/heem/: Infowars Edition

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UFC sold for $4 billion to WME-IMG and MSD capital.
nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0

Hendo vs Bisping 2 Official for UFC 204
mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly

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Joanna x 209

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Brendan Schaub was robbed against Andrei Arlovski

scoggins

beautiful white babies
make american great again and fucking breed as many white babies as you can
specially white warrior babies

Powerful edition

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>China solves MMA
>half asian GOATs dominate every weight class

You giving me that dick tonight, Cain?

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just posting shit

/r/ing webms of JJ and Claudia

Feel so underwhelmed about 200 and the whole fight week desu lads. There were a load of fights I was really looking forward to seeing but basically all of those fights ended up being one sided rape fests:

>RDA meme'd on by Alvarez
>Gomi meme'd on by Miller
>Sanchez meme'd on by Lauzon
>Silva meme'd on by DC
>Tate meme'd on by Nunez
>Lovely Claudinha wrestlefucking for 2 round then meme'd on for 3
>Hunto getting wrestlefucked
>Aldo and Frankie swing and miss for 5 rounds like the first fight

Though Aldo vs Edgar was probably the best fight I don't feel like any of the others were good, or even competitive. Just one sided lol fests.

Is she even relevant anymore?

instagram.com/rondarousey/

As long as people keep talking about her, yes

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two of the most fucked up faces in MMA honestly

>dat lady like stagger from Claudia at :05

Any pre-roid pics of Claudia?

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post your old joe pics in respect of his retirement

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Webm of that fat piece of shit getting heem liver kicked by Anderson?

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claudia is tough, her nose survived joanna

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Lesnar wont be able to cope with hunts punches they said

Best I've got

Based Callen in new Looking for a Fight

Anyone think Cormier sold the kick really well to maybe get the crowd more into the fight and silence the boos?

Who /sea level Cain/ here?

Honda probably shit herself when her man get hit with that first wheel kick

I haven't watched the last 3 or 4 of those now
I've been meaning to but it is what it is

Might never get round to it

Nope. That's a painful shot. Silva dug the ball of the foot right into his ribs. Wrestlers don't react well to body shots for some reason. Cormier said after he knew he couldn't take a shot like that again.

No

After that shot I was rooting so hard for Silva to somehow get that KO
I think everyone in that arena was

I feel sorry for DC, he didn't seem to realise people were cheering him and falling on his side after this Jones thing, but they found his performance boring as shit so they booed it and in turn booed him. He could have won some people over this week

I dont know why he wouldnt want to try to make this non serious fight entertaining

Johny Hendricks

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qaQ1KRrgo

Beast

All shots hurt, he couldn't keep a poker face because he just wasn't really in the mood to fight Anderson, and he already had 3 rounds in the bag, he was just waiting for the fight to be over.

No that legit looked painful.

because he fights to fucking win and he'll do whats most likely to get him that win.

He literally stood to make six or seven figures more if he won than if he lost, putting that money on the line to silence a few upset fans is retarded.

SCHAUB IS CANCER INCARNATED

Brock vs Derrick Lewis next

Then do Brock vs Heavyweight champion for retirement fight

>$4 billion

wut

>casual: the post
yeah, good analysis, there, man!

Nah, little for Brock to gain in that.

Brock vs Werdum

Brock shocks us and wins.

So the chinks didn't buy the UFC? Too bad.
Also, post your yfw Hendo reheem Bong and becomes MW champ at 45

I feel like he did at some points
He engaged in standup at times when I don't feel it was necessary
Silva could do nothing to stop his takedowns

ufc.com/media/UFC-200-johny-hendricks-Backstage-Interview

hit me right in the feels

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Who here is hyped for Army Man vs Gay Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo

I thought this was a meme

Are latinos actually considered white in the USA?

I don't like johny all that much but man I kinda feel for him. hope he manages to figure his shit out and do better.

Tim gonna fuck that dude up now that he's off the jesus juice

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Is Tim getting off the juice too?

It's just them shifty illegals up to their tricks again

shit i didn't realize he landed with the ball of the foot. that's some karate shit

Dan Henderson KO's Bisping and vacates the belt.

What is the next move?

its a mt teep breh

florida

depends on what the rest of the top 5 do in their next fights.

Army Man is possibly the cleanest fighter in the sport. He gets tested a shit ton in the special forces so there is no possible way that he is on any juice.

lol

why would an army test for a substance that makes better soldiers?

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Run with Trump as VP, the only sensible move to make.

Roids don't make better soldiers potato farmer

Then they don't make better fighters

Fat car man is right

Not a meme, they consider you a "non-black Hispanic"

Every time I fill out a government form, I get a laugh at how retarded it is.

it depends it obviously didn't make ken shamrock a better fighter. THe US army definitely doesdrug testing look it up at least

>I think Tim Kennedy is natty

It's not a teep m8. It's a round kick landing with the ball of the foot. Pretty easy to break your toes doing it. Silva shows it at demonstrations all the time.

More like they collect piss and blood samples to help them in their efforts to develop genetically engineered super soldiers

>I don't do any research about US Army drug testing

he has been tested 5 times so far, also been tested a ton of times by the US army

could you at least do a little bit of research if you're gonna argue this topic?

>goofs think this is natty

:,(

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>doing research

You think the US Army is going to publicize the unethical practices they engage in?

fucking google search it at least cause you're making yourself look retarded. He gets tested a fuckton by the special forces

train hard, creatine, protein, wala

implying there is such a thing. go away

Can Joanna posting be a thing?

not only does he get tested my US Army but hes also been tested by usada a shit ton. Any supplement he takes, he goes to USADA first and asks them if its ok

I wonder if Tim actually believes he's clean

yall are fucking retarded you can't even join the US armed forces without passing a drug test

Schaub is a good UFC fighter

>not accepting facts
>refusing to do any research
>repeating the same shit
>being this fucking retarded

You can get prescribed HGH while serving duty m8.

>muh facts
>muh research
>muh government wouldn't lie

This is the US Army we're talking about. You think everything they do is out in the open for everyone to see?

No because that would be retarded

you are both ignoring the fact that he has been tested multiple times by USADA and passed though

So have a lot of fighters. Even fighters who have subsequently failed.

And all it would take is a a phone call from a big scary top secret general and those results would be thrown in the shredder anyway

>the US army doesn't want testosterone fuelled roid ragers
when did this happen?

means nothing, just look at lesnar.
if you actually believe lesnar is natty you seriously need to kys and not even think about reproducing.

which fighters have subsequently failed? if this was true they wouldn't have popped jon jones 2 days befor the biggest event in ufc history, USADA doesn't fucking play.

Also i encourage you to try to join the US military system without passing a series of drug tests

He's white boy who's jacked, get over it.
idk why they do it i just know that they do it. don't roids affect youre judgement? you don't a top soldier roid raging with a powerful weapon and attacking a fellow US soldier

I hope you're intelligent enough to understand that everything has to do with TIMING.
USADA tests you randomly, making it much harder to run a cycle but doesn't make it impossible.
HGH is out of your system within 24 hours, and USADA doesn't test every single day.