Okay here is my thing bros

Okay here is my thing bros

I have no luck with girls so do you think it would be better to switch to gay or just have patience??


Also would it be good if i had patience with women and in meantime fuck men??

Im not sayin i have luck with men so idk

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M8, patience

Hiw old are you?

patience and hookers.

28 in october

Abd you still virgin?

Where i live you cant dind hookers on streets and im not guy with connections :(

Do you have a degree or training? You need to have a decent job to start. No girl wants to date a janitor unless you've already been dating

yeah if you can't get sex with girls you'll have less luck with guys, unless you're really good looking

No i fucked for 18th birthday we were drunk but ye now im 28 almost

Im chef in restaurant almost 6 years now but no luck still even with some money

Stop being such a fucking faggot, you will get no where by saying "I have no luck with girls",thats probably because girls like guys who take care of them selves. Heres what you do:
>Get a good haircut
>Shave
>Get physically fit
>Have good hygiene and take care of your self
Seriously, just do that and be friendly and you will have a good chance with girls, stop being a little bitch and actually make some change

>switch to gay
Nigga I think you're there already

so what's your strategy? how do you try to hook up?

Well, atleast tou fucked, now go be a buddhist monk, you just need to love yourself

tbh even if you're an ugly fuck you could get laid if you know your shit

>switch to gay
Fucking keck

>Switch to gay
You already are if you can say that

Your probably fat if chef prob your issue

Or just do your own thing, fuck women, they're just expensive sextoys anyways

Idk user i approach we talk find mutual topic and i get friendzoned or shit like that or she leaves am i too nice so she thinks i didnt try to win her idk idk

I habe 65 kilograms and im 178 cm which is 1 meter and 78 centimeters idk how much is that in feets and foots

To be honest with you mate if you were a gay man willing to get fucked in the ass at a moments notice you would get a lot of attention from whoever is in your league the same as a girl putting out. Finding a nice sub on the other hand is just the same as finding a nice girl.

Try all the tricks and practice fucking yourself in the ass, if you enjoy it then continue.

If not, find a regular hooker and the confidence will come.

no such thing as a "friendzone", you just keep her as a friend for too long. you can be nice, but you have to try to get her to bed in a few days, max. one day just get some dinner, the next day do the same thing, but invite her to home to watch a movie. and that's it your basically set - but remember, YOU have the make the move. very few chicks will do that themselves

I took a dive and hit up a gay guy who liked me. I had to think of my the last girl I fucked to cum it was lame.

Do not recommend.

I think thats my problem because im too afraid to make a move because i always think oh shit what if she renects me i ruined frendship or whatever then she spreads it to her friends etc or im just pussy bitch to make a move so ye idk thats kinda mah problem

sounds like good story

drink some alcohol before dates then. not too much so you act drunk, but enough so you're really happy and that you get more confidence. if that doesn't work well then you'll just have to force yourself to do it. if you get denied, it's not as bad as you think. just don't go into any dramas and say "ok cool, hope we can stay friends then" - no way a chick will walk around and tell everyone about that then. also, try to meet girls you don't know - that way you have no friends in common, and nothing to lose.

I can green text it up in here if you want...

If this has happened enough times for it to "always happen" then there are enough of them that you can afford to lose a few.

If it's your one old family friend who you value then yeah don't fuck with that shit. If it's just an acquaintance then your're saying it yourself; they come and go so what do you have to lose.

sorry about my grammar btw i'm tired and drunk as fuck, hope you get the point though

listen to this guy too

Go gay. Men make the best women and gender is just a social construct. Fish want to play games, traps want sex.

I loled

yes please user

Is switching to gay knowingly a thing?

Ye im on phone and i mistype alot

Good point, and no matter how hideous you are, if you are gay something will have sex with you.

Kek femifam spotted

Idk man im just asking if its better and btw we can make it a thing kek im from hiddenlol, everything is possible

The best advice I could ever give to get over yourself..

Drink plenty, go out, talk to people. If the shyness is the problem. Shit will happen eventually.

If it's not, then get yourself a fucking hobby a meet people for real that way.

go bi, get some cock, and take the pussy as it comes

Oh ye well i play guitar, meet people eventualy few girls but taken or too ypung or old n married idk but yeah idk im just fucking lame and unexperienced with women

guitar is sweet for meeting people. a friend of mine hooked up to a chick he found on some musical forums. didn't last long but hey it worked

Do it. Here's mine.

