/NBA/ GENERAL: I'm camping EDITION

>No joke. Pic related. Camping is shit.

are you sure that isnt a secret kill room

I'm bretty sure u leef

timestamp lad

Summer league is so comfy Bros

>ingram isn't goat

/nba/ was wrong again

why do kirby games have the GOAT music?

canada did you play planet robobot

How can white men compete with big Slav cock?

Well I don't have a pen or paper so here's my spit for proof

it's shit and boring. I can't stay interested for the whole game even if it's my fav team

>Summer League games matter guise!

>tfw detroit is going to have a very big front line

>18 seasons of 50+ wins
>5x champion
>3x finals mvp
>2x regular season mvp
>made it past the first round 15 times, never missed playoffs
>6th in rebounds all time
>5th in blocks all time
>top 15 in points all time
>3rd most regular season wins in history
>2nd most playoff wins in history

5 rings bitch

>"ingram is the next durant"
>"ingram's the best shooter in the draft"
>"ingram's jumper is w e t"
>"ingram will average 16+ppg"
>"ingram is a sure thing"

ingram has made 2 field goals total in the last two games against d-leaguers and nobodies.

my god, it's fucking over.

...

for you

His most elite years don't stack up to Shaq, Hakeem, Wilt or Kareem's most elite years.

He is at best the 5th greatest center ever.

This isn't /r/ faggot

>shaq
GOAT center

>hakeem
meme welfare championships, next

>wilt
hurr durr 6 teams

>kareem
nah

greatest PF of all time, easily top 5 player all time

>going off FG made

The guy had 7 points, 7 rebounds on 5 shots. Sounds like a decent night to me.

show me summer leaguers who became stars after averaging 7-10ppg? because that's where ingram is.

>not sitting by a fire drinking a beer

???????

He's a power forward so those saying he's a center are mistaken

is he still repeatedly driving into the rim, ramming into 3 defenders?

Didn't expect Boban to have such low body fat and muscle definition, maybe he really made in a lab.

That's why it's comfy. Just bad funny basketball

Mahamadu ndiaye is a massive mother fucker

>all his points were free throws
>"a decent night"

is this what you want in a basketball player

Duncan's greatest year (and the only year he averaged more than 25PPG) was in 2002 with 25PPG, 12.5REB and 2.5Blocks

Shaq, Hakeem, Wilt and Kareem average those numbers in their sleep.

>the giant can't catch a simple pass

I wanted to see him dunk it without jumping

lol, golden state brought in fucking manute 2.0.

but he has hands of stone and is clearly not a basketball player.

>tfw growing man tits

how the fuck do i stop this

5 rings bitch

Draymond Green
Isaiah Thomas
Khris Middleton
Morris twins
Nikola Vucevic
Jimmy Butler
Reggie Jackson

machete or stop eating and do push ups.

that's funny since TD's not a fucking center retard

>OP who's camping here
>What are chest exercises

are you fat? do you have gyno? are they growing in size?

>russell
>clarkson
>ingram
>nance
>zubac
>luke "phil jackson" walton

give me one reason why we won't win it all five years from now

got fatter over the last year but still considered "skinny fat"

Duncan's not a center dummy

>buying into this meme

Duncan was only not a center when he played with Robinson. He was a center for the majority of his career.

TOP TEN CENTERS

1. Kareem
2. Wilt
3. Shaw
4. Hakeem
5. Duncan
6. Admiral
7. Moses
8. Russel
9. Ewing
10. Yao

because we will back to back 5 years from now.

u pokemon go in that trip?

How do I argue with idiot Lelkersfags when they say that Kobr was better than Timmy?

Keep in mind that I live in Arizona, so they're especially stupid

you already know the answer to this question senpai. all it takes is eating right (cutting in your case) and exercising (preferably lifting weights, especially if you've never done anything physical in your life and you don't have an athletic frame aka broad shoulders and all that other stuff). it's a lifestyle change for sure but the alternative is getting even fatter and geting even bigger mantits

cut 500 calories from your maintenance calories while lifting weights, burn an additional 100 calories a day in exercise

follow scooby1961's at home lifting program, take care to keep good form and not fuck up your back

increase weight when you don't feel challenged anymore, those tater tots will be gone in 3 months

>Camping
>With your phone
>With any electronics at all
I don't even frequent the apehoop generals, but you're missing the point.

Kobe never won a championship playing second fiddle like Duncan did.

