I have autism you can't hurt me or mommy send you away Balloon man
>360 walk away

i give him some juice so his heart explodes once and for all

my crossfit show motherfuckers

Head butt him right in the nose as hard as I possibly can, then knee him in the groin as hard as I possibly can, then stick my finger in his eye ball as far as it will possibly go. I don't care how big a man you are, if your nose is broken immediately, you can't really see well for a bit, and during that not seeing time, I stick my finger in your eye and you can't see forever.

...

>be dude minding own business
>girl bumps into dude
>user, I think that guy just touched my ass
>internetbadassincoming.jpg
>attempt to headbutt
>get knocked down because a foot shorter than dude
>helps you up
>b-but muh honor

Ask him what it's like to be in ff7

this guy here
FUCK that's it! that's why I can't stop looking at him... the resemblance is uncanny.

i kinda get u fam

i spent the last 2 minutes watching it

how do fuck do u even get to look like that?
fucking workout and roid overdose? ffs

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

i'm gonna brofist him and ask him if i can go for a 8 hours arms workout with him

Kek

Kek

>not knowing about rich piana

his steroid cycle is immense as fuck

>steroid cycle
what is that?

dont know whos that nigger.
too lazy to google

GOOOOD FUCKIN MORNIN GOD DAMMIT

>implying sage still exists / works

it does exist. as to it "working"

it still maintains its original function. just doesn't do much because, well the immensity of Sup Forums negates a single sage

Stab the cunt

I'll assume he's spend too much time in the gym and has no idea how to fight and then punch him right in his cunt.

Dangle my keys above his head.

Take out my slingshot from my pocket aim it at his crotch and shoot deku seeds at this motherfucker.

Nothing, Fem gf has already started suing for sex harassment before dude can even pull his hand back. Sorry, dude. Life over. Thas why I'm still with her. Afraid of breakup lawyering

Give him a paper cut across one of those bulging veins and watch him bleed out while pressurized blood sprays in a fine mist across my grinning face. Blood bukkano, good bamd name or no?

dude 3rd day in a row of this thread? why?

Nothing because he said "Good Game" after smacking her ass.

Good sportsmanship

pop his arms

Laugh at him because i dont have a girlfriend

steal this faggots roids

I dont care if he smashes my hand

...

Take 10 scoops and leave humanity behind so I no longer need a gf

>cookie time!
>oops busted!

stare him in the eyes, shove a glass bottle half way up my ass and clench butt muscles until it shatters while busting a forehead blood vessel to show im a serious motherfucker. then force gf to suck his dick to display my alpha prowess.

Unscrew the gas nozzle from his helium tank. He'll go flying away.

found the aussie!

Kick his fucking knee backwards, beat the shit out of him.

Get the shit beat out of me

Tell him that he is copypasta.

Pop his fucked up muscles with a pin

Give him a free coupon to a sauna :^)

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR COUNTRY WILL GET TRUCK'D
Nice trips btw

Is that a fly on his right arm?

comb his hair

Stab him?

i take a pin needle and poke a hole in one of his veins and watch as he bleeds to death

what about the glass in your anus you fucking retard?

you can't bleed to death from a pin prick to a vein. even cutting open a vein wouldn't do much.

> Push my gf aside and look him straight in the eyes
> "Apologize to my lady, you rascal, or i'm going so skewer you head to toe"
> Flash katana i'm hiding under my trenchcoat
> He apologizes and pretends to leave, only to attack me from behind when i turn away
> "Heh. You're too predictable." I whisper with a smirk
> I grab my fedora and push a button hidden under the tip, blades spring out of the sides of my hat
> "Take thiiiis!" i scream, as i throw the hat towards Chad
> The hat hits him right in the throat, stopping him in his tracks as he runs towards me
> "You're finished now! Heavenly slash!!" *draws katana and cuts him in half*
> I retrieve my hat and wipe off the blood as my gf hugs me
> she's horny as fuck
> she leans forward and whispers in my ear "You're so cool, user...If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

check your autism boy

It's plain English you retard. What do you think it means?

Be like "who the fuck is that chick"? I'm gay. Go about day/night.

Pop his mooscles with a needle xd

laugh uncontrollably

If push comes to shove
>Take out the floppy
>Cut his right bicep
He'll bleed like it's Christmas

poke with needle

> gaining one pound a day for 30 days
This man is going to die. The human body wasn't meant for such rapid growth. Good god.

Kek
> trying this hard

pull out phone and catch the weedle. show him my accomplishment as an advanced skill level intellectual and walk out laughing about how many weedles i caught this week alone.

check your edge faggot