/trans/ - JUST KILL MY CAREER Edition

Today's big moves:

>Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg [Bayern Munich - Southampton] £12.8m
>Gokhan Tore [Besiktas - West Ham] Loan

>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m

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Any chance Ricardo Rodriguez ends up at a BPL club? Or is he destined for Real and massive wages?

Are you not watching it?

Leicester are getting top 4 again lads

Just thought I'd let you know

Anyone got some good Ancelotti images? I need to get some before the season starts.

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6th for I love /trans/ lads

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Absolutely no chance

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>5th highest paid player in the world

All i have, please credit me when you post them thank you

>Former AZ Alkmaar and Parma forward Pelle joins ex-Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse at Shandong, who are managed by former Fulham boss Felix Magath.

>managed by le cheese injury man
wew lad

>united
far too predictable

epl's small teams are getting a bunch of good players, Negredo is about to go to one of those if I'm not mistaken

Pelle is already 31 and they gave him an outrageous amount of money.
He would have been crazy to refuse.

>people actually rate meme shit like Liverpool and Spurs above the champions
Lmao

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>Negredo
>good player

Negredo to Liverpool confirmed lads

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literally zillions

I'm going by the fact that Mourinho has only not won the title 3 times.
It's boring and predictable, but he will get United to win the title

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tried to get a thread started on the topic a few weeks back and no one gave a shit

lot depends on who leaves t︃bh it's hard to predict where leicester will come

Shop a gun in the place of the whistle and you'll have the perfect picture for when he goes out off the CL against Leicester.

that shirt is clean AF

>he goes out off the CL against Leicester.
>Carlo underperforming in the CL
I think you meant when he'll lose the league to >Shalke

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4th/5th and 6th to 8th is a tossup imo

American dropping some cold hard facts here

1. Manchester City - 90 points
2. Leicester City - 85 points
3. Chelsea - 83 points
4. Manchester United - 81 points

Hopefully Ancelotti keeps his abysmal domestic record going, the Bundesliga was starting to get boring.

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>wenger
>outside top 4

you forgot chelsea

How's life on the spectrum?

>United winning the league
>West Ham that high
>Spurs that low
>Liverpool not even in the top 7

lel

Smugness is good, thanks.

Give it time. He's only just arrived.

any trans lately lads?

I am watching it but no face fancied me. I kinda liked one with her looking like a sad blob, I should look for it in the threads.

Oops

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I think Spurs/Chelsea/Leicester will be extremely close, should make the end of the season interesting after Guardiola strolls to the title.

I was just trying to meme guys, leave me alone

*Liverpool in between Leicester and Everton

Gf to me negotiations broke down :(

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I miss this mayme
That thumbnail makes him look like Frodo/Elijah Wood

>le smug thugball man

how's life after the Euro loss

Spurs have won the league.
They are the only team with a solid base to improve on. Every other team are having major reshuffles, having to get players to gel to a new managers system etc etc.
Spurs have the players that buy into the manager's system, they play for the manager, they can build on the experience.

Only team to challenge them in that regard is Arsenal, but for some reason Arsene refuses to plug the holes in his team each year

West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year. No reason for them not to do very well, esp with new stadium.

Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there). In terms of points acquired even AVB did better than Poch

Liverpool are a collection of decent but massively inconsistent players and are a decent but massively inconsistent team. I don't see Mane and Matip changing that

Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend

and I also have a gf

>Southampton sign a player
>xD XD WELCOME TO LIVRPOOL 2017 18 XD XD

pelle is going to make 20 million per season at china, this is his 1 last payday

Iktfb tfw masturbating is slowly starting to feel like nothing

>West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year.

have they even signed anyone?

Tore, Nordveidt, Feghouli, Bacca (incoming).

literal shit

Lol it's like you sat down last night and had to write down reasons to go on living

Feghouli and Bacca are great signings desu

me to a solitary life of no friends is progressing and it looks like a deal is nearly done

West Ham's team is superior to Liverpool's in pretty much every department m8

Smh you tourist isnt even updated on the meme classics
kys dumb american

>Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there)

Klopp's Dortmund team handled it just fine. They were better than Spurs are now, of course, but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.

when did wet spam fans get so deluded?

from last thread anyone know who she is?

But why? Seriously Is he getting like €12m/year?

Fug forgot pic

>but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.
?????
half of his starters were injured during the second part of 13/14

PL is higher intensity than Bayernwinslol and Poch's style is different to Klopp's. Klopp favours intense, short bursts of pressing whereas Poch is more Bielsa influenced with perpetually hard running. Bielsa disciples never win anything because of their meme approach to fitness

Dunno, it is fucking boring though.

When they became a more relevant team than Liverpoo.

Which West Ham player would get into a combined Liverpool/West Ham starting xi other than Payet?

liverpool aren't a benchmark for anything these days

Give rightful British clay back and I'll tell you.

>second part of 13/14
>2014

Exactly, Klopp's final year there. He left early in 2015, didn't he?

Maybe Kimmy Granger pulling a face?

cresswell

Liverpool sure as hell payed a shitton of cash for Carroll

>>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m+ 0 post omitted.

how did they get him for that cheap? arent china clubs paying like 50m for players

Spurs will bottle it like they always do, plus CL football will see them drop out of the top 4 IMO.

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he left at the end of 14/15 ?

One year left in the contract

spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race

they are bottlers and always will be

Do you genuinely believe they were actually in a title race last season?

mate Valencia is better than Clyne

>this coming from a Liverpool fan

>Adrian
>Ogbonna
>Lanzini

OK m8

No, but they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it, they should have finished above Arsenal easily and choked.

Yes, he announced his resignation in April 2015 iirc, roughly one year after those injuries you were talking about started

>he rates Mignoshit (the German GK is an unknown quantity atm)
>he thinks Liverpool have a decent CB
>he doesn't rate Lanzini
>he probably rates Lallana

Now that Pelle is out of the picture is Balotelli back to being Italy's number 9?

Hes getting 40m euro for his contract

they started more earlier in 2014 though.

But you could extend that to arsenal and city aswell, who should have been finishing higher all things condidered

who is this?

Sakho > Ogbonna
Firmino > Lanzini
Karius > Adrian

>they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it

If they bottled their chance before being in the race, then they were never really in it, were they? Leicester won the league comfortably, Spurs weren't really close except for a few days in early March.

Hope a club buys and plays Gabbiadini

he's pretty good, hope it'll be him