OFFICIAL DERBY THREAD 3

>Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2016 Major League Baseball Home Run Derby MVP

>Camden Yard babby BTFO
>Coors babby BTFO
>Shitattle BTFO
>Doyers cucked by another orange and black team

Its been a good night desu

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>rags

who else is pumped for stanton v duvall?

>resd

>John Carl Stanton

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yup

>implying Duvall

Which can you do Sup Forums? Hit a HR in a MLB ballpark, hit a half court shot in a NBA arena, or kick a 50 yard FG in a NFL stadium?

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Xth for 500 feet dingers

I'm more than pumped for Stanton v. The Toddfather

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aaaaaand yup

Team Stanton

who else watching ESPN deportes and defying Trump babbies?

half court breh its not that far as long as I keep getting to chuck them

FRAZ FRAZ FRAZ FRAZ

WIN IT FOR DA GO!

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i can do all three idiot but i choose not to waste my time in the meaningless pursuit of mindless athletics instead devoting my precious time and life energy toward valuable research investigation and philosophy

Half court shot i could potentially get lucky. Not even close for others

welcome to my house

>pls don't leave so soon

Most people could do the first two if given enough opportunities

can we just give it to Stanton already

Half court shot is the easiest by far, doesn't take much strength and it's 90% luck

I could probably hit a homerun at wrigley on one of those crazy wind days with a aluminum bat

HE DID IT

>Liner to left

Cheeky

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hit a home run in an NBA arena

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poor little white boy

THIS CHEEKY LAD DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIT BIG DINGERS

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>home run derby final
>2 players not on the All Star team

BASED FUCKING FRAZ

WHITE SOX!!!!!

is it me or is this the best hr derby in a long ass time

>final is two guys not in the ASG

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Homerun in Yankee stadium with an aluminum bat and half court shot.

>Team Stanton

kek

no this year had too many boring rounds but last year's was awesome

Gunna masterbate consecutively for each homerun Stanton hits.

Its because Stanton hits ball just under 500 ft that's fucking ridiculous.

If you wanna hit big you gotta eat big

4 scoops come on

R8 this body lads

I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MEME MAGIC

THE TODDFATHER WILL WIN THIS FOR THE 'GO

>people wanted to see pitchers take 30 fucking swings to hit a couple 400 footers

>I think it has enough
>going going going gone

>this one has enough too
>going going going and that one's gone

when will this fat talentless jew retire?

FRAZZZZZZZZZZ

this
stanton is good but too good
no suspense, he just BTFOs everyone derby over

WHO /WHITE SOX/ HERE

LETS GO FRAZ

>"Fraizer's my pick"

Detroit is for Based Stanton

just realized how weird it would be if there was a random spanish team called the fathers

Based lad

I haven't seen balls flying at this masse since I was last at a gay club.

Rumor has it after this upcoming NFL season.

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It's been p good. Too bad I've seen better camera work at high school sporting events.

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>This guy wasted 2 hours of his day to monitor people wanting to watch hitters take glorified BP

> german humour

>players can't get signed unless they have a kid or are a priest

QUADS FOR TODD

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Canada is with based john carlos

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Wow! Thanks T-Mobile! Truly awesome :)

T-Mobile has the largest coverage in the US!

>this white cuck happy he's giving money to niggers at inner cities via the boys and girls club

JUST

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That T-Mobile exec looked like a fucking dork.

>German phone company ruining the most American of sports

makes sense

WOW DOUBLING THE JACKPOT!!!

> quad frazier

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>HAVE A JACKPOT
>DOUBLE IT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

quads can't save you now

>baseball funding in the inner city

Why bother? The blacks will play basketball, the mexicans and europeans will play soccer, and the cubans/dominicans were already playing baseball anyway.

>a multi-billion dollar company is donating a measely $500k

JOHN CARLO KILLIN DEEZ BASEBALL NIGGAS

YOU CAN......PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD

YESSSSS!!!!

this guy is cancer

i'm sure he's real worried about looking like a dork when he cashes his stock options out upon retirement

I BELIEVE

>How strong is he
>Avg HR distance like 475+ feet

Great commentary yet again by the woman

TEAM STANTON LETS GO

This guy is a white sox legend

Todd frazier has been crushing them but i don't think he can keep up with stanton

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He made $800k last year ;_;

baseball is already taking talented athletes from football. kids and parents are realizing that a football career lasts just long enough for the player to spend all his money and get a debilitating lifelong injury

Not enough Trump references in this thread

6/10

Is Stanton Venezuelan or Cuban?

Mendoza isn't known for her quick wit

How far is gay?
I've jacked off to gay porn (2d 3d) , flirted with men, and might have sucked a cock.

Where were you when Stanton won the home runb owl?

>its a hawk advocates causing physical harm to an opposing teams player episode

tiesto is a garbage dj

you should feel bad

who?

why does everyone hate chris berman so much?

you're still not gay yet

apply yourself

>qt loli's will never bring you gatorade and towels and stand there watching you rehydrate and dry yourself off