If school was a video-game, what would some of the achievements be?

If school was a video-game, what would some of the achievements be?

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Something Stinks

Put your shit in the vents

Master Manipulator

Convince the Edgy Kid to shoot up the school

Edge Lord

Bring a Katana to School

bump

Wait... Really?
Pass High School on your first attempt

>failing teenage daycare
I detect a nig

Wow, higher than I expected

Get all D's or higher on report card

Potato masher

Win a fight against a retard.

...

15 kill streak

Social Outcast

Managed to have no friends throughout high school

Most Likely To Succeed

Earn an average of an A in one semester.

"Total Faggot"

Suck 2 dicks in the bathroom


I would have gotten that achievement 8 times

HIGH NOOOOOON

Use a revolver to shoot up the school.

user's Secret Drug Group

Share a single joint with four or more people at the back of the building.

Rawr this.

Beat up one emo, furry, scene kid, and tumblrite within a month.

Are americunt highschools really that easy. I had to study 5 hours a day just to pass that shit. I even had to study latin for some reason (not that I actually remember any of it).

Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick

Jack off in the bathroom between classes without being late or getting caught

successfully throwing a sharpener in a teacher's forehead without him noticing it was me

Penis 20
Turn gay

The Walker

Walked home every lunch and never stayed for lunch.

Fucking brilliant.

Running mascara

Bang the class slut and show everyone her nudes.

Berry Alcohols

Successfully drugged up the berry punch bowl at a prom, or drank some alcoholic fruit punch at a dance.

Captain Ahab

Fucked a fat girl.

Take a Knee

Shit on the soccer field

The Phoenix

Make at least a B average your freshman year, almost flunk out of school in sophomore and junior year, and then come back in senior year and get at least a B average again

I would've had this acheivement :(

Reality Check

Shut down a SJW during a class discussion through facts.

The Brown Bomber

Shit in four sinks without getting caught.

Ingenious

Cheated on every test and managed to score A's without getting caught.

Magic Bus

Stealthfully masterbate on the bus ride to school with at least a dozen other kids on board.

I thought sjws only appear at colleges.

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Higher education

Ace a test while high

The Van Halen

Banged a Teacher

The Kliq

Start high school with a group of 5+ friends, and then graduate with that same group with everybody staying friends

Lashing out

Expose someones wrist scars during class.

50g achievement

white capper

headshot 50x students with white caps on the level columbine at high noon

I think Master Bus would be better personally

Wow I know a girl who would've had that achievement at like 50 or 60 times

Beginning to Not Give a Fuck

Put your feet on the desk for the first time.

High Score

Achieve 20+ kills and surpass the current high score.

This School Sucks

Get a blowjob on school property without getting caught

In hindsight, yeah probubly.

I used to do that pretty often on the way to school due to my bus-induced erections.

Scavenger

Eat 100 bites of other peoples food

White Power

Beat the hell out of someone who isn't white.

Rage Quit

Drop out of school.

Someone Has To Clean It Up

Stand against the bathroom stall and masturbate while trying to get your jizz into the toilet bowl.

It's Not A Place For Smart People, Morty.

Don't do a single homework assignment in a unit and still pass the test (in any class).

So Is He Gay Or Something? Nope!

Befriend and assimilate with a group of girls, hang out with only them, and then bed one of them

My first 10000

Turn enough tricks in the restrooms

Zz zZ zz Zz....

Sleep a total of 1 week of classes.

Born Leader

Become Class President

Ah...Shit

Clog a toilet

The Perpetual 12-Year-Old

Play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic The Gathering, or Pokemon Trading Card Game during lunches

Secret Service

Attend Private School

40 Year Old Virgin

Graduate high school without losing your virginity

Abreast of current events.

Touch your first real boob.

I nailed that one

Poon Slayer

Fuck 15 different chicks in your first 2 years

Harry Houdini

Escape from school without being seen, and have nobody know you're gone

Whale Blubber

Watch a fat girl cry or slip during PE

Stealth-Boy

Go through all 4 years completely invisible

Ninja flight simulator

Trip the kid who runs like naruto in the halls

Foreign Claims

Bang a foreign exchange student.

Whiplash Dodger

Dodge 10 slap-ass towels in the locker room

I'm Not Gonna Cry, I'm Not Gonna Cry, I'm Not Gonna...

Break down and cry in front of a group of 20+ people

Should have clarified, first two years of High School

Robbin' Hood

Steal another person's wiper blades

This Means War

Start 3 food fights in the cafeteria

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CAP THIS AND POST IT IN THE THREAD!

The Chameleon

Change your style at least twice throughout high school

Johnny Rebel

Fly the Stars and Bars from your vehicle

Think Fast

Dodge a total of 20 dodgeballs in gym in your first year

Jock Cock Rock

Slam the douchiest Jock right in his family jewels

This was basically required where I went to school.

Black Lives Don't Matter

Call someone a nigger in front of a large group of people

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND ASK FOR SHIT THAT THEY CAN EASILY DO IN MS PAINT AND POST IT IN THE THREAD

I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo

Take creepshots at school and post them on Sup Forums

Its easy to pass but difficult to do well, also it really it depends on the rigor of your high school. Having attended two top50 high schools i can say that the competition and academic pressure can be really high, at least in the north east.

Puberty

Go through puberty, unlocks hard mode

DRAW A SPONGE

I would have gotten a few of them.

I am not proud

Grandma

Never once complete a task on a school computer without asking for help.

>hard mode
Tee-hee

if you know what I mean

Standing alone

Have a teacher pick a partner for you.

Certified Moonman

Fight a squad of black kids on your own and defeat them.

Get a 10 people kill streak

newfag detected

Family Guy

Knock up your girlfriend, get a job, and provide for your kid

*This achievement unavailable in Da Hood Edition

actually did this one
one of the best scores too

Alone In The Dark

Be the only white person in your group of friends

Redneck tried to do this after they pulled him out of his truck. They literally stomped on his head on the concrete after all teaming up on him.

Thought it would be silent!

Fart audibly in class.

Stealth Master 9000

Fart in class and everyone blames the fat kid

Kill/death ratio

Radio Rebel

Hijack the intercom system and stir shit up. (Unlocks outfit: Anonymous Mask)

>be the only white
> ave friends
Fucking disgusting