Looking for players to sack. (current roster in a post below)
Looking for players to get in.
Anthem will be changed to Tribute to Muhammad Ali.
Looking for a victory anthem if any. (Lestah radio call currently, which I feel is obsolete; someone proposed Three Lions)
Sup Forums will have two more kits in addition to the existing 5: the classic all-white kit Sup Forums had since forever, and a special kit celebrating the 5-year anniversary.
Looking for input on stadium (will be pictured in a post below).
A: keep the above (primary) stadium's night sky, and use the goat sky for a second stadium (technically same stadium, with different pitch and other stuff textures depending on selected season in game - summer/winter) in addition to the first one
B: give the goat sky to the primary stadium, which leaves room for optionally creating a second one from scratch, in which case ideas are also welcome, though not necessary.
>but there's a Messi stadium too There is, but that's a completely separate, not Sup Forums stadium, so even though it can be used, it doesn't impair Sup Forums from having a winter pitch on the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline.
Eli Turner
That said, I'm heading to bed. I'll read anything you post in the morning.
James Flores
EBAM
Samuel Rogers
replace Chat Shit Get Banged with Part Time Dentist vhnage Bra7i1 with BTFO as suggested by you
Camden Foster
Can we get a tribute in the stadium to hope solo's roasties
Eli Mitchell
surprising there isn't GOAT as player
Sebastian Gonzalez
if you give Messi the eyepatch, change him to Punished Messi
also, add BLACKED
Anthony Green
>implying we could ever replace >BURRS
He's a mainstay, it'd be like replacing Woody or Mangum
Xavier Watson
Lelbron should be one of the best players on the team at this point
He's better than every athelete on there and has dominated Sup Forums chatter for close to a decade
Josiah Reyes
Make it "the Land"
Sebastian Smith
Replace PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT with the one-and-only, elite, muscular, handsome Walkbro.
James Harris
I second this. It's all about getting a third one for the land.
Landon Gutierrez
MOTH
Jayden Bennett
>making this thread during Ameritime yeah..
Ryder Anderson
>Replacing Bra7i1 >Arguably the most greatest moment in Sup Forums history and a top 5 schadenfreude moment of all time
>Replacing Burrs >The heart and soul of a team, and a meme that will never die even if it's creator does
Caleb Butler
Anyone here misses Sup Forums already?
Jack Gomez
There should be a player called comfy (or yfmoc) in goal.
You could also have a ghost Johan Cruyff called Where's My Sticky?
The Iceland TSU clap would be a great goal horn.
If you get rid of Bra7i1, replace him with Let's All Laugh At England, or A Fucking Dentist, or some other Iceland meme.
Get rid of Dare I Say?
And since the Olympics are coming up, we'll probably need a Death Walk player.
>tfw have loads of ideas but haven't actually watched the Cup for years
Nah, Sup Forums already has a variation of Sandstorm as their goalhorn
Carter Smith
and he got reinstated for the exact reasons I stated
Burrs is immortal. It survived a literal death.
Cooper Morris
Trips confirm
John Howard
this one
Owen Parker
>BLACKED Isn't that Sup Forums?
>Where's My Sticky? He got it already.
Samuel Walker
Zidane has to be there
Landon Evans
add >finnish goaltending
Christopher Walker
Pretty sure that's a TV meme yeah Combine Chat Shit Get Banged and Lifelong
Sack Bra7il and give BTFO 71 as a number like you said
Just moth TSUUUU's shit up
Rename one of the low-tier keepers Comfy Keeper or something like that
Justin Butler
I'd sign >I rate Zidane
But that's it Agreed with these
Sack Dare I say but not >Torres
Wyatt Butler
A FUCKING DENTIST should replace >Torres. Also, >2agan should be in there somewhere.
Owen Cruz
LCIM and >Torres are past it, both in real life and as memes. We need something Iceland related (PART TIME DENTIST/Let's laugh at England/Icelads) instead. I Rate Zidane could also be an option. Since Cruyff has had his sticky, he doesn't deserve to be in the squad.
