Super genius hacker character

>super genius hacker character
>uses iphone and bing

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>super genius hacker character
>doesn't even have norton installed

>Enter password
fbheiufheuifhuiewhfuioewhuioewhnfiouewhfioe
>I'm in.

Bing is a better choice for a hacker if you don't want to get spied by daddy google.

>microsoft doesn't spy

>shows hackers screen
>no shortcuts to Sup Forums and porn

>Every search service doesn't keep track of literally every letter you type.

how about duckduckgo

like in mr. robot

Bing is great for porn.

>desktop shortcuts

...

> character jumps on computer
> "hang on let me Bing™ that real quick"

why?

>super genius hacker character

why?

>super genius hacker character
>uses linux instead of windows

All the cool kids use FinderSpider

why?

How can negros even compete?

google is better

>give me 20 minutes
>you have 20

Why?

Video search aggregates all the tube sites

Dumb frogposters.

Smart fredposter.

reported

Faggot.

tack

not all of us have the luxury of surfing Sup Forums in an environment free of parents and siblings bae

This is an 18+ website kiddo.

that's not movie related
>faggot
I am not liking this webm because the penis is too masculine so I'm certainly not a fag

>tfw Im actually 28

Not as great as before. You were able to search random porn terms and it would show the suggestions but for some reason they removed that. Shit sucks.

you don't have your own room? are you browsing Sup Forums in the living room or summat?

bing is far more forgiving when searching for lets say less popular things.

Not that user.... but I'm 22 and I have my own room and my computer screens can be easily seen by anyone in the room in any place.... but still like cmon Man a 9 second webm?

searx.me/

there are other instances and some are hidden services:
github.com/asciimoo/searx/wiki/Searx-instances

Use duckduckgo or ixquick.

Google's probably worse now, but Microsoft are still major dicks.

>he can't afford an iPhone

I'm in the office, which is visible from the kitchen and common areas.

>tfw too poor to have a PC in my room

DDG
Startpage/Ixquick

To name two.

>character uses a website like MyFace, Spacebook, Goggle, Twatter, Bluetube, Yeehaw, Rumblr, etc.

Isn't Rumblr a real thing though?

>character is super genius hacker
>forgets to use incognito mode and doesn't wear gloves when typing to cover his tracks

>not using ashemaletube

>using iCucks