No. I didn't download it. Looks disappointing. Crashes are frequent. Probably drains battery. And I don't want to be an autist in public. I'm in New York enjoying Lake Erie

>you don't have an athletic frame aka broad shoulders

>tfw have dwight howard shoulders

my therapist hit on me she is lowkey a milf like tina fey, it's a gift and a curse

>/lakersfan/ was wrong again

hmm.

dray and jimmy are the best of the bunch, but both are also elite defenders.

the rest are depressingly depressing comps.

just going to hope that him being the youngest player in the draft and the skinniest man on the planet are the reasons he looks so... underwhelming.

swag

1. Jordan
2. Kareem
3. LeBron
4. Magic
5. Wilt
6. Bird
7. Kobe
8. Duncan
9. Shaw
10. Hakeem

The correct top ten

You are obviously not a sports fan because you do not understand sports fan's mentality. You going to support your guy against any of his rival. Its irrational which is why sports is great. Sports is the one place in life where it isn't bad to be irrational and stupid until money is involved.

Lakers fans have realized that the downward trend of the last 5 years will continue and almost all of their shit posting has vanished.

cuz you'll be competing with the twolves, pelicans and suns to just make the finals

where u camping at lad?

How much longer are we going to have to wait for the meme of Kobe being Top 10 All Time to die?

New York. Near Erie.

Hawks, bitches

Adirondacks? or finger lakes

Even when Duncan wasn't the main force offensively, his defense was crucial to all the Spurs' championships.

I think the hawks have the ugliest jersey out of all teams right now.
I don't think they've ever had a good looking jersey.

Even when Kobe wasn't making any shots, his misses provided crucial offensive rebounds in all the Lakers' championships.

What cant the Nets do to win more than 20 games?

Hire Hinkie

He's barely top 5 in any category and people like to say he's better than kobe. 70% win rate has and could till barely match kobes rings

bruh all im saying is that looks suspiciously like a secret kill room set up in your basemen or something, theres no foliage or any indication you are outside

>Jaylen Brown dropped 16 on Ben Simmons
>Brandon Ingram can't even score 10 points on Ben Simmons

>Ben Simmons
@BOS: 10pts, 8rebs, 5ast
@UTA: 6pts, 7rebs, 6ast
@LAL: 8pts, 10rebs, 3stls, 2blks
@CHI: 18pts, 3rebs, 2ast

>Brandon Ingram
@NO: 12pts, 4rebs, 1ast, 1stls, 2blk
@PHI: 7pts, 4rebs, 1ast
@GSW: 7pts, 7rebs, 1ast

>Jaylen Brown
@PHI: 16pts, 6 rebs, 2ast, 2blks
@CHI: 9pts, 1reb, 1stl
@PHX: 5pts, 4rebs, 3ast, 2stls, 2blks

Kobe won 3 championships playing second fiddle, dummy.

Shaw clearly deserved all 3 of his finals mvps.

Who has the biggest/smallest penis?
Devin Booker
Kelly Oubre Jr
Elfrid Payton

James soften has had a pretty good career doing it

desu Brown is a great defender

I bet elfrid is packing

>hating camping

i cant wait til pau gets hurt after 2 games and lamarcus is forced by pop to play center

how do i keep a convo going with a 20yo cutie who messaged me first

Never send a smilie face without adding something to it and never just send "lol" or "haha" and wait until she replies. Those are convo killers.

Why? Pau is a good guy

having electronics is defensible. reading a book or listening to music before going to sleep is nice, and for some of us necessary.

but i never camp where i can get a data connection. the temptation would be too much and i'd end up reading twitter 3 times a day to catch up on goings on. coming to Sup Forums whilst camping? jesus christ i hope i never sink that low.

True, and if I had to watch that on my team I'd stop watching basketball. Suffering through Kobe all these years was bad enough. A Harden-esque freethrow baby would make me kill myself.

This desu fampai. Kobe was a chucker who got carried to rings by Shaw and Ol' Uncle Phil.

Also, go Bucks.

A lot of funny sexual innuendos. Just get her thinking bout sex without being too forward bout it

MODDDDSSSS

THIS WHOLE DAMN THREAD IS UNSPORTS RELATED

>muh opinions

build the wall amirite?

Ingram hasn't made a fg in awhile

SeeDouble doubles are relevant

Dis

>all those numbers
>still loose

Nice stat padding

>Larry Bird didn't leave the Celtics in 1982 for the Champion Lakers

What a dumbass then he could have won the rest of the 80s

> Center

This is either the best bait in history and you caught me, or you are the grandest fucking retard ever to grace our planet. I'll go with the latter you colossal, dick-munching faggot.

Magic
Bird
Worthy
Kareem
Cooper

Scott
Green
Rambis
Thompson

why did bird fuck up so badly.

he's not a sell out

>he's coming
Tell the world
>he's coming home

no thanks.

What are your top 10 centers?

1. Shaq
2. Kareem
3. Wilt
4. Hakeem
5. Bill Russell
6. Robinson
7. Duncan
8. Ewing
9. Walton
10. Karl Malone

Duncan should've won more rings tBh. He won little given his overall playoff success.

this desu

>wanting a flopping turd on your team

okay