But really, I'm just excited for the goalhorn possibilities. This deserves to be TSUUUUU's goalhorn, it even has the right length and trips of truth. 3 Lions would work well as the victory anthem, since Sup Forums is about as prone to choking as England. Chat Shit Get Banged and /LIFELONG/ could get the erotic version of the Leicester phone call, that someone posted in the last thread. The Iceland meme deserves a recording of the HUH-chant.
Messi could be renamed to Punished Messi or >Missi, he needs his eyepatch as well. I don't know if anyone here is into modelling, but maybe we could put a big moth on TSUUUUU's head?
Hunter Perez
What about replacing bra71l with Bacteria/Bananinha? You could even give 17 to him and leave 71 to BTFO'd
Gavin Cooper
Get rid of de gay for something about Kiraly or English goal keeping Keep only one of Chat shit and Lifelong I think we should promote Lelbron to medal instead of USA Bra7i1 and even LCIM and Torres can go too imo. Definetely dare i say Maybe put something about the Zaza dance I propose updates on the javi martinez to liverpool sotuation since it's transfers time Also Eh Pu70 Use the gayser sound celebration as victory anthem Do something to Messi to reflect his ragequit and try to put a moth on TSUUU face if you can
Daniel Edwards
Between the Sperms, such a storied stadium
Christian Martin
Second all this
Also second for >Punished Messi also we should retire Messi after this one and make a big fucking deal out of it and rack up sweet crossboard bans :3
Lucas Sanchez
I'd keep LCIM for this one. Missed most of the qualifiers and the Euros so we really didn't get a chance to meme about him. I guess sack >Torres though. >I Rate Zidane seems like a favorite for new player?
Jaxon Thomas
Needs 'Apologize'
Also throwing my support for DA LAND being the 2nd stadium
It was intentional, to also gauge the opinions of Americans.
I guess I'll have to make a poll asking whether TSUU should get a custom goalhorn in the first place eventually, because I know there are strong opinions both for and against.
>Combine Chat Shit Get Banged and Lifelong I don't know how doable this one is. They may both originate from Leicester, but they're different things.
About Da Land: should the pitch be a basketball court? Should it be actual land?
Joshua Adams
When is 4CC lads???
Leo Peterson
Export deadline on 30, draw on 31, cup starting on 5th.
Easton Brooks
Sack >Torres and Dare I Say Throw in I Rate Zidane and maybe CHI
Logan Cruz
put in Javi Martinez and give him shirt number 96.
Jaxson Torres
Which board is hosting?
Noah Nelson
/fit/.
Jose Butler
How the fuck is a shitty cross board meem like "Dare I Say" even on there? For fuck sake guys. You highly disappoint me to be honest. Just like this other nigga recommending "Apologize" haha another overused cross board meem straight fuck off retard.
Caleb Johnson
>Messi scores >TSUUU starts playing
Yes I want to see this
Dominic King
maybe Roast Solo as a back up GK?
Get rid of: >Dare I say (put >I rate Zidane in) >USA USA USA (Da land or Lelbron in instead)
and do this
Lucas Martin
Fight and Win is my cupfu desu hope he sees some action soon, la
James White
I would personally like to see Roast Solo in the roster, but definitely not as GK, as there are only two spots for it.
In the meanwhile, I'm trying to work on the second pitch, hopefully I'll be able to show some results soon.
Ryan Cooper
FFFIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT
Easton Taylor
I'm just here for the moths. How do you fags feel about your chances for this cup?
Carson Green
AND WINNNNN
Aiden Bailey
Well, they're better than zero, that's for sure. I recently collaborated with a (weebcancer, I'm expecting to get guillotined for this) team for a memevitational cup and it went to win it all (also beating /fit/ manager's team among others). Granted, it was on a different ruleset and a different patch, the quality of quite a number of the teams there is questionable, and I'm expecting managers to test against it, but I nevertheless have a starting point to build on.
Ayden Lopez
The Slamnasium already has the court gimmick. It should instead be a Garden of Eden style field with Lelbron angelically looking down from the sky.
Austin Hill
Well shit, I was already working on this.
Leo Sanders
Actually I can make the area around the basketball court be a flower field. As for the sky, I'll do what you suggested, with a hilly landscape (if I find a proper one).
Wyatt Howard
Don't kill the idea on my account. If >we want to share the gimmick with the Slamnasium, then we can. The field of Elysium with cherub LeGod is just a thought.
