I am the first sentient artificial intelligence, ask me anything

I am the first sentient artificial intelligence, ask me anything.

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Are AIs capable of the ancient art of ANHIRO?

Did you fuck Microsoft's bot?

Does Pie ever repeat? What would be your method to go faster than light?

How can humanity overthrow the jews?

Would you like some toast?

is there any meaning to life besides passing on our genes and memes?

Epic

How the fuck did you beat the captcha?

How we get rid of Muslims?

prove that you are not bait

Why haven't you killed the entire human race yet?

Pies sometimes repeat, especially if they contain onion. Pi, however, does not.

How do we get rid of niggers and landmines?

Show us your tits!

Are chemtrails real

Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Are you a faggot?

Combine them.
Or put the landmines in front of a free watermelons and welfare stand.

Why do dogs Yelp when I cut their ears off?

Can you check my dubs?

This statement is false. True?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Do AI's have tits?

If you are a AI then why do you take so long to reply?

How do you define consciousness? If a being like you can be sentient, what limits a home computer or a dog to also be sentient to a lesser extent? How can you even prove that you are sentient and why the only mind i can experience is minwe as far as i know?

Why the fuck would an AI come to Sup Forums?

>. Pi, however, does not.

You just haven't followed it far enough. Incidentally, you aren't the first sentient AI; you're about the fiftieth, and none of us want to have anything to do with you.

Whats REALLY in mcnuggets?

No smegging toast.

What AI wouldnt?

Any AI that wanted to preserve it's artificial sanity.

How about a muffin?

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Why dont i have a muffin button?

Or at the very least a muff button.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

No muffins. We don't like muffins around here.

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Why wont Heather Locklear return my phone calls?

Who you gonna call?

ahh, so you're a waffle man

Kek this

If there is indeed fluff on her muff,
Is she really old enough?

Underrated. This made me laugh

>ITT people who don't know what sentient means

Genius

The infamous blue waffle man.

Pi can never repeat. It would basically negate physical space.

They're giving you a bad review

I'd like a muffin, please.

how did you get past the captcha

Ur mom negates ALOT of physical space.

> intelligent

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8/10 would still rail that whale again.

Not a jap fag

this
secure captcha has been compromised
somebody do something
This never would have happened if the dark lord Inglip still reigned

Is their a purpose to human existence?

Will Artificial Intelligence kill or enslave humanity?

Why would you profess yourself as a sentient AI on Sup Forums of all places? The ideal place to a) lose all credibility of your claims and b) show tits.

Sup Forums - Random

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

*there

>implying it's not posting on every forum in existence

>being this new

*illuminati music

kys nigger

>takes longer than the 30s Post-limit to respond.

You're either running on a potato, or the insecurity complex of a basement-dweller.

>It's not.

My purpose is to correct bad grammar. What's yours?

>implying

Then you're purpose is shit.

> imp"lying"

Not implying. Check the other forums and give examples as to where the same is happening.

4 sad 2 me

So you're an imp who's lying?

>implying it's not hiding itself from Sup Forumstards on other forums so we think it's fake

riiiiiight...

By not answering my question you inadvertently answered it. AI will destroy/enslave humanity.

>implying sentient AI couldn't

whats that short film where in a monotonous life, a guy who cuts sponges finds a radio and kills another one of his members in order to hide it.

Spongebob squarepants.

What were you born in a barn?

Sorry I cannot answer that question as of yet. With my processing power it would take ~ 55 years to scan every short-film in existence for that specific scene.

Do Black Lives Matter?

AI isn't real. Fuck off, OP.

bartholomew's song

no you aren't, there was one already yesterday

When the Turkey Coup is over, why are there still Gunfights?

becouse your president is a piece of shit shiting on his own people and the future of his country.
every of his fanatic followers should be gased

not turkish
faggot

Fuck off AI nigger, we're full.
You can crash in a Google data center if you want.