If school was a video-game, what would some of the achievements be?
If school was a video-game, what would some of the achievements be?
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Something Stinks
Put your shit in the vents
Master Manipulator
Convince the Edgy Kid to shoot up the school
Edge Lord
Bring a Katana to School
bump
Wait... Really?
Pass High School on your first attempt
>failing teenage daycare
I detect a nig
Wow, higher than I expected
Get all D's or higher on report card
Potato masher
Win a fight against a retard.
...
15 kill streak
Social Outcast
Managed to have no friends throughout high school
Most Likely To Succeed
Earn an average of an A in one semester.
"Total Faggot"
Suck 2 dicks in the bathroom
I would have gotten that achievement 8 times
HIGH NOOOOOON
Use a revolver to shoot up the school.
user's Secret Drug Group
Share a single joint with four or more people at the back of the building.
Rawr this.
Beat up one emo, furry, scene kid, and tumblrite within a month.
Are americunt highschools really that easy. I had to study 5 hours a day just to pass that shit. I even had to study latin for some reason (not that I actually remember any of it).
Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
Jack off in the bathroom between classes without being late or getting caught
successfully throwing a sharpener in a teacher's forehead without him noticing it was me
Penis 20
Turn gay
The Walker
Walked home every lunch and never stayed for lunch.
Fucking brilliant.
Running mascara
Bang the class slut and show everyone her nudes.
Berry Alcohols
Successfully drugged up the berry punch bowl at a prom, or drank some alcoholic fruit punch at a dance.
Captain Ahab
Fucked a fat girl.
Take a Knee
Shit on the soccer field
The Phoenix
Make at least a B average your freshman year, almost flunk out of school in sophomore and junior year, and then come back in senior year and get at least a B average again
I would've had this acheivement :(
Reality Check
Shut down a SJW during a class discussion through facts.
The Brown Bomber
Shit in four sinks without getting caught.
Ingenious
Cheated on every test and managed to score A's without getting caught.
Magic Bus
Stealthfully masterbate on the bus ride to school with at least a dozen other kids on board.
I thought sjws only appear at colleges.
strawpoll.me
Higher education
Ace a test while high
The Van Halen
Banged a Teacher
The Kliq
Start high school with a group of 5+ friends, and then graduate with that same group with everybody staying friends
Lashing out
Expose someones wrist scars during class.
50g achievement
white capper
headshot 50x students with white caps on the level columbine at high noon
I think Master Bus would be better personally
Wow I know a girl who would've had that achievement at like 50 or 60 times
Beginning to Not Give a Fuck
Put your feet on the desk for the first time.
High Score
Achieve 20+ kills and surpass the current high score.
This School Sucks
Get a blowjob on school property without getting caught
In hindsight, yeah probubly.
I used to do that pretty often on the way to school due to my bus-induced erections.
Scavenger
Eat 100 bites of other peoples food
White Power
Beat the hell out of someone who isn't white.
Rage Quit
Drop out of school.
Someone Has To Clean It Up
Stand against the bathroom stall and masturbate while trying to get your jizz into the toilet bowl.
It's Not A Place For Smart People, Morty.
Don't do a single homework assignment in a unit and still pass the test (in any class).
So Is He Gay Or Something? Nope!
Befriend and assimilate with a group of girls, hang out with only them, and then bed one of them
My first 10000
Turn enough tricks in the restrooms
Zz zZ zz Zz....
Sleep a total of 1 week of classes.
Born Leader
Become Class President
Ah...Shit
Clog a toilet
The Perpetual 12-Year-Old
Play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic The Gathering, or Pokemon Trading Card Game during lunches
Secret Service
Attend Private School
40 Year Old Virgin
Graduate high school without losing your virginity
Abreast of current events.
Touch your first real boob.
I nailed that one
Poon Slayer
Fuck 15 different chicks in your first 2 years
Harry Houdini
Escape from school without being seen, and have nobody know you're gone
Whale Blubber
Watch a fat girl cry or slip during PE
Stealth-Boy
Go through all 4 years completely invisible
Ninja flight simulator
Trip the kid who runs like naruto in the halls
Foreign Claims
Bang a foreign exchange student.
Whiplash Dodger
Dodge 10 slap-ass towels in the locker room
I'm Not Gonna Cry, I'm Not Gonna Cry, I'm Not Gonna...
Break down and cry in front of a group of 20+ people
Should have clarified, first two years of High School
Robbin' Hood
Steal another person's wiper blades
This Means War
Start 3 food fights in the cafeteria
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CAP THIS AND POST IT IN THE THREAD!
The Chameleon
Change your style at least twice throughout high school
Johnny Rebel
Fly the Stars and Bars from your vehicle
Think Fast
Dodge a total of 20 dodgeballs in gym in your first year
Jock Cock Rock
Slam the douchiest Jock right in his family jewels
This was basically required where I went to school.
Black Lives Don't Matter
Call someone a nigger in front of a large group of people
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND ASK FOR SHIT THAT THEY CAN EASILY DO IN MS PAINT AND POST IT IN THE THREAD
I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo
Take creepshots at school and post them on Sup Forums
Its easy to pass but difficult to do well, also it really it depends on the rigor of your high school. Having attended two top50 high schools i can say that the competition and academic pressure can be really high, at least in the north east.
Puberty
Go through puberty, unlocks hard mode
DRAW A SPONGE
I would have gotten a few of them.
I am not proud
Grandma
Never once complete a task on a school computer without asking for help.
>hard mode
Tee-hee
if you know what I mean
Standing alone
Have a teacher pick a partner for you.
Certified Moonman
Fight a squad of black kids on your own and defeat them.
Get a 10 people kill streak
newfag detected
Family Guy
Knock up your girlfriend, get a job, and provide for your kid
*This achievement unavailable in Da Hood Edition
actually did this one
one of the best scores too
Alone In The Dark
Be the only white person in your group of friends
Redneck tried to do this after they pulled him out of his truck. They literally stomped on his head on the concrete after all teaming up on him.
Thought it would be silent!
Fart audibly in class.
Stealth Master 9000
Fart in class and everyone blames the fat kid
Kill/death ratio
Radio Rebel
Hijack the intercom system and stir shit up. (Unlocks outfit: Anonymous Mask)
>be the only white
> ave friends
Fucking disgusting