Where do you cum when jerking off?

Where do you cum when jerking off?

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in my dog's mouth usually. there's no cleanup, and she always seems thrilled to receive it

hand or in tissue wrapped around head

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I hate to get distracted when jerking it, so I usually just let it fly wherever, and then clean up afterwards.

my palm. then i rub my hands thoroughly to create a rubbery substance which i scrape off into the bin beside my bed.

anyone else do this?

Usually out of my dick.

fucking disgusting, mate

myself or tissue

Usually my belly, but that sometimes ends up being my chest and sometimes even my face. Used to hate when I'd facial myself, but now it's become kind of a game just seeing if I can do it on purpose.

you haven't been on Sup Forums very often have you.

my stream is too strong for a tissue. I just pick up the trash can next to my desk and shoot it in there.

Shame, bet it would feel great splattering on my chest or face.

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Anywhere except my body, hands, etc.
I love to keep It clean

All over my body, I like to pretend it's another guy cumming on me

in my foreskin, then I carry it to the toilet or use a tissue.

And always quietly, I assume?

I am always tempted to eat my own cum....but then I chicken out when I finally blow....anybody else like this?

ur mom xd

Freezer bag (non-ziploc)

When I have time on the floor or a mat of tissue and then I apply clean up when needed

When sufficient resources are unavailable I usually unload on myself or my clothes and after a while it just goes away. Especially at night - I splooge most on my thighs but some gets on the sheets; and in the morning it's not there anymore.

In the sink

this guy knows what's up

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kinda. you try it once and realize it's nothing special, then you stop getting those urges for a few months.

Hair

I've taken out a few eyes, it's more funny than anything

Yeah, I'm like that. I finally made the leap unintentionally when I shot my load in a high arc while I was laying down. Damn thing hit me square in the mouth, which was open due to o-face. Wasn't as bad as I feared and getting the load into my mouth while I was still cumming was pretty fucking hot. Next time was easier to work up the courage to cum into my hand and then put itnin my mouth because fuck it, im already a cum eater.

In your hands you rubbed millions of potential babies.

that was to you^

Used to do this back when I was a teenager, dick cheese gets stuck and is hell to clean out.

In my hand then either eat it or wipe depending on mood/level of depravity
Fuck off faggots. Judge me all you want

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Sock.... Sock by the bed and sock by the computer. Washed discreetly and replaced.

Pic was once related.

the trick is to also piss and hold your piss in your foreskin a bit to clean it...

and then fucking shower too.

In a Wal-Mart plastic bag.

Do none of you own a fucking hand towel? Christ.

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I totally want my wife to swallow and in think it is only fair that I try it first...if girls can do it, I can haha

i fap so often i don't really cum

like 7 times a day

when i havent fapped for few days when im visiting someone etc i use napkin

If I haven't showered yet, on my stomach. Otherwise into a handkerchief or into my other hand to eat.

In your mother's mouth.

I do this, it also feels really good!

it usually just shoots up to the ceiling and sticks there

>place folded napkin on desk
>stand up
>jizz on it
>fold up and wipe dick
>discard

I don't shoot. It just goops down in a thick pool. The only time I shoot is sometimes when I have real sex or when I edge. I rarely edge so it's easy to forget and get it all over my keyboard.

I cum in the toilet, easy cleanup

My girlfriend has little to know sex drive. While my sex drive is high. So when I jack off, she let's me cum on her stomach, chest, or back. I do it everyday or every other day. It's awesome.

Wife is insane with this issue..

Im not allowed to spill..so i cum in a plastic container and freeze it for her for later use

Directly into toilet bowl
alternatively, into bidet

On wtc memorial.

I let it sit in my panties for a while take a nap and shower

I'm surely not the only user that eats it every time....

Nice one pastabro

in fleshlight

I shower and with my phone in hand. I move the shower nozzle to the other side and jack off in the dry side. Cum in the corner then once I'm down I finish showering. Throw a bit of shampoo and then turn the nozzle to the corner and let it run hot for a min or 2.

>cum into foreskin
>hold foreskin closed
>close a few tabs
>cancel that slow download
>walk to bathroom
>empty down toilet

inb4 americucks thinking their mutilated jewdicks are superior

into my diaper. 23/m btw

Me too. It gives an extra kick even after you're done.

Try to keep it on my hands, since that's the easiest to clean off.

How did you start, I totally want to do this....even watch porn where girls swallow...to help with confidence haha

Checked.
I do the same

On myself. Then I play with it and wipe it off.

This

And I usually taste some of it.

this. how is this such an uncommon answer. i thought most ppl did this

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On my belly. When I wad teenager, on tissues.

in my hand, then I eat it

I get little kanker sores or sores in my mouth if I lick my fingers. Afterwards... Anyone else?

On my stomach or my sisters panties, i am pretty sure she knows but she dont seem to mind

Nigga you nasty

Jesus...

are you telling me to get into it?

Finally someone. Wtf. The mess it leaves when you do it on your chest or somewhere else apart from toilet is not worth it imo. I immediately regretted it everytime i came on my body.
Protip: lay down two or three strips of toilet paper in the toilet, aim, shoot, clean up the rest, done. Quick fap, back to business without worrying how to get rid of the sperm on the body/sock/bed/desk/ceiling.

just let it fly rub excess onto my knee and go to sleep clean bed sheets whenever

on a paper towel

lol

>which was open to o-face.
>due to o-face.
>o-face.

For masturbation: into a a small yogurt cup. Easiest cleanup (rinse with water) and you don't want to do the walk of shame to the toilett with your foreskin filled with cum.

I used to do this until I started shooting too big a load and it started hurting.... Sort of like it was backing up.... So I stoped so now I just let it rip and clean it with tissues

Hand towel lay it on stomach up to chin in case of projectile masturbate normally cum swap out towel every couple days to avoid gross shit

I used to be like this, then I finally got over it and ate it.
After that I've just kept on eating it since it's much easier to clean it up that way, and it usually doesn't taste that bad.

Only on Sup Forums will you see a thread about how to deal with cumming.

i used to put a hole in a paper towel square dead center then just have a party. those days are over. tissue wrapped around head. I also try and release to a good guitar solo and pretend i'm the one playing it

I absolutely guarantee you this isn't a lie.

Just do it. If necessary with some alcohol ready to prepare yourself and/or to pour down after it.

Btw. eat much pineapple to make it taste better. (just google for it)

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I only shoot a big load if I don't cum for a while so I prepare for that fact. (sometimes...)

Toilet

into the boxers im wearing

if im really lazy to clean up i'll just let it dry out naturally inside and chuck the crusty remains in the washer the next morning

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Shit, i hate pineapples..
I chickened out often, then built up the courage to eat it once, it didnt taste good.
Somehow sweet, but bitter at the end. Really weird taste.

Before I cum I pull my foreskin (suck it, murricans) forwards. The cum is trapped into the foreskin, then I go to the toilette and clean it out by taking a piss.

And before anyone asks, no, I never had any problems with my dick, an infection, smell or what not. Just shower regulary.

you have to do it quick because the horny feeling goes always really fast after you shoot

i have a little shot glass i aim it into. sometimes.

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Nice trips. Those things are annoying to clean though, aren't they?

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There are cum eating instruction porn videos. Prettykittymeow has a good one, that's not the right spelling though. It's on pornhub.