Fucked up jokes thread anons

Fucked up jokes thread anons.

I'm not racist.

I have a colored TV

What's the best hotel in history?

>Auschwitz, 1.3 million stars

Kys

I'm not either, I have nothing against black people.
Everybody should own one.

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On the side of my Viagra bottle it says "Keep away from children"

What kind of sick pervert do they think I am?, that I cant keep an erection with a child?

>Be this user
>"Dang, I have to write kill yourself a lot"
>"Hmm, maybe I'll shorten it to "KYS"

Go back to school edge lord

Hi Jimmy, Big fan!

Whats the worst part of sex with a nine year old?

Getting blood out of your clown suit.

Whats the best part?

Cold nine year old sandwich for lunch tomorrow!

There are a lot of niggers in the world user

"Lets not turn this rape into a murder"

but there are less niggers than normal people

you think you're scared? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone.

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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

Rolaids.

What is the hardest part of blending a dead baby?

Holding the camera and wanking at the same time.

Why are jew noses so big?

Air is free.

I'm the last random thing alive.

Whats Black and eats Pussy?

Cervical Cancer

What's the différence between Michael Phelps and Hitler ?
Phelps is the only one who could finish a race.

How do you fit 30 babies into a bowl?

You blend them.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

what does the banana say to the monkey

Hey i am nutritious !

since the monkey is a nigger he says

i´ll eat your foreskin because my ancestors are jews

Da Dum tss...

My face

Well enough niggers in white skin were allowed to outlaw slavery and now this bullshit with black lives matter... I think we're out numbered anyway.
>Dumb white person = Nigger lover = nigger

What did the farmer say when he came out of the store and saw that his truck was missing?

"Where's my truck?"

What's worse than shoveling dead babies off of a sidewalk? Using a snowblower.

Miss me ?

What's the difference between two dicks and a joke?


You can't take a joke

I actually happened to kek

What's the best part of fucking a newborn baby?

Deep throat, no matter which way up you hold it.

good point

>I drove my Truck into a crowd in Nice.

>I was an alcohol.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug-dealer?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six-offender.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

You mean the letter G?
See V en
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Babies are wow, can't kill me.
117

>Works better when spoken.

What's the best part of having sex with twentysix year olds?

>There are twenty of them.

What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

>Niel Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.

>Micheal Jackson fucked kids.

A priest and a rabbi are standing on a street corner when the local middle school lets out a few children walk by and the priest leans over to the rabbi and says "hey let's take this next little boy behind the bushes and fuck him." to which the rabbi replies "out of what?"

I just found out my sister is pregnant

i cant wait to be a grandfather

i don't get it

its a joke about how jews are terrible people

The Jew wants to steal his money and the Catholic wants to steal his innocents but they both want to "fuck him" and had a miscommunication

Worse?

So many 12 year old summer fags trying in this thread.... fucking sad. You faggots can google better jokes than the weak shit I am seeing

How do you tell if a dudes gay? If you fuck him in the ass and he gets a boner.
The hardest part of being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
There are thirty cows in a field and 20 ate (28) chicken, how many didn't?

Yeah we are weak but you depend on google to do your thinking for you.

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A Muslim father attempts to teach his young son about Islam

one week later they are still scraping bits of them off of the street

My manager got angry at me the other day for coming into his house without asking. Just wait until he hears about his daughter.

>Checked

Why do I have to be God?

Whats the best part of having a child in the Make a wish foundation?

Not needing a college fund.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
>there's twenty of them

they grow up quick

Motherfuck

Auschwitz doesn't allow Pokemon Go any longer because
they don't like people pretending to be Ash.

faggot

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I've got the funniest racist/sexist joke EVER...
Donald Trump! Bwahahahahgaha lololololololo LULZLULZLULZ!!!!!

What do you call the girl in my basement? Dead and filled with semen.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Michael comes in their faces before they're teens