ITT we post our secrets

ITT we post our secrets

I'm a man.

I am the best DDR player in the world. I've been to Japan multiple times to take part in, and win, competitions. It was cool when DDR was a fad, but now it's uncool so I don't tell anyone. I've made over half a million dollars just playing DDR.

my best friends gf often cheat on him... with me, she thinks anal doesn't count as cheating so she lets me do her whenever he isn't around. i know it does count as cheating, but hey if she's going to cheat, might aswell be with me.

i'm sucking my sisters vibrator off, cause maybe she did forgot to clean it up

im 23/m and wearing a diaper i have no medical need for.

I'm a satanist, haven't told anyone for obvious reasons

15 and only 1 gf we only be on the relation 3 weeks and i have fear of dont dind another relationship early

I am gay.

you anonymous on here, mind posting some proof of some sort? like a ddr machine with a timestamp

I have a hypnosis kink and a thing for situations where I might get caught, so when I hypnotize my friends I jerk off once I get them under. They have no clue of my fetishes.

I have an exact angle I can put the window in my room in so I can see into my flatmates room. I watch him fuck her whenever she's over

MODS!!!

I like romantic comedians

I'm with a girl I'm incredibly unhappy with because I lost the girl I was sure was my soulmate.
My lifes a never ending void of depression and no one knows.
I joined the army to get away from life and I leave soon.
Theres more but whatever.

I'm Taylor Swift

faggot

i have a hard time believing any of these

I'm a memelord who uses offensive jokes to cover up the fact that I'm a gay furry

I hatemy friends but i dont tell to anybody because i would be alone, the only thing made me stay alive and dont bored its League of legends

I'm hiding in the attic Ann Frank ly I'm getting pretty board.

I fucked my friends mom while his dad watched. Pretty sure he ate my cum out of her once I left. My friend has an idea I fucked his mom, but if he only knew the extent.

I use twitter rp to score chesse pizza.

it's Sup Forums everything is a work of fiction user. you should consider this a roleplaying board.

go wild user, you could be a doctor or a minister, or maybe a coast guard if that seems fun

I alredy post 3 times and I have more, thats sad.

twas molested

Kakarotler

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I fell incredibly in love with my best friend 3 - 4years ago
We kissed 2 times when we were drunk and we said that we never going to talk about it
and now our friendship is destroyed but i still got really strongg feelings and since she tells me everything it really hurts me when she tells me stuff like "at this party i met this guy and we fucked in the bathroom" and stuff or that she sucked off a guys dude while leaving me alone at 3 AM

I'm listening the very best of elvis presly right now

I'm taking female hormones everyday for the obvious reasons.

gl bro, or sister...

Holy shit. Fucking feels. If you need to vent, pour your heart out man.

I hate when people call mods for everything but underage fags they shut the place up with the stupid shit they say. They reveal themselves all the time by saying stupid shot at least be smasmarty enough to not just out yourself

Thanks hon, I spose sister is the goal in the end.

i'm kind of a loser but i do mean well and my friends like me for who i am, but when i go on job interviews or meet a woman i can't help but make myself look better by lying that i'm an architect that's currently working on a big project.

I've jacked off to my sister's panties multiple times when she's not home and sometimes I'll leave a bit of my cum on her toothbrush in the bathroom

Proof with timestamp or kys

I'm scared to tell my friends my conservative views because I fear they'll see me as some sort of racist nazi

Oh boy, here we go again..

if this is true. Do yourself a favor dude, from a guy who was in a similar situation (Minus the fucking other guys part), cut ALL contact with her.

Facebook / Twitter / Skype / Hanging out. Everything dude.

You don't even have to tell her, just back off. It's killing you man. It surely was killing me. Still kills me not talking to her everyday, knowing how her day is going, having someone to talk deep stuff... hurts man, but hurts more when she doesn't love you like you do.

I killed a bunny when I was a 5. It didn't die when I threw it at the wall so I spent about half an hour torturing it (breaking it's limbs, poking at it's eye with a stick). Never knew bunnies could scream. That was my first memorable boner

I have regular sex with my sheep girlfriend

I delete torrents the moment the download finishes.

You my friend are the silent majority but still get better friends

you monster

The only way i can get excited with porn is looking some sadomasochism or at least some sumision, if it doesnt have its like im watching some puppies.

Tell her how you feel, user.

My wife and i are currently planning a me her and trap 3some

When I was im the Navy, me and a bunch of buddies would go to thailand and get some of those lady boys and take them up to the hotel and juat go to town on them all night.

I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!

I am a alcoholic in the closet with a business and a big family. I never miss any family shit but I am also a degerate gambler. I also meet up with women I meet on Craigslist and beat off in in my office daily. WTF is wrong with me? AMA

I always double dip.

I ATE THE LUTEFISK

I was the bass player for a bit in haircut 100

I have sexually coerced 9 girls to let me do whatever I wanted to them. None of it involved using force.

These instances account for approximately 30% of the chicks ive fucked and are by far the best times I have ever had sex.

I am 38 years old (almost 39) and I still have no idea what it means to be an adult. I don't know what it feels like to love anyone -- even my own family. I try my best to fake it but I find it annoying and tedious, like they are wasting my time. I would rather be by myself and not have to pretend like I care.

Somehow, this bothers me... but not enough to REALLY care.

