/nrl/ Cat edition

Team list Tuesday today and Origin tomorrow
>Dylan Walker injures himself punching a door
>Brett Stewart and Chase Stanley out for the season
>Corey Norman rumored to be in a sex tape that's been shopped around the media
>Jarryd Hayne expected to return to Parramatta

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I would fuck that cat

based pantherman

Thanks

Wow guys i mean just wow
Holy fuck
Literally

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Good post

i'm so glad the sharks keep winning games. the arrogance just keeps on building up in the shire and it will all come crashing down on them in the end

>le fugg le sharks xD

*yawns*

poop

POOP

P O O P

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch

Haha.

nrl.com/news/weeklyfeatures/teamlists/tabid/11656/default.aspx

>Still no Munster

I only have 2 CTW's this week. Could lose to a shitter.

The South Sydney Rabbitohs have terminated the contract of player Paul Carter following a breach of the Club’s Code of Conduct and specific clauses of his NRL contract.

Rabbitohs General Manager of Football, Shane Richardson, said: “the Board has made a decision today to terminate Paul’s contract immediately as a result of his recent conduct.

“We have given Paul all of the support, and every opportunity, to get his career and life back on track but unfortunately he has been unable to meet the standards we had agreed when Paul joined the Club.

“This is a bigger issue than football for Paul. Needless to say we will continue to provide welfare, support and assistance to Paul in his continuing rehabilitation.”

The South Sydney Rabbitohs have terminated the contract of player Paul Carter following a breach of the Club’s Code of Conduct and specific clauses of his NRL contract.

Rabbitohs General Manager of Football, Shane Richardson, said: “the Board has made a decision today to terminate Paul’s contract immediately as a result of his recent conduct.

“We have given Paul all of the support, and every opportunity, to get his career and life back on track but unfortunately he has been unable to meet the standards we had agreed when Paul joined the Club.

“This is a bigger issue than football for Paul. Needless to say we will continue to provide welfare, support and assistance to Paul in his continuing rehabilitation.”

>trade him in
>hasn't played since

fuck this cunt seriously

>he fell for the "trade in a player right after he puts up a massive score" meme

What will Bevan French need to score this week to get an increase of at least $6000?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62442476/

>>Jarryd Hayne expected to return to Parramatta

CRAWLING BACK WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS

walkcunt is LITERALLY seething with fury in that thread.

Fucking KEK

Roosters 2013 team
1. Minichiello - retired
2. Tupou - still at the club
3. Jennings - Went to Parramatta
4. SKD - still at the club, but has missed a lot of games due to off field controversies
5. RTS - Went to the Warriors
6. Maloney - Went to Cronulla
7. Pearce - still at the club but almost fucked his career up
8. JWH - Still at the club
9. Friend - still at the club, in the worst form of his life
10. Moa - still at the club but will most likely leave
11. Guerra - still at the club
12. SBW - Went NZ Union
13. Cordner - Still at the club
14. Mortimer - Went to Gold Coast
15. FPN - Went to Canberra, now in ESL
16. Aubusson - still at the club
17. O'Donnell - Retired

Rabbitohs 2014 GF team
1. Inglis - Still at the club, playing so bad he lost his fullback spot at Australia, Queensland and even Souths
2. Johnston - still at the club
3. Walker - almost killed himself and went to Manly
4. Auva’a - still at the club, but most likely going to get sacked
5. Tuqiri - retired
6. Keary - still at the club but signed with the Roosters
7. Reynolds - still at the club, made his Origin debut
8. G. Burgess - still at the club, has had some bad injury problems
9. Koroisau and Luke - left to Manly and the Warriors
10. Tyrell - still at the club, probably one of the worst players in first grade
11. Te‘o - Went to European Rugby union
12. Sutton - still at the club but got his captaincy stripped off and has had injury problems
13. S.Burgess - left but came back
14. Clark - still at the club
15. Turner - still at the club, almost suffered a career ending injury
16. Mcqueen - went to Gold Coast
17. T.Burgess - still at the club

Meanwhile the Cowboys have the same fucking team. How the FUCK do they manage themselves so well?

Kek

Love seeing all the butthurt broncos """"""supporters"""""""

are you serious? what a fuckin weak cunt

Apparently there's a spot on the Hong Kong men's ping pong team for him

Roosters and Souths imploded 2 years after winning. Cowboys will do the same.

Tamou leaving is just the start. They literally don't have a good enough starting prop in reserve grade, and aren't even looking to buy.

Kostjasyn leaving as well will force Granville to play 80, which he can't do.

Re-signing shitters like Linnet and Winterslow was retarded, and now they will likely lose Bowen, Mosby, Moga and Ponga, all of whom are better prospects.

The implosion IS happening.

They got their premiership and that's all that matters to them. Especially JT since he's on his way out in the next year or two anyway.

