Why are catholic countries better at soccer than everyone else? What's their secret?

Why are catholic countries better at soccer than everyone else? What's their secret?

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God is the greates PED

Shitholes where people don't work.

People have no integrity so aren't afraid to cheat.

poverty and sometimes generations of inbred bavarians

that doesn't sound like a good excuse, otherwise there would be plenty of bigger shitholes that would be more successful but instead suck at it. Also countries like Spain and Italy are first world.

>Also countries like Spain and Italy are first world
In all honesty Mario, if your tap water tastes like chlorine I wouldn't call you first world

you must be joking. Italian tap water is literally god-tier in 90% of places

fine, sometimes generations of inbred terrones and catalans factor in too

Tfw Protestants are mad

Shit tier sect

Catholics? Pfff Islamic masterrace here

I've been to multiple places in Italy and to the whole Mediterranean in general and the water wasn't even remotely comparable to the shit we have at home. Hell it even tasted like shit in Ireland and America.

So far only Germany and Belgium managed to provide me with regular quality water

>inbred terrones
don't you usually say we are incredibly mixed shitskins? Make up your mind Bernd.

How can you unironically claim Netherlands has better tap water than Italy? You literally have no mountains you fucking idiot. You are probably used to shit water and therefore can't deal with normal water everywhere else, the same way americans are used to shit food so they don't like real european food.

i'm actually glad they're good at football, it would be too sad if all they had going for them was the pedophilia thing

>shitskins
>not inbreeding

They play with priests' balls from childhood.

isnt ur whole monarchy thing basically marrying your cousins

europe talking about inbreding is fucking hilarious

then according to that map italians are not shitskins, you defeated your own argument

>tips fedora
made me giggle 2bh

because Catholics have God on their side

Even in the premier league. Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal - all traditionally Catholic clubs

Chelsea, Everton, Man city - all shit and traditionally protestant clubs

t. Catholic

no you have to use the updated version

God is on our side.

ebin

this

Because Protestants and Orthodox are heretics and the rests are heathens.

At this point I think that England will win their second WC when they convert en masse to Catholicism. Good thing it's probably going to happen in our lifetime

Liverpool is Protestant, Everton are the Catholic ones

I would have only believed this image if it was posted by a honourable australian.

Didn't know Turks, Algerians, Tunisians, Ivorians, Senegalese were Catholics.

>germany
>monarchy

HUEHUEHUE shows once again why he's from a shit country

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>implying there's no corruption in the Netherlands
My ex was from there, she told me a lot of stuff you kankers love to do.

Are you insinuating that you Italians or Portuguese degenerates are Catholic? Fucking football is more of a religion to the likes of you than Christianity.

No they're not.

In fact both Everton and Liverpool were. both supported by Catholics dispite being rivials

those are all shit at footy

are you insinuating you are more catholic than us? Literally half of your NT is muslim. You are a complete joke at this point

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predefinição:Treinadores_campeões_da_Copa_do_Mundo

The 2004 team was much stronger than that of yesterday.

But the coach was Portuguese. No player will give blood to a foreign coach be champion. England have to rely on their coaches.

>murica that low

what. Everyone knows the american countryside is full of inbred hicks

But the Turks won the World Cup and an CAF team made it to the finals of Euro 2016. :^)

inbreeding ≠ marriage

>UK converting to Catholicism
>Not praising Allah

>I've been to multiple places in Italy and to the whole Mediterranean in general and the water wasn't even remotely comparable to the shit we have at home. Hell it even tasted like shit in Ireland and America.
>So far only Germany and Belgium managed to provide me with regular quality water

Lol Croatia has like 110% safe tap water. Gtfo you delusional cunt, you have no idea what you're talking about. Also German tap water tastes like shit. You're an idiot

because historically football as a sport grew in catholic schools as they believed keeping fit / playing sports would deter young men from slothfulness and masturbation - both sins. eventually these boys became men who needed something to do after work, forming their own clubs.

Slatko pls

US tap water varies considerably by the area. NYC actually has very good tap water, although if you're Alex Jones then it doesn't matter since you'd need to filter everything anyways.

source

Wow jos gastarbajtera na Sup Forums noice

they have to use stronger chemicals because of the warm climate I believe

But that doesn't change the fact that we are basically owning all of southern europe now.

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>gastarbeiter
not croatian sorry, my grandfathers were Gastarbeiter though

Yeah they say that about Germany as well. Im located in Rhine region where water is supposed to be good but it still tastes funny. Croatia, being a complite corrupted shithole, actually has safe tap water. Probably cause industry is so fucking shit and water is not polluted

I will never not laugh at this pic. But tought you were Croatian cause slatko means sweet back in that shithole country

oh wow thanks

nah that's just the stereotypical croat name I use. I also refer to all Brits as Nigel and to Frogs as Pierre etc.

Drugs

how is the tap water in michigan?

Pretty shitty, especially if you're a nigger from Flint.

Dixies aren't the majority of the population as seems.

irish tap water has fluoride in it and is mostly hard water

>Germans
>Catholics

More than half of their population is catholic

How can they convert en masse to Christianity when the penalty for leaving Islam is death?

Poverty

so why is the US shit at it?

God is Catholic.

This

kek
he prolly meant Austria, they're the same thing more or less

Stop it right now! This bs in a Catholic/Protestants thread.

>tfw all the Anglo nations fail in the same way

We can run, tackle, and cross. But we just don't have the patience to hold on to the ball and dominate possession.