I shall call him squishy and he will be mine

I shall call him squishy and he will be mine

Restinpeace

Rest in fucking piece

you are going to die fucker

It tickles when he bites.

The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[8] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.

Stupid-ass, that's a blue-ringed octopus - it has some of the deadliest venom in the world. Kiss your whole world goodbye when that thing bites, and it will.

Timestamp or gtfo

Yer fukin dead kiddo

Which pokeball did you use?

Settle the fuck down Sup Forums

It's only going to sting if it feels like it's in danger. Also those blue rings will glow when it is feeling nervous so you know when to fuck off.

Put it on your dick.

Obvious bait is obvious.

UR gonna die

can I have squishy?

trips and you can have him
-OP

yay!

rollin

Reminds me of my first ex and her obsession with octopi and calling them squishing. Am sad now, goddamnit op

rollin

for Nice
hue hue

Kawaii desu

rip

Wow I've learned some thing today, and that lesson is that being a faggot is okay. A

Mega and a razz