>Be straight white male.
>Hang out with lefty crowd in college.
>Am good friends with some gay people.
>Not a problem, occasional flirt etc.
>Fastforward to house party.
>Bitch I hate brings up prostate stimulation.
>I act nonchalant having fingerblasted myself many times.
>Girlfriend is visibly intrigued about the male G spot.
>Long story short we both regularly enjoy a bit of anal fun time when I'm in the mood.
>Me and gf broke up.
>Another house party including big gay friend called big gay Todd
>BGT has been trying it on with me for as long as I knew him.
>Figure what the hell you need to try something to know whether you like it.
>Totally weirded out by kissing stubble.
>Horney guys are really pushy.
>They make unfamiliar sounds and grunt alot.
>Initially putting a dick in your ass feels like the hole is burning from the stretch.
>Unless you're attracted to them you probably wont maintain an erection so it's no fun.

Overall it was probably inevitable that I would try it. I only wish I was on some hard drugs at the time.

Just eat a dick

>be me
>not working out with girls
>decide to hit on girl in friend group at other college
>shes receptive
>show up (college an hour and a half from where I lived at the time)
>hangout and flirt heavily
>night winds down and I end up next to girl, touch her leg
>watching a let's play on youtube or some shit, she's talking to roomate
>stealth finger under pillow
>She asks me to stop after a while
>Roommate goes to bed, she goes to bed
>Fuck a couch nigger
>Walk over to her door
>fuck I'm nervous
>*Knocks on door*
>Nada
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>*Knocks on door again*
>Sup user?
>I.. shchaguh..
>I need to use your bathroom
>Yeah sure user whatever you need dude
>Nervous piss
>Come out... Look at her... She locks eyes with me
>Approach her...
>Grab her and kiss her
>She's receptive
>Make out and get into her bed
>Dry humping and kissing and grabbing and..
>Eat her out like a gangster
>She sucks my dick
>ijustgotpaid.jpg
>cum and fall asleep
>fast forward next night
>making out and touching and grabbing
>beg to fuck her
>"yes user"
>fuck her so good oh my god
>datass
>excellence
>Leave next morning

>Texting her aftwards
>Eventually she starts a bunch of fucking drama
>gottabefuckingkiddingme
>Becomes a shit show with that social circle

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Holy fucking shit you dumb fuck he wanted the gay story not the girl story

Relationships and sex are overrated dude. srsly

I play the guitar as well. Tbh I'd say forget the guitar for now, if you're inexperienced then you need the easiest route to break the ice.

When you actually get your shit together you can start thinking about what kind of woman u want. Make short term goals. Next possible day get drunk and start talking to people until you feel comfortable. Pick a location where ppl won't remember you.

>show up for new years
>shes ignoring me
>fuck that bitch
>we all finna party
>guy shows up
>chat a little, introduce myself
>he's tall and has a good sense of style
>wearing a colorful hat and boots, kinda hipsterish
>but he's got a nice haircut and looks clean
>he walks into my friend's room
>walks out, says "alright guys i'm out, other parties"
>friends come out of her room and tells me what he said
>[dialog]"hey your friend user, the one with the hair is he?
>"nah"
>"damn, okay, thanks anyway"[/dialog]
>ok.jpg

>Proceed to drink with friends
>homegirl still ignoring me
>feelsbadman
>getting plastered with my best of friends
>homegirl's fat whale sister hitting on me
>talking to her at one moment while smoking hookah
>she leads into me
>nonononononononononono
>she starts making out with me
>look in horror toward her sister
>notanounceofattention.jpg
>escape the whale
>my name is jonas
>imsodrunk.jpg
>talk to Friend, get homeboi's number

>start texting, convince him to come over
>'i'm bicurious'
>we hangout and flirt, he's pretty cool
>go into my friend's girlfriend's room (there's four rooms if you've been counting)
>make out
>He takes off my clothes
>ohmygodwhatamidoing
>suck his dick
>hey i'm pretty good at this
>he sucks mine
>I cum thinking about homegirl
>pass out
>wake up the next morning

Ye , gay story pls

>oh my god
>pretend to sleep until he leaves
>go out to lunch with my friend and his girlfriend
>all I can think about is how I fucked a dude in her bed
>she still doesn't know
>mfw I left lube in her room
>mfw she has never said a word of it till this day

>homeboi spent the next two days over text trying to convince me I was gay
>thanks but no thanks
>now i've done everything
>to this day not a soul knows.

>I texted him one night when I was drunk
>he didn't reply but I probably would have sucked his dick if he did
>homegirl is still a bitch
>homebio still a contact in my phone

>everytime a girl I am into is being a bitch I think of him
>he said I was really good at sucking dick
>now I know
>i'm straight
>but damn do I give good blow jobs

My bad

Sorry all

Yode iz herez to fiks all yoer problemz poor kid! I will give yuoe teh power of love andf force

Where you meet girls normally? Maybe you can use Tinder

Kek u good bro :*

I never met hirl online is it easier??