I thought you could turn off the radio and the music would pause so I missed my favorite song when i was a kid cause I was saving it for my dad and he didn't give a shit when it didn't work and it hurt my feelings so i killed him

Since breaking up with my wife about a month ago, I've been thinking about nothing but cocks. It's been over 10 years since I've sucked a dick but want to do it again so fucking bad.

I go for walks every night and go to public parks where I strip off all my clothes and walk around completely naked and then masturbate.

I've been talking to other horny guys on steam and am very close to meeting up with some of them at the parks I go to so that I can finally suck cock again.

I want to suck cock so fucking bad that I am already telling myself to let whoever I finally do suck off I'm going to let him cum in my mouth and I'm going to try and swallow his load.

I eat my own shit

Iktf user

i feel old for getting the reference...

CHIKADZUKITAI KIMI NO RISOU NI
SUNAO NI NARENAI

Dude just suck a cock...I mean fuck who cares?

did you break up with your wife because of these homosexual desires or was it an unrelated incident?

I refuse to leave or let this girl know how I really feel because shes been nothing but great twards me and it would be unfair for me to leave her for my ex.
Not that she wpuld even take me back..
I play vidya to drown out anything bad from my mind and to keep me going.
I'm 18.
My family is dirt poor and my dad wprls 14 hours a day for an under paying construction job.
I'm watching my father slowly kill himself in work exhaustion and cry ever day because he cant give his kids the life he wants for them.
My mother is a religious fanatic who isn't doing much to help him because"god will provide".
I'm always broke because they take any money I make for bills.

There you go.

I've stolen a computer from school and probably will have a search warrant on me within the next month if my paranoia is correct.
Wishing otherwise though, its crazy how much I regret it, I was down at the time and it seemed like one of the only ways to bring some opportunity back in my life with no risk.

>I've been talking to other horny guys on steam and am very close to meeting up with some of them at the parks I go to

how the hell do you use steam to look for dicks to suck ? i've never seen a group made there for that purpose

Oh my god

apparently have kid that have never met

>I mean fuck who cares?
Jesus Does,
every time a dude finishes in another dudes mouth Jesus stands on top of a cloud and yells out "gaaaaay!"

>be me, 1 year ago exactly
>be horny with money from student loan refund
>decide to go to a city a few miles from dorm
>go to Korean-owned massage parlor
>get offered full service
>accept it
>get table shower first
>get back to room
>about to have some fun!
>but, need to pay now...$220
>decide to pay house fee of $70 with debit card
>pay for full service with cash
>woman comes back into the room and gives card back
>gets undressed
>sexytime.exe
>rush it
>get dressed and walk out shaking at the experience
>terrified the rest of the night about what would happen if the cops raided the place and found a receipt with my signature on it
>decide to go get new card first thing in the morning
>do so the next day
>dick has friction burns until November

My girlfriend accidentally gave a random stranger a blow job once.

devastated, I fancy my best friend gf
feeling like sick about myself, always the wrong thing

Dude thats exactily what im doing right now cutting off all contacts and trying to avoid her at all times
Its really difficult tough because her whole family knows me and the place we live in is really small so every week i encounter at least 1 family member of her who starts a conversation with me

In my situation it was really obvious that she felt in love with me too at some point but she got really cold somehow and is not trying to keep contact with me at all since i quitly decided to take a break from her so i can concetrate on other things

it felt good hearing your words user, srsly i have no one to talk to about this.

how do you accidentally give someone a blowjob?

You been friendzoned good and proper. Cut off all contact and move on.

I also eat my shit.

Story? How does one give someone an accidental blowjob?

No.

torrents are for amateurs

usenet = god teir

she blind or something?

Seek help asap user

I'm mentally ill. I don't want to tell my friends or family because I'm worried that they'll either start treating me differently or see me as some kind of pussy/attention whore.

I killed someone once.

reveal the first letter of your first name niggerfaggot

what kind of mental illness do you have user?

I can identify with you user.
You're probably screaming out to be someone you never could be.

>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan.
>He's groaning loud now.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moanin in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.

Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine. Whoever that guy was, I hope he was happy getting that BJ from my girlfriend...

hot i am 26 totally in to it

i secretly plan to vote for trump in november when all my family despises him and talks shit during dinner. i go along with it as to not make waves, but they all talk about how the white man causes problems for everyone and how society owes everything to immigrants because they helped build this country, i laugh on the outside but inside.................i die just a little.

or tell short story

HIMYM?

Bipolar.

I didn't break up with my wife because of my love for cock.
I've been sucking cock my entire life (except for he past 10 years or so).

I actually broke up with my wife because she got a tattoo. I won't stick my dick in anything with a tatoo so I kicked the bitch out.

Enjoy your HIV user

Holy shit. I'm sorry man. I hope things get better for you. I actually kind of want to cry. Idk why this story is the only one that hits me hard on a personal level. I can't relate to you or your situation at all, but I hope everything works out. I wish you the best of luck my friend.

ahhh, close , but he actually was an architect. the correct answer was george, a.k.a art vandelay from seinfeld

Actually i know a case like that.
>chick was dating a dude
>he has twin bro
>didnt tell her this
>theyre at his house and he says "imma go take a shower
>she decides to suprise him
>walks into bathroom
>grabs him and goes down
>sucks him until he blows in her mouth
>walks out
>few min later he comes out of bedroom while shower is still going
>says my brother is taking forever in the shower man
Hfw

I talk to horny guys on squirt, not steam...my mistake