Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this
what do

run away because you're a faggot and girls scare you

ugh fake tits and visible rib cage no thank you.

She doesn't even have a feminine penis, 0/10

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turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck away

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2π rad

Make babies

that would end you up with the same direction.. 180 degree moron....

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>newfag
>bait
pick one

>being this new
>posting

GET BACK TO LURKING YOU FUCKING MAGGOT

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Wake up.

Give her some clothes and send her on her way. She's a whore with fake tits, not appealing.

please... please stop.

>hi mom

fuck you wanker

Sex in the mssionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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I'd make her eggs

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Tell her to remove those fake tits

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>remove those fake tits
>remove
>remove

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

"Why and how the fuck did a bed get in my bathroom? Are you a wizard?"

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this fucking new

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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call my mom