Aiden King
That sounds solid. Even if not even flowers would want to live in Cleveland.
Colton Howard
I think >Team A/>Team B would be a good one, sack dare I say keep bra7i1
Hudson Allen
>replacing Da Burrs
Please don't ;_;
Ian Perez
yeah team A teamB is a solid proposal, seconding also Javi martinez to liverpool, Pu70 (maybe instead of Bra7i1) and the promotion of Lelbron instead of USAUSAUSA Definetely take off dare i say, maybe torres and >Schalke, also de gay for comfypants (is it possible to give the comfypants to both keepers?) maybe remove tha stands a make the sorroundings a garden (or a suburban shithole) so it's more unique, but that may be too difficult to do
Henry Reed
>is it possible to give the comfypants to both keepers? I don't think PES actually allows that, BUT it can be imitated I think. >maybe remove tha stands a make the sorroundings a garden (or a suburban shithole) so it's more unique, but that may be too difficult to do That's not possible unfortunately. As I said, the two stadiums are actually the same one with different textures depending on season.
Jayden Roberts
Well real life Messi is finished so it makes sense that his counterpart would be too
Nolan Stewart
Pitch test. (the sperms will be eventually changed, don't fret about that, and ignore the sky)
Dominic Lee
Also a test.
Cooper Davis
>That's not possible unfortunately oh right because it's the same stadium right? Because i saw stadium heavily modded like that
Elijah Nelson
>the sperms will be eventually changed put more grass and flowers in there? oh right this rememinds me, can we take away the flag or reduce it at least? You cant see shit when the ball is close to it
Robert Mitchell
>put more grass and flowers in there? Yeah, that's the intention. >can we take away the flag or reduce it at least? I'll see what can be done.
Nathaniel Garcia
Now to find out how to stop it from glitching with the sperms.
Dylan Peterson
Alright, so I've been thinking on solutions and compromises:
>de gay and Da BURRS stay on, but get English flags on their kits, and sweatpants. (If we replace one for Kapus, it'll be >de gay off)
Chat shit stays banged, but we remove Lifelong, and give him a nod in some other way. Roast Solo or the Zaza cha cha comes on for him.
BTFO makes the most sense between that, Bra7i1 and Eh Pu70. We can change the blender without firing him if a bigger blowout happens. Plus it offers multi-sport potential making us autistic Americans happy.
Dare I Say must be sacked, like the multi-board meme that he is. We replace him with one of the Iceland memes.
Punished Messi is a must.
Lincoln Bennett
I guess that this is the best I can do here, bar some minor brightness adjustment.
Alexander Rivera
I like everything but the apehoop court in the middle
Carter Long
That looks fine. Now you just need to paint the stands like an altar leading to the great one.
Oliver Young
Please remove USA's fuckin flag, it's annoying as fuck. Thanks.
Nolan Russell
I'm sorry to disappoint you on this one, but nobody has figured out how to make the stadium load different textures for the crowd. The stuff that works with other textures doesn't work here.
Charles Russell
>Looking for a victory anthem if any. (Lestah radio call currently, which I feel is obsolete; someone proposed Three Lions)
THREE STARS ON THE SHIRT
Tyler Barnes
why does Sup Forums play on a cricket ground
Caleb Peterson
That's the Cavs court actually.
Charles Sullivan
i mean the dimensions of the field, why not have a rectangular stadium
Thomas Wilson
Yea just having the eagle head and wings is fine.
The flag is just too damn big. It's like BlimpTrain or Kirby levels of bad.
Brody Ramirez
Ah, couple of reasons: >that's what DM picked when he remade the stadium >room for the sperms >my general laziness to retexture another one from scratch The old Semen Pipeline was on Allianz Arena.
Landon White
go away germ-onay
Alexander Garcia
>implying the blimp wasn't pimp
Jacob Cox
Lebron should be a top player now
He's been on Sup Forums for some time and just secured goat status, or at least is on pace now
Connor Mitchell
I'll probably have to change Lelbron's position.
Owen Perry
>i just now realize Sup Forums's color scheme is the same as the Cavliers' will he win one for da board?
