New Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>down with the monopoly! Lol i m so punx
>fuck off mai
>Tohsaka rin an old man pleaser
>Most importantly, have fun!
claimed
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Why the fuck is it so damn early
Also claiming
Coco claimed
Beats me what happens to my body after my death,so go ahead.
Thanks I guess.
Well, sorry.Then keep your clean hands off her.
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Is this how Trotsky felt?
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Sensei, go to the other one. Let this one die
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Early bake to keep the commies at stake
Butthurt mai
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Tricky shit is that You'll have to give me your arm or leg before you kill yourself. Otherwise I'll be guilty of desecration of a corpse and that's just such a bother
おはよう
(89 cent megumeme)
why you do this too me you rude lewd bote
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i, kitty cream, am known for my deliveries.
i am the lewdest of /waifu/
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Nice damage control fag.
Copy a tripcode like a normal person or get the fuck out.
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AHAHAH MAI YOU LOSE AGAIN!
That sound extremely painful.Plus Im a big guy so that might take a while.It could be boring for you.
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Gtfo mai
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Hello agian lewdest of all cats.How are you?
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Yeah no this is not me.
Nice try.
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>I'm a big guy
LEWD!
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MAI JUST ACCEPT IT!
I AM YOUR SUCCESSOR
I felt like it~
Hmm..
I'll have to think of something then~
>Trips Guy is the most unlucky user here~
That statement becomes more and more real with each roll I make
Good to hear then anyways
Enjoy your drink!
That is for the trips to decide
For now your waifui s all yours though
Damnit,I tried my hardest at baneposting and failed.
claimed husbando
Well my only other way I'm gonna get my fix is joining the military, going to turkey and eat the rogue turkroaches. Cannibalism is a pretty hard craving to satisfy
i have a thing for russia dont judge
Eat your arm
>Nice
It's not nice, it's fucking retarded.
Who would fall for this?
What kind of person would think this works and why are they alive right now?
I wish you luck for your next roll
Thanks! Enjoy the rest of your day/night now
haii, which one are you? no pic?
as long as its reasonable and you dont want me to post a pic of me raping a cow or something~
I need my arm though. I need to wank and I have work to do
I'm too poor to afford one of those cool cyberkinetic prosthetics
>eating roaches
Enjoy your kebab illness.No,really.Ever though about stealing a fresh body out of cementery?I guess it might be hard,but worth giving a shot.
Ah,I forgot the pic,sorry.
Surprise me then :^)
>I've seen your delivery
ok
You can eat mine
I don't really need it
Well, I assure you some people would fall for it.
damn right youve seen it
i am the lewdest of them all, after all
lmao what do you have in mind senpai~?
I feel shitty, anyone can give me a hug?
>spamming my own thread
What
Fuck off hand
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Sorry,but all I can do is get you some nekopara lewds.Want some?
:c
No
im lewd too
Whatever you say, best Faunus
I don't know, that's why I asked you to surprise me~
thanks alot
Kyouko make threads faster than the other retard
not in the mood.
y
I won't early bake.
i shall also claim england as my huspando too
hmmm?
im sensing something from the tilde~
Your're 2 ugly 5 me
Sucks that we are divided in two threads.
russia is always lewd
i mean kinda hard to go off that.
ill see if i can find a figure of your waifu online and do a cheeky hot glue if youd like, or what is easier, your own custom tribute ;^)
It's like the fucking Berlin wall.
Because you're posting in the shitposting thread.
Just because I'm a 4/10 at best, have a slightly below average dick, have no friends irl and have no job/money doesn't mean I don'tdeserve a hug once in a while.
Fuck you mi I bet you click the caps lock button and then click it off whenever you need to capitalize something instead of just holding shift.
Well,there are commies on one side.Almost historicly accurate.
ok fine i give in
>no friends irl
You have no friends here either.
Best girl from Re: Zero
Why iare there 2 threads?
I really should show up somewhat more often - been playing GTA Online too much
Best suit girl claimed
You jerk off with your left maybe?
Desecration of corpses is illegal and the meat is probably spoiled. Maybe from a morgue but certainly not a cemetery
thanks.
i know.
Because shitposters.
hey cute
shitposters and stuff
Its not illegal if they cant catch you.But I suppose you are right about the meat rotting.
Commies and shitposters.
there was no pics of russia here until i came
>searches "anime hug" on google images
>finds this image
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Oh. Nice.
How are you Kyouko?
shoo
Makes sense.
Were the Turks involved too?
rawr
Its pretty clean here,so no roaches.
I'm doing good, played some OW and that's about it.
Entertained by these shitposting attempts I guess.
You?
But i don't want to shoo
im 13, pan, and internet trash i need a hug cuz i feel like trash
It's nothing nothing~
I can't really thing of any instructions to give, that's why. I'm basically giving you free rein~
That's good then.
I don't think I've seen a Coconut claimer before, nice. I still need to get around to acquiring Vol2.
How are you?
Sounds nice dude. Quick play or competitive? I haven't played Comp yet, I just like fucking around with 4 of my mates right now. I heard that it was pretty unforgiving when you lose.
I've been alright, just woke up after a long day.
Well don't I can't make you
alright, well if you want, send me a pic and a little message and ill do a cheeky tribute just like i did yesterday. literally ANY pic ;^)
thats all im good for anyway~
nyaaaa