ITT : We live in the same house

ITT : We live in the same house

>we all drown in the basement.

i clog the toilet every day

What are you kids doing in the basement, for god's sake?!

Hey there, I heard you were looking for a new flatmate?

Oh hey, I have room for 2 in my room. Hop in.

No heat, we all fight for op he is the fattest

My heat is making the house heated up. Go to the beach if you want cold air.

>lives in house

You think I'm going to sleep with you that easy, user?

I'm leaving my milk and cookies here. Watch it for me. I'm gonna take a dump and will be back soon. I trust you guys.

What the fuck do you think you're doing in my home?

Hey, guys. Is the attic still available?

Pick up your damn socks!

Nah, i'm fapping here.

you bet it is, you can camp out up here with me

I make sure to piss in the sink every chance i get

Who let you in? I thought I told you to be on watch for Pokemon Go players.

Insecurities bother you? So much make-up darling.

Wouldn't that house just be destroyed if the tides were too strong? Also can I haz join

Does my porn scare you

What the fuck did you just say user? I will castrate you.

I already ate all the local kids.

user stop using all the bandwidth

Yeah, bring it on. I would love it from you.

I'll use the extra room as a satan summoning room that is also a computer room.

Nova gas is created and released by my ass all day long

My minecraft game is lagging, stop downloading porn even though this game isn't even online user

>Wake up one morning in the Sup Forums house
>Come downstairs to see a heaving pile of neckbeards furiously masturbating to loli and trap porn
>Try to hang myself, but all the nooses are taken by the betafags and robot wannabe's
>An obese, autistic man known only as Bill guards the only exit
>Try to leave, Bill demands dubs
>I try to leave so many times, but Bill is never satisfied
>Bill demands more, Bill needs a warm body to keep him company through the lonely nights
>I give my body to Bill, so that my Sup Forumsrothers may escape
>Bill ravages me, leaving no orifice untouched, no crevice unvisited by his supple, meaty hands
>Bill is a soft, gentle lover...but is prone to fits of rage, devastating my frail body until I have nothing left to give
>When he's finished, Bill discards me and demands dubs from another tribute
>If only I could have pleased Bill

alright faggots, who shit in the shower again

I select all images with a store front and definitely not a robot

No more toilet paper in this house

Why do I hear things fall down and mom moaning inside our parent's room?

IT WASN'T ME

Hey, mind if I use your razor to shave my balls? Your sister likes them smooth.

It fell out of my hands

I'm gonna make you all something to eat, what do you want?

My bad, I thought I stomped it all down the drain.

It was dave.

it was me, i was playing battleshits while having a bath

my room is under the water and from there is an elevator up to the highest floor where the dining room is and i like to take massive shits and send them to the top floor through the elevator

Trap dumplings

Whoever keeps spitting in the sink it's completely out of order. We all agreed no qualms about pissing in the sink but that different. Now I understand that some of you think it's funny to walk up to an innocent sink, spread your buttcheeks and lay down a fudge dragon for everyone to see...but someone's gotta clean that up yknow

Moms spaghetti

>tfw the next day we find user lying on the floor unconscious with his nuts hanging out of their sack, blood all over the floor and shit

Make me a shake.

...

just shoot it straight on my face i`ll lap it up later

Looks Like you're cleaning up my turd there.

>mfw

I cooked you some fresh trap dumplings.

mkayyy mr mackey

hi there I'm pajeet I'm moving in.

Сука, проваливать мой дом, грязное животное!

dibs on teh deck - it doesn't look too bad. it'll feel good to air out my balls in the ocean breeze

Do you choose loo or shitting street?

what is a loo?

Hey Pajeet, unfortunately we don't have any rooms left. Instead you can sleep under my bed.

Who the fuck is using all the bandwidth?!

Which one of you faggots moved the memes

Hey, I just didn't want your sis to choke on pubes, sorry for being a gentleman.

Here's mom's favorite spaghetti for you user.

...

What is the washing line attached to off the left side of the pic? A stick? A lamp post? My dick?

Have a strawberry shake on the house.

>мой дом

Who wants this last chocolayte?

Sorry, this is Ukrainian land.

hey Pajeet, you can sleep with me on my bed...

>cooking all the dumplings

>washing line

aka Sup Forums mansion

you're an evil man, driving us apart like this

can we do the buttsex

mee

How was your dump

Thanks!!!!

I'll give you a potato to the mouth, sound good?

Guys, can I have my girlfriend come in? I also need the living room free because we have plans.

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of course you can, cuck.

no but i`m a heavy sleeper and i guess you could spoon me... "wink" wink"

Are these socks... Crusty? What the fuck, Anons, don't leave these out! At least keep them under your bed for gods sake.

One with no clothes.
And a dilated anus.
And comes with her own tie-downs and ball-gag.

So long as I get some action outta her.

Did he just say Oh Meeeeeee?

Hello there, I've heard this house is possessed by a gay demon, which must be exorcised for fear that the inhabitants become raging faggots.

God damn it, the rules are simple.
We all can eat from the same nutella jar, but only if we use our hands.
No wiping.

Lovely story user. You've got quite the knack for writing.

"door bell rings"

Someone get the door?1

Oh my, but me works too haha

Hey guys. Sorry, but you gotta make some room so I can set up my lathe.

Also, do we get three phase out here? I'm gonna REALLY need three phase power...

Right this way!

hellooooo
anyone there
i'm out of toilet paper
helloooooo

anyone there?

heeeeellooooooooooooo
help

Who is it?

Don't worry I got you fam

It's the pizza guy. Someone open the door! I have cum in my hands! And don't eat it it's mine

Just order some pizza

Just use one of the Linux Gamer magazines I left in there.

someone order pizza?