>that cat

:3

AUSSIES ARE GOING TO KILL 2 MILLION FERAL CATS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

based salary cap

Rare

Because it hasn't even been a year since they won the hip you tard? Roosters only lost Luke O'Donnell going into 2014. Cowboys have already lost Tamou for next year

New

Thurston retiring will cripple them more than losing any of those might-be-goods.

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my sc team is the best I have had in my 3(?) years of playing with you shit cunts

I'm finally going to get my hip

exact opposite for me 2bh. Going to win the afl hip though

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>walkcunt's wild, damage controlling rant trying to claim a scrum is the same thing as a penalty
Never gets old

I fucking love walkbro

He has single handedly kept /nrl/ alive

Well Souths “officially” re-sign Cody Walker

Speaking of which, how did it take so long for this cunt to get into first grade? He's a fucking gun

>walkcunt's wild, damage controlling rant trying to claim "shitposting" is toxic
Never gets old

He is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

why don't you post your team name so we can all laugh at you cunt

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60247853

Why post it when you will see it when I the hip?

If you truly believed you could win you would post your team name.
You have self doubt, hence why you haven't posted it.
This seed of self-doubt will manifest into reality and your team WILL suffer many injuries and low scores and you WILL make dud trades.

All because you tried to make a "witty", "confident" comeback.

I've made all my trades bar one - Matterson to JT next week.

My team is complete and I have 6 trades for injuries and good depth

I even gave you a clue :3

You will literally and figuratively lose to Pooster this week.

lmao no fucking chance

poosterwoman on pooicide watch

is that the cat that was on the field the other day?

Just won fifty bucks on pokerstars in an hour.

Could probably become a pro if I felt like it.

rich cunt

How many hands did you win

Fantastic thread. BroncGODS Pty Ltd made me kek

Quite a few. Didnt count.

The majority of it was from 2 hands where the dumb cunts tried to bluff me when they had nothing and i had a full house. Happened twice and they went all in.

Gonna win some more money and book a one way ticket to brisbane to live under the tutelage of WalkGOD

WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)

WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)

WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)

WalkGod is perfection.

WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.

WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent

WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.

WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.

WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.

WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."

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GODland on 3-0 watch

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch

walkcunt on suicide watch

walkie

walkcunt on suicide watch

walkcunt on suicide watch

walkgod on walkcide watch

walkcunt on suicide watch

Gehgott unter Beobachtung wegen Suizidgefährdung

Let's get this bad boy to 1000!

Brad Arthur's interview with the integrity unit got leaked. It's riveting stuff

cat on athlete watch

WalkGod on nobel prize watch

I can just TASTE how badly one of you disgusting redditors wants to make a new thread with an OP dedicated to Origin.

I hope you know just how pathetic you are.

Kill yourself.

Poorey Poorman pleads guilty to drug possession lads

Both Parramatta and the NRL won't suspend him.

Such a disgusting league.

associating with organised crime in itself should be enough to have him rubbed out, forget the other shit

I'm so fucking sick of Parramatta, just nuke that """"city"""" already

all glory to hover cat

>its a guy from NSW still goes for NSW despite them being losers episode

corey oates has gonorrhea lads

dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/television/aussie-film-and-tv-is-a-sausage-fest-where-women-rarely-get-a-say-this-is-the-3m-plan-to-change-that/news-story/154975962843cc0afd1c30fab93a905a

Maybe he is a loser also.

He was stuck behind a few players in the halves at Melbourne before Souths signed him

Lads, r8 this 2017 team

1. Tedesco
2. B.Morris
3. Dugan
4. Hayne
5. Mansour
6. Maloney
7. Reynolds
8. Woods
9. Peats
10. Tamou
11. Frizell
12. Cordner
13. Jackson
14. J.Bird
15. Graham
16. Klemmer
17. Fifita

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BILLY SLATER IS FUCKING DONE LADS

still loving the new Rihanna song lads

youtube.com/watch?v=TVJ7P5Bqjgg

KEK.

The redditor has already made a new thread with an absolute cringe OP filled with shitty "slang".

how fucking typical that reddit would defend Norman's degeneracy. Norman is now officially reddit

Hoping for a good Origin match here tonight

Hopefuly Gallen's last match, he's been a real drag on NSW this year, bit of a ball hog

Taylor Swift visited a children's hospital in Brisbane today, pic related

Should mean good luck for QLD tonite.

Based Gallen is going to kill JT as a last fuck you to Queensland tonight

Cant wait

That or a bad omen lid.

True. Not sure why she's in Brizzie

>Drawn into the backdrop here you could fade you could fade away

it's weird when you look at these pictures of zyzz knowing they were taken 5+ years ago

>tfw Aussie neighbors are from Melbourne so can't talk to them about NRL

Plus they're Roos fans for AFL. Fuck