What's your last text message say from a person of the opposite sex?
What's your last text message say from a person of the opposite sex?
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Lmao that fuckin sucks
"i'm tired ill talk to you tommorow"
Shhhh no! You stop!!! I love you the mostest and more than the entire universe and beyond!!! Shut up! ️
Yep
yeah
It's 3 crying laughing emojis
"Did you pick up the dog shit I don't want neighbors complaining"
Yay
"Awe that's good keep it up you guys are improving."
"love you" -mom
literally what would be better than loving sweet family? yeah nothing. stay mad white trash orphans.
Four kiss face emojis.
sorry if i was whining or something yesterday hahha, i was kind of stoned and had a few drinks, and that's okay but when can you or want to meet up again and what do you want to do?
thanks!
Other than that and typical business I'm available. Pic related, she's the mother of my child
It says "julia dawn has left the chat". I guess that counts as the last one
I'm fucked
"If there is still room"
Night Mohammed I love you x
"How many of you is there?"
"I'm a rogue in one campaign, 3.5e, and a cleric in a 2e ed campaign."
Here's a photo of her. Yes, I'm serious.
"Let me know"
Fuck off
>2 years ago.
"Love you baby, can't wait for dinner tomorrow night. Sweet dreams xx" OPs mom.
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we're looking at apartments
"are you out?"
"YOU WONT DO IT"
"wait its saturday pay attention to me"
Bonne muit mon chou= Goodnight my baby
are you coming to the bonfire tonight??
I love you too with all my heart I can't wait to come home to you today :)
"ur such a mongoloid"
Maybe you would get along with her
She said that to me and the girl was ugly, fugly
"thx"
>got new phone 4 months ago
>0 texts
haha
Eu vou matar você e soltar sua cabeça na frente da tv record
Want to meet me here?
Ok cool thanks. Drive safe.
"ur a beast..."
"i'm pissed"
mine sais *️
I'm sorry about your ear.
All we did was you ate me out and sucked on your cock :)
Ok
there's no such thing as a last text from a female on my phone.
there's no such thing as a last text from anybody to be honest
I'm having a really hard time sleeping.
" "
"A shake is always a good idea"
What do I win, Sup Forums>
Ugh thanks babe now my ass hurts from last night. - wife
>I prefer tommorow, have shit ton of work today
"want to see my big cock?" To this chick
Heading home.
when everyone leaves class you should just slip in, lock the door, and fuck me silly across the desk :3
"please come upstairs, I fell and lucas took my phone"
"Some parts are a little preachy but that was alright"
Autism
Also
Nice dubs
"Thanks for the amazing time period in my life. Have a good one."
That was two weeks ago..
u are a lucky guy
sad
Brrrrrrrrrrr. Is that the sound of the lawn mower that doesn't let you sleep? Just imagine that's me saying Brrrrrrrrrrr outside of your window, my love.
I fucking love that girl.
I'm just gonna check these.
"mmmm...don't want daddy's tongue on your cunny?~~"
"Me and my coworker saw a Mankey around work and were 10 minutes late coming back from our break because we were looking for it lmao"
"Oh."
this to see if there's any overlap. We will talk more on Monday
"schreibste einfach" = just write then.
"Yes daddy"
Jesus you're an animal. Next time I want you balls deep in my ass
"I don't know what people meat looks like. You do?"
>I wanted to go to croatia on wednesday...but now i can't because of work
pretty much a boring conversation
Fake and gay
"Fuck off"
I sent her this picture
Fake and super gay. KYS
Uncut scum.
I really admire Trump's choice for VP.
the ood is on deck
Ok. Kiss.
Good. ️
yeah. But it's not much easier than French
phimosis?
It's ok annon, you don't have to lie here
Sarcastic "shut up"
And trauma code ground
"good morning babe I hope you sleep well ok I love you"
You dont have to lie to kick it, user
Don't forget milk
Does this count ?
"Do you think we should amputate?"
Large or Xtra-large?
I feel you user
If I find out that you're lying I'm going to tell everyone who knows you about all of the shitty things I know about you. Your drug problems, your fart fetish, your tiny dick and how you like to be told it's small.
"Can you cover my shift next thursday?"
Does this count?
New relationship with 16 year old 101
...
yes
have not received a text message that was not spam for approx 4 years
"No idea"
"Take care.
Bye"