Alright faggots, lets hear your excuses

alright faggots, lets hear your excuses.

Because I look like Brian Peppers on crack

not many female friends and I'm not very interested in meeting new ones

honestly i'm just too lazy and high to do anything about it. i tend to stumble into relationships once every couple of years and it always peters out about a year in because i never put in any fucking effort. other than sex i honestly don't like women much and won't go out of my way for one.

i'm also not great looking and enjoy spending a lot of time alone.

Because I choose to be single.

Money>women
That's why I don't commit

Because am faggitboi

cus im a fat pussy! not for long!

i'm exactly like you user but I don't get High any more. I drink booze a lot though.
I can not be fucked to even look for a gf, Iv'e got to that point where I don't overly care about my appearance or care about fashion any more too.

still think about my ex which kills it.

Thanks for the compliment OP.

I don't have one because I don't want one. They are a hassle and nowadays it's not about love anymore but about what you can do for them.

I have a girlfriend.

/thread

I have one.

cuz ur all fagets

I lack courage.

Cuz I got married and the missus would cut them off if she found out

my wife would frown upon it

...

You just said why:
>because I'm a wonderful guy
which women in general don't like. They want the jackasses instead, even going so far as to letting these guys cum inside them and produce a child neither of them are willing or able to take care of.

But it's fine; I'm actually enjoying my solitude. I like my hobbies and don't want to change them just so so me woman *might* give me sex at one point or another. Get with a woman, and I'll have to change everything about myself just to keep her around. I see this happen to other men all the time, especially ones who are married.

So I took the Red Pill, and now there's no going back. Women might think of me as some "boring loser" or whatever, but that's fine. The wolf doesn't care about the opinions of the sheep.

>still think about my ex which kills it.

i drink a lot of booze too for this reason.

I like boipussy

Because the only thing that gets me off is porn

I'm thirteen

Women got nothing to offer but used pussy

i have a girlfriend!


my right hand

Asexual not by choice

i am mildly autistic i am not really that bad but when you struggle to make friends getting a girlfriend is pretty mystifying especially when you are constantly in autistic depression and barely want to get up and go to work in the morning let alone work up the courage to talk to ladies and get shot down

Lat long term relationship ended 1.5 years ago after 3 years and just don't have drive. 3 grills I dated after we're crazy. All I do is vidya games, play guitar and dab. Would love to find a musicAL stoner chick but petrified by women I'm attracted to. Pic has similar body type but mine was cuter and a blonde

i love seeing the responses in these threads b/c it shows that more and more guys are waking up instead of walking blindly into the meatgrinder of marriage

Cuz U are fucking my douchebag friend.

I AM GAY

My dick is too big

people call me hot and act flirty with me, but then i text people and get that one word response shit. i get hella mixed messages and it pisses me off. also bc i dumped my ex bc she was a cheating bitch who was bipolar and depressed

Bad breath
Ectomorph
Shy
Low self esteem
Not many girls are on my course.
Church girls are too 'religious' or too 'freaky' for me.

Because I just got out of a relationship, and they're fucking exhausting. I'd rather come and go as I please. Women aren't worth more than the wet hole between their legs anymore. If I think about it too hard I get depressed, so I don't.

I'm too shy to ask anyone out. Curret gf asked me out 16 months now. Leaving her tomorrow. been putting it off for 7 months. feelsbadman

Plus, I have an intimidating presence which scares the life out of them.

Most of them talk to me because I'm mysterious.

In the long term, prostitutes are cheaper

I'm a fat, edgy loser who doesn't go outside

this generation of women arent worth committing to as evidenced by many of them treating men and relationships and sometimes even children as disposable. there's no reason to take something seriously when it's disposable.

Jesus christ, are you me?

Satanic checked

I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!

- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing

I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.

>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.

because the middle east is shit

I drink for the same reason as you bros, cheers
And the no gf part, even tho it would be nice, I'm a person who doesn't need a significant other to make me happy, and I think it's funny how my ex got 4 other boyfriends after me

Wew lad I hope this is pasta

so that one day you may travel the world with that money and fuck beautiful girls from many different countries. I like you. You're smart.

Because I simply can't get a girlfriend. It's too damn hard.

No, it's from the heart. Look into what MGTOW is.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...

too afraid to talk to women cause ill be a retard in front of them
not really ugly, in good shape though so i guess i got that goin for me

> The wolf doesn't care about the opinions of the sheep.
you got some issues user.

not that user, but mind = blown @ mgtow

I literally don't know, but its obvious that I'm doing something wrong. A transexual said I looked incredibly handsome though, so thats something.

Wtf. Is march 8?

Tbh i have no idea how all that shit works

...

let me guess.

shes asian.

mother's day where i live

Explain.

Yeah?

Ditched my Gf of 7 years, last November, she was schizophrenic and accused me of attempted murder after an argument (case was admonished). She was also a heavy drinker and would spend 3 days at a time on whisky binges.
I hooked up with an ex after this (an EX-schizophrenic - I sure know how to pick 'em, eh...), but she is a whore, who daily downs about 6 of the shops' own brand of lagers for breakfast, so I can't be arsed having anything to do with her.

I'll stay fap-happy for now, thanks!

...

I have no excuses. I'm just a complete fucking failure. I fucking hate myself.

If she's not a mother she can fuck off

you see yourself as a wolf and women as sheep. you see yourself as dominant.just because you dont want to "change". the way you say it it makes relationships sound like something horrible

Because i love taking huge dicks up my ass for money

Pajeet, it's Women's Day.

We don't have it here in India.

Not one of my top priorities right now

I'm unattractive and apparently my standards are too high.

My wife wouldn't like it

b/c ur the only girl that thinks that??

You don't fool me mr spoder :(

Because I'm a loser!

but you got these sweet dubs user

yea, i'm incredibly blown away by the fact that while i respect the right of people to choose their lifestyle for themselves, but to make a whole movement out of it and give it a fucking name is really fucking stupid. i mean MGTOW, what the fuck kind of name is that, a bunch of guys with brainpower unfettered by the worldly distractions of women and fun could've surely come up with a better name even if they decided that a movement was a good idea in the first place.

honestly, i don't know. can't say i'm unattractive, but i'm reaching an age where people are starting to ask questions

Because it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm still up on this shitty board.
Because I need to wake up and go to work in three hours.
Because after I'm done and come home at 19:23 tomorrow I'll be back here

Relationships *are* something horrible, and the way women behave (and people in general) is very sheepish. I've learned that women are generally useless outside of sex, and this is proven by how clueless they are when it comes to even the most basic of things.

Men
Going
Their
Own
Way

Yes, the movement is a good idea, because it encourages men to think for themselves and not fall into society's mold of
>get married, have kids, go into insurmountable amounts of debt, pretend to be happy, etc
Men need this, because for far too long, we've been allowing ourselves to be controlled by women and, more specifically, pussy.

We say, "fuck women," not in the literal sense, but in the sense that we no longer care about them or need anything from them. There's nothing a woman can do for me that I can't for myself.

>34
>already divorced
>don't want to deal with their shit anymore
>whores are way cheaper in the long run and won't cheat on you lol
>will not regard any women as relationship material anymore just as the slut they all are

also she now owns my Porsche, yeah that sounds about fair!

I'm thirteen. Really.

Why did you post a picture of pokémon?

someone's playin pokemon go

because i live in a small town, and my appearance/demeanor aren't friendly

...

B&B&B&

im black without money and i smell
sheeeeeeit

this. Friend of mine had this epiphany the other day. Life's too short for that shit...

...fuck, user. That's all I can say. :/

why does it seem so hard to get a gf? im not even ugly, im in good shape, but the fucking girls just ignore me and go out with these ugly faggots

>will not regard any women as relationship material anymore just as the slut they all are

I feel you, mate.. I feel you

Wtf is that

No balls :(
I am beta, save meh

No, I'm Thirteen

Jokes on you, im actually
Kinderman

Probably because they have better personalities

post face pic

MODS

NFKRZ the russian emoji

you must get all the pussy

Liar

i dont have the emotional capacity for another person

I enjoy solitude too much.

At least they're asking. I've been single since '05 (I'm 27 now), and no one's asking me anything. I think my family members are starting to assume I'm gay, but won't come out and say that.

My wife would disapprove. Now get out of my house.