I legitimately don't think we could've won against them. Thanks France

I legitimately don't think we could've won against them. Thanks France.

Neither Germany nor Italy nor Spain.
You lucked out getting the second weakest ( the weakest obviously being England) of the five """big""" nations.

Nah, we'd be fine with Italy or Spain.

Both would have bent you over. Especially Italy with the form they had.

Sure, Hans.

Spain with a proper manager would trash Portugal, I'm mad because >we tied vs Croatia, since Spain could've actually won the whole thing.

Agreed. France shouldn't have won against Germany anyway. Too bad Germany liked to fuck itself with those weird hands-penalties to gift other teams penalties.

I don't know, Germany would have a bunch of key players out and playing with >Muller as a striker, and Germans aren't cheating murderball faggots like the french so we would not have to worry about them injuring our key players during the match and getting away with it.

That manager won you everything there is to win, so at least give him some credit.
That said, your loss to Croatia was asmost as stupid as Iceland scoring the 2-1 against Austria to give Portugal a ticket to the final.

Spain was a stale meme with lel Bosque

I rate Del Bosque, but he's old fashioned, you can't play 4 straight games with the very same players

Yeah THANKS FRANCE FOR BUYING THE REFEREE AGAINST GERMANY

Wining against Spain isn't something that new. We've had really tight matches and won one recently.

>thank you germany for failing to score against france
>thank you france for failing to score against us

the reality of euro 2016

Well you can. But you still have to adjust your tactics.

>X will/would surely trash Portugal!
Will this meme ever end?

That's why all Germans were so mad after the loss vs France. The final would have been a cakewalk.

>beat nemesis
>shit the bed against the team you usually got pocketed
loving every lel

>The final would have been a cakewalk.
But that's LITERALLY what France said when they made the final.

>muh "this semifinal was the real final".

W E W
E
W

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>Syria
>white

>England
>Big five nations

Pls. Netherlands > England.

We would have beaten any team. The only exception could have been Italy, since they implemented a similar style of play.

When I think of European football, I think of Germany, Italy, England, France and Spain. Got nothing to do with merits, they just pop into the mind first.

Then it's a personal thing and you should've made it clear. They are nowhere near the top, NT wise at least. Spain only got there in the last 10 years as well, they had an appalling international record.

When I think of European football, I think Somalia, Syria, Turkey, Egypt. Got nothing to do with merits, they just pop into my country first.

>and you should've made it clear
where do you even think we are, everything is subjective opinion on here

There is no top 5, there is only a top 4.

And if you really want to make a top 5, then it's netherlands and never a fucking dentist

ok

Please update your flag. Germany has 4 (four) stars since 2014.

>germany lose to France 2-0
>meanwhile portugal wins agaisnt france

nice ""team"" you have there you nazi retard

Techincally, you drew against France.

Agreed. The Allies really lucked out. I mean, the Normandy Invasion should've failed.

But 4 stars are so unaesthetic

Techincally, you lost against France.

With 2 fucking goals

>you
Don't go around assuming things based on flags, Sergio.

the ref at the france game was ok.

pic related was the beginning of the end.

>Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini
>smart enough to not get a second yellow
>Hummlels
>well...

>implying progressive women don't enjoy being raped by immigrants

How many decades to get 5?

Didn't the french players send 2 of yours to the bench?

That's not ok when the ref doesn't do shit.

Boateng injured himself.

to be fair the game (GER-FRA) would've been just like the italy game, if someone didn't decide to play the wrong sport in a certain area of the field AGAIN

pretty sure some random 1:0 goal would've happened given the right amount of time and >we would've advanced

portugal didn't choke like that. they played their game without major fuck ups, thats the difference.

germany would've killed portugal like they always do

Eh.
We lost to France because we couldn't score and you beat France.

but you got killed by france, embarrassing desu

besides, germany didn't played good enough to reach the finals

no excuses

coulda would shoulda
cry more, you're literally worth fuck all without xavi
>both would have bent you over
>muh 6 draws
at least we finish it on the 5 first penalties

Portugal was going to beat anyone. That shit was destiny.

Italy already fucked us hard. Gomez and Khedira got rekt. Khedira would've played for Schweinsteiger and this stupid penalty wouldn't have happened. Boateng already had problems after the prelimbs. Schweinsteiger barely made it to the euro.

With all that shit and Hummels being suspended + italian ref right after we managed to kill Italy, we were basically destined to lose.

If we were 100% fit and ready I'm sure we could've scored some goals.

It's a shame. At least our teams play clean.

This, and I'm english. We can still beat portugal though.

Without Gomez or a striker in general the team was just hopeless, they wouldn't even have managed to win against Northern Ireland. Sure they dominated and kept passing the ball around but what's the point if you're not gonna score. They were lost the moment Gomez got injured. That's what you get for filling up squad places with meme players like Götze and podolski.

Germany starting to look like Spain. Lots of passing and no idea of what to do with ball.

Well I thought it was Löw strategy to spook the french with the ghost of Götze.

No, technically portugal won against france.

That's why they received the cup. Are you retarded?

what german strikers are there though? Alex Meier?

Better thank Italy for killing two of our players and getting another one booked for the match against France.

He deserved it.